One day there was a dog and cat. The dog's name was dog. The cat's name was cat. They were best friends. They did everything together. They ate together. They sung together. They slept together. They reddit together. They write stories together. That one day, they were playing with a ball. The cat threw the ball high in the air. Dog went to get it but could not. He missed it. It hit his face. His face turned red. Seeing red cat thought blood had started. Cat started to cry. But dog got up and saw that cat was crying. He went to cat and bit cat to teach lesson. Cat started crying more. Cat says, "Why you bite me? I thought we were best friends."

Dog says, "Why you throw ball at me. I thought we were best friends."

Then cat and dog went separate ways. But then came bull. Bull's name bull. Bull decided to have tasty meal of cat and dog. He pry on dog behind bush. But cat see this. Cat jump on bull back and makes him run around the garden. Dog see this too. He run at bull and bite him. Bull start crying. But cat and dog decide to attack him. They tear out his limb. He cry mpre. They spank him. He cry more. They burn himover fire. That is when he die.

Then cat and dog friends again. Best friends. That night they cook Bull and eat him for dinner together. At dinner table middle there was candle. They ate a candlelight dinner. But through fire, dog see a vision. IN vision he see a face. IN face he see two dark eye. In eye he see cat. There was voice speak to him. Voice say, "Hi! I am voice of bull.. I will takeover cat..."

Dog barks in fright. He is suddenly scared. There is temperature drop. Why would someone do this to him. Bull is a bad animal. He suddenly see Cat's eyes turning red. He yell, "CAT!". But cat is already posessed by bad bull.

Cat or bad bull then said, "It is me. I will always be me. No part of cat will be cat. All of cat will be me".

Dog then decide to fight. He know that he cannot hurt bull. If he hurt bull, then he actually hurt cat. He was faced with complex paradox situation.( Big words :) )

Then dog open up reddit and ask /r/askreddit what he could do. He got instant reply. The message was 'you have been banned from /r/askreddit'.

This had not helped. So he decide to do something else. He looked at bull/cat and said, "Cat, I know you're still in there. Come back. Bad bull is a bad bull. Do not let bad bull takeover you."

That is when Cat's eyes become normal again. Cat was back! Bad bull went away. He had forced him away with words, like what he did on Reddit. He went and hugged cat. They could be best friends again!

But then cat put on evil smile, but dog couldn't see, he was faced away from cat...