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#LolololzA simple tip: walk and talk slowly (self.TheBluePill)

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A simple tip: Walk with your hands in your pockets, and do it very slowly. Shuffle forward like a rat in a burrow.

What to do: Specific Instructions?

Next time you’re walking down a busy street and as you’re getting IOIs from post-wall sluts, I want you to follow this tip: walk slowly, and squeeze your butt cheeks with as much focus as you can muster, and thrust your pelvis forward in an aggressive and rhythmic fashion.

The Benefits:

The people around you will begin to notice your clenched butt cheeks and will deferentially walk around you at a distance in deference to your air of superiority. You’ll be walking the streets on your own terms. I did this with a HB 8.65 plate who I was dread-gaming on my right arm and I felt so badass.

Essentially this goes hand in hand with Law 543: Master the art of doing things as slow as you can.

Thanks folks - please post results.

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[–]zoso4evr1st mate to Captain L.Ron 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bro fist This shit works brah. The other day, I was loping down the street, making sure my feet shuffled along (the noise it makes gets bitches' attention). I always wear my motorcycle helmet, even when I don't ride my bike since it signals to all the sloots that I'm a dangerous bad boy. I had my favorite daypack on with pictures of puppy dogs all over it (feeeeemals can't fucking resist cute shit- their brains shut down at the sight of my puppypack yo) And as I walked along I was whispering out loud all the stats of my last brutal lifting session.

Let me tell you, I was a skank magnet. Bitches of every age were on my jock saying all kinds of silly shit like "oh honey are you ok?" "are you lost?" "do you have a carer around we can call for you?" Proves if rp tactics are applied correctly, you can fucking KILL at day game.