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Is anyone else a naturally perfect princess? (self.muacirclejerk)

Smokeahontas が 投稿

Without using any type of makeup at all, I look like I wear a strong highlight along the tops of my cheekbones, a light nudish-pink blush, a light-brown bronzer on the cheeks, eyebrow pencil, eye contour, and since my lips are very pigmented; a nude lipstick.

Ok guys, you can applaud me now. CCNW!!!!!!! unless it's to compliment me on how brave I am for posting this.

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[–]TericeNatalieNW 69 | UD 420 38ポイント39ポイント  (6子コメント)

Have we gone full circle?

This sub was made to jerk /MUA, but this post is jerking a post from a sub that was made to have non-jerking conversations about the jerking sub of /MUA.
Help I'm confused.

[–]dreamphone 59ポイント60ポイント  (0子コメント)

The call is coming from inside the house! ...THE POST IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE JERK

[–]feuilletons 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know, my head is spinning from thinking about this it's giving me a natural blush

[–]TericeNatalieNW 69 | UD 420 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's giving me a natural full-face contour.

[–]dangerousporcupine 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sauce?

[–]jesusyouguys 40ポイント41ポイント  (23子コメント)

Srs The "personal attack" she responded to was..."r/humblebrag". And someone said they were glad someone had said it. That's it.

She responded by saying they were nasty. IMO saying someone is nasty is waayyyyyy meaner and more personal than implying a person is humblebragging. In every one of her responses she's just delusional that when SHE jerks something, it's in jest, but when anyone else does, it's a personal attack. And when SHE says something it's necessary and good, but when anyone else does they just want attention and drama. She's a good person so it's okay to call them names and they're a nasty person so it's not okay for them to not like her post.

Edit: Oh I forgot, when anyone else is upvoted it's because they care about fake stupid internet points and it doesn't matter, but when she's down voted it's a legitimate representation of her personal worth and it's an attack

Edit2: here's a screenshot of her calling someone names https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/4rkfnz/is_anyone_else_a_naturally_perfect_princess/d531rnm

[–]makeupmarissa 65ポイント66ポイント  (76子コメント)

srs / was I wrong for calling her out on her humble brag? like she seriously got so upset that she went on a rant about features she doesn't like about herself and then said that i should leave her alone and she hopes that it made my day... okay? I mean dude, you can't make an entire post dedicated to how you look perfect w/o makeup (on a makeup sub), especially one with ridiculous claims like saying that you have natural bronzer and eye contour (?????? ok) and expect people not to call you out on it.

[–]Smokeahontas[S] 46ポイント47ポイント  (14子コメント)

[srs] No, I was honestly surprised it hadn't been jerked when I came here to check. I've already gotten a PM about how I'm a "nasty person," I guess because I'm a fucking pleb that needs to actually use makeup in order to look like I have makeup on.

[–]eggboys 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

[srs] It wasn't even a humble brag because she didn't say anything negative. It was just bragging. I don't think there was any ill intent behind it but it was literally a post of bragging and then asking other people to brag (to build confidence I assume but is MUACJD really the place for that kind of fluff?). Like no one could really gain anything interesting from that thread. People have faces, this we already know. It was kind of a silly topic, I was surprised she felt so attacked.

[–]J3SS1KURR 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

[srs]She felt attacked because she doesn't actually have a perfect face and someone called her out on it instead of commending her for her special snowflake princess skin.

[–]Overthehills-faraway 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

It was really nasty of you! Y u so nasty?!!!!!

[–]nocakeface 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

No. If I had naturally pigmented lips (I definitely don't btw) I wouldn't comment on a lipstick thread saying "My lips are naturally Lolita-tinted, so idk." So it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to post that kind of thing on a makeup sub. Sure, you can recognize the parts of your face that you like, but you don't need to post a list.

[–]galletasdeanimalitos 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course you were wrong. She has an olive undertone.

[–]meekaANDmochi 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

srs reminded me of the infamous janburgers rant

[–]jesusyouguys 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

burger sauce?

