I've located OP's notes on his essay:

-Don't forget to use the actual words "Throwaway" in username so SRS knows it's a throwaway. They will be the only ones who see this username and it is important that they know the purpose of this account.

I normally just lurk on Reddit, but I discovered this wonderful little subreddit about a month ago. I cannot believe you people think you are harmless. I had to create an account just to show you horrible people what a threat you are.

-Something to appeal to SRS Mythos. Like they are a legitimate threat to Western society. Good good.

Let me give you some information about myself so you can understand where I'm coming from. I have been a husband and a father for 6 years now and I would do anything in the world to protect my wonderful girls. They are my world and my perfect angels.

-Initiate prototypical mansplaining. Add an out-of-date sense of protectiveness to female family members. Is calling them "my perfect angels" too much? Nah, that's exactly the right amount of subtlety.

My theory (probably correct) is that you evil harpies are jealous of a functioning, normal family unit because you never had one. This causes you to hate men and want to destroy their world. Everything came to a head for me when you started to defend the thugs in Dallas. It all began to make sense. To make up for the fact that your fathers never loved you, you genderfreaks and lesbian wingnuts want to destroy the male identity and the family by directly destroying what it means to be a man.

-Appear arrogantly certain of one's opinions. Begin armchair psychoanalysis. Use the word "harpies," even though no one has used that unironically in forever. Don't forget to mention Dallas and use the word "thugs."

You 1) attack men by taking away our ability to defend our women. You want to import thousands of uncivilized scum "migrants" to rape our daughters, wives and mothers so that our biological instinct to defend women cannot be fulfilled. You want to do this to destroy the man-central, natural household order. If the man cannot defend his pack, how can he claim to lead his pack? You want us to live in constant fear for our women, that they will be raped or killed by a savage, just because your father never loved you. You are emasculating us with a goddamned chainsaw.

-Just copy and paste some typical racist/sexist jerk from the_donald. I don't want to spend all day on this.

You 2) want to destroy the concept of sex itself. There are no biological differences between the sexes and other liberal claptrap. Men have better physical skills and critical thinking skills than women. That's a scientific fact. That's why in the wild men were the hunters, and women stayed home to take care of the children. But you want to destroy men by denying this biological imperative to be masculine leaders. Boys can be as fru fru and pansy as they like! Women can be strong and do men's jobs! This clearly disregards rational, critical thinking. There are TWO SEXES for a reason. Men are strong hunters and naturally dominant, with the penetrative role, and women are more loving, with the submissive role. You want to destroy men by making our families into genderfreaks so that the natural family structure is dissolved and men cannot follow their biological capacity as leaders.

-Now let's go through the comment history of 5th law and smoosh them all together in some awkward pile of words. Should I perhaps make this paragraph more realistic by pointing out the biolololgical advantages women have? It would really fit into the part about how much I adore my family. Mmmm nah.

You finally 3) want to make this all legal by completely neutering the police force and letting thugs commit any twisted crime they want. This is clear by the way you are defending the thugs of Dallas. You want to make sure that our daughters and mothers and wives have absolutely NO recourse when raped or maimed by a crazed savage. You want to watch them cry in the courthouse when their thug rapist gets set free despite clear, incontrivertible evidence. You want to make the males, the natural heads of the household, into weak-willed ineffectual pansies who can just stand by and watch as their women are destroyed and all their biological needs are absolutely left in the dust.

-I don't think I used "thug" enough, yet. Really drive that one home. Add subtle spelling error to really annoy them. Be very very very vague on what a woman's biological need is. Is it not being raped? Is it having a male caretaker? I'll let SRS draw their own conclusions about that one!

I hate you SRS. I hate you so much. But you cannot destroy my family. Who knows how many men you have driven to suicide by saying their women deserve to be raped or killed? My precious wife and daughter are never going to fall into your disgusting marxist claws. I will make sure of that. I'm honestly somewhat sorry that your fathers never EVER loved you so you feel a need to attack the male from all sides (cultural, social and biological), but you are just as evil as the racists and other bigots you post here. You want to destroy the men and the family unit because you are JEALOUS you never had it.

-My pwecious wittle perfect family needs me to take care of them! Oh, I haven't said "marxist," yet! Almost missed it. Ah but I wanted to use another harpy reference. Oh I know "marxist claws." Brilliant! Then some blah blah blah, armchair psychology, blah blah, biology, blah blah blah, SRS is the real racism and is jelly of the mens.

Go ahead, ban me. You will NEVER get your claws on my wife or daughter.

-Muh family, and one more harpy for the road. Aaaaaaand, scene!