Hello, shills.

Today, I had an experience unlike any other. First, let me say this: I've always seen PC Master Race comments and wondered "what are these fuckin morons like in real life?" I got the answer no more than 30 minutes ago.

I've worked with a gentleman for about a year who is about 22-23 years of age and he's always seemed kind of socially awkward. From talking about how he's been changing his ping pong serve up, to forcing me to look at the memes he finds on imgur, he's always been interesting to say the least.

Today, while working with a 40 year old man who says he's "too old for that" in response to a question about the newest jerk (Pokemon GO) he exclaims "nobody is too old for Pokemon!" The man says when Pokemon first came around, he was too old to care and now the little kids who played it are older so that's why so many older people play. A pretty logical statement, I'd say. This offends the PC Master Race spokesman, who then says (and I promise you, this is verbatim. I texted my friend the quote immediately because I thought it was so funny): "I wasn't into Pokemon when I was a kid. I've been a hardcore gamer since '05. I've got a mountain of a PC at home. Do you know what a GTX 660Ti is?"

The man responds: "I dunno, I've just got an Xbox."

This clearly offends the PC Master Race spokesman who says "peasant! PC Master Race! PC Master Race!" Shill says "well, we have mods on Fallout now which I'm happy about" and to this, PC Master Race responds with an epic slow clap.

Can you believe people like this actually exist in real life? He probably trolls this sub too, in search of shills to crucify. If you don't hear from me again, just remember: Praise Geraldo