[–]meekaANDmochi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It doesn't exist anymore. Someone may still have it. Its like 2 years old. Basically the same sort of self depreciating rant. Very odd. I mean there's more to it than that haha but equally as weird.

[–]makeupmarissa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's that? :o

[–]lynxnloki 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

Um excuse me but if ur gonna post something like this, please limit yourself to one compliment only. You're supposed to be self-deprecating at all times pls, or else u can't sit with us.

[–]breakfastatkatis 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

omg, me too. I honestly look like I have dip dip already applied (of course I buy it anyways, it never hurts to have 1000 backups!!) and perfectly curled lashes. I also have such a natural glow, sometimes i put powder over my cheekbones bc they just shine so bright :( #naturalbeautyprobs

[–]Emiajbeau 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly I can't believe you even posted this. You know the fucking answer is yes, stop trying to act like you don't worship me

[–]thepinkviper 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doesn't look like she's a troll, but it does seem like she is having some kind of mental breakdown....I honestly think we should leave her alone. She is obviously not well :\

[–]DayMan4224 21ポイント22ポイント  (58子コメント)

"I know plenty of women with strong natural contouring"

All those women need to see their dermatologist immediately, or wash their faces because they're dirty dirty peasants

[–]surrealishzealish 26ポイント27ポイント  (8子コメント)

Srs maybe I'm just naive but I don't think the sauce to this pasta meant any ill will despite her popping off slightly? I think she had a good idea in her head (list one feature you already like about yourself) but worded it very poorly and then everyone jumped on the KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! bandwagon. Nobody actually NEEDS makeup tbqh. It's a luxury anyways.

[–]thepinkviper 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

When I was younger I would sometimes word things really poorly on social media and get backlash, even though my intentions weren't bad. I used to spend so much time fighting with people over my intentions and people would just make fun of me, because you know, it's the internet. In the end I just felt like shit, wasted time, and accomplished nothing.

So now if I screw up and come off like an asshole or something, I'll just delete the post usually. It's not worth the drama to me, and I'm highly sensitive. I think this really touched a nerve with her because from her post history she looks like a semi-regular poster around here that usually is upvoted, so she feels like she's being attacked by her own community. It's kind of a shitty feeling, but she handled it really poorly in the original thread.

[–]jesusyouguys 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Srs I think someone who jerks people but acts like this when jerked is pretty nasty. If she feels that way it only makes it worse somehow. I'd rather she were just a clueless newborn than a hypocrite.

[–]katnip86 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

A lot of people contributed, and some people poked fun at her wording. It wasn't like the whole thread burned her at the stake. Her defensiveness is way over the top, and to come to the cj sub to continue the argument is kinda ridiculous. At some point you gotta laugh at yourself.

[–]Pilot_Pussy_Galore -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

Sorry you're being downvoted because of me, but thank you for being able to understand that I had a good enough idea for a post but didn't word it clearly enough and didn't beat myself into the ground enough for anyone's liking

[–]jesusyouguys 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then why did you beat yourself into the ground over and over? Shit is there sephulta bonus points for that because gurrrrrl you gotta gimme the coup coup

[–]surrealishzealish 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Srs I think people are taking the downvote parade a bit too seriously but whatever, it's the Internet anyways. I have yet to meet a perfect person on Reddit even though I love shit talking others clearly (hence being on circle jerk)

[–]LittleMissSunshine11 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think she intended at all for it to be a super braggy post. But it did kinda come across that way and when people pointed it out she just kinda went off the deep end...

[–]glamcourtney 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

http://imgur.com/NAMhAwh

[–]Livinginadot -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

LMAO. I am literally eating popcorn right now and paused my series. This is sooo entertaining.

[–]bunny-hill 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Like I said in another thread, we may need to put /r/muacjdiscussioncj into play here. This type of shit is the stupid stuff that gets posted in the regular mua. Like...

[–]galletasdeanimalitos 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

You know, I need pics. If she looks that nice, we might be able to finally trash the Kardashians.

She's dramatic too...so....

[–]Pilot_Pussy_Galore -4ポイント-3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Pleas post a screenshot where i stated that I look like a kardashian.

