Gonna keep going until I outrun my own supply-line.

EDIT: Uh-oh, kiddos! It seems like our plucky hero is in a bit of a mutation mix-up! Alas, he has been hit by a stray bolt of gamma radiation - which has hideously transformed him into some wasteland beast! On top of that, some strange men with arousers in their trousers pestered him to join some gang called the "Yiffen-SS"! They gave him such a dashing uniform, though! Not long after, he was taken to meet a most interesting man known as the Fürrer! What exciting times we live in! Although he and the Fürrer got along swimmingly, one of his Furmabteilung appeared to have some reservations about the whole affair.

^{i'd fully understand if i were to get banned right now}