[–]PersistentCat 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Again, that's not what someone is saying. She teasing that you can replace the Kardashians because you are pretty. Not that you look like a Kardashian and can be interchanged.

[–]dimplezcz 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why tf do you keep asking for screenshots when you've clearly read and responded to almost every single comment in this thread over the course of 12+ hours. No one said you looked like Kim k or whatever, sit down and go enjoy life outside of a screen and a keyboard – it's a vile place because of people inciting their insecurities everywhere like you are. Don't bring the rest of us down with you.

[–]Pilot_Pussy_Galore -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think it's weird to ask for screenshots showing proof that I said what they claim that I said. I can respond to any comments that I want if they are in my inbox. Please leave me alone.

[–]DancingKumquats 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Loool. Someone apparently needs an Internet safe space.

[–]7DevilsOfEjaculation 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Girl, I need to wear makeup to make it look like I'm not so all you plebs will feel better about yourselves.

[–]PersistentCat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why I do it. That's also why I make mistakes at work and play sports poorly. I do it for others. Fuck me, I'm fantastic.

[–]sabrunka 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Srs. So, I decided to do a bit of minor research (aka check her post history) and she has dabbled in /r/raisedbynarcissists. I have noticed that the people who get offended by CC, or posts about them in MUACJ, are the same ones who post in that subreddit. Now, I have only noticed two people actually being upset over this stuff, but it's been 2 out of 2 so far.

I have a feeling that there's a reason behind this. The narcissists which they have learned to hate, have left a slight bit of themselves behind in these gals/guys who can't handle anything except for positive reinforcement.

It really is okay to get offended by stuff (as I'm sure we all have those moments), but if you are able to add fuel the fire, then don't be so taken aback when it comes back around to you.

[–]surrealishzealish 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

Omfgz guys...like really??? This is so not up dips. I'm mildly and casually ashamed. This is my IRL reaction after seeing this thread explode with multiple HATEFUL comments: https://youtu.be/WqSTXuJeTks (just replace "Britney" with "pilot_pussy_galore")

Spoilers: yes, it's the Chris Crocker "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" video

[–]Smokeahontas[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

[srs] tbh I didn't even read the comments in the original. I saw the post and came here because I was certain it HAD to have already been jerked. It wasn't, so I posted it.

It was a silly, humble-braggy post that I thought belonged here. I don't think the original OP meant any harm by it and I certainly didn't by posting it here. But her responses were over the top and a lot nastier than any of the original comments and I think that's what people latched onto.

[–]surrealishzealish 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Srs - I'm not actually annoyed with anyone here expressing their opinion(s) about it, except with people jumping on the mob mentality of downvoting the OP into oblivion whenever she posts something, along with also saying unnecessary comments to her like "you are mentally ill." Upset? Annoyed? Overreacting? Yes I'd say the OP is any or all of those things. But everyone berating her into the ground just seems excessive at this point. She even deleted the original post that caused all of the drama. Clearly she is upset and people are actually saying stuff like "I bet you're ugly" when she was trying to post something positive in the first place, but clearly something got terribly lost in translation? Idk man. I love making fun of people on the Internet but I'd never go as far as to insult somebody physically or say they're mentally ill. But that's me, and this is Reddit, so it's not like anybody owes anything to OP but I don't know. Just seems way blown out of proportion on both ends.

[–]sea-weedNot The Cool Jan 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

(srs) We removed the post on MUACJD with OP's blessing. Just for the sake of clarity.

[–]jesusyouguys -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Screenshots of everything

Now pleb

[–]surrealishzealish 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

My BF just got me the iPhone 25 and i don't know how to do anything except post on Reddit sorry and my laptop has a virus from trying to download some dip dip

[–]jesusyouguys -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww I ndz me a boyfie :(:(:(

[–]jesusyouguys -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

She keeps asking for screenshots of her name calling, I think maybe she was banking on no one having a shot of the thread she deleted? Anyway here https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/4rkfnz/is_anyone_else_a_naturally_perfect_princess/d531rnm

There you go Pussy.