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[–]batshitcrazy68 442ポイント443ポイント  (93子コメント)

Source?

edit: found it

edit 2: looks like SexySexyLittleForks is the original source. Probably best to watch it on his youtube page.

[–]Rahmulous 73ポイント74ポイント  (12子コメント)

What the fuck is the discussion about turtles going on in the background? I'm so confused.

[–]LupineChemist 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clearly it's Science Friday and Ira Flatow's enthusiasm about all things.

[–]senorfresco 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

Why was it necessary to make it so long and loud?

[–]manstuckinfuture 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Probably just to help the set the scene that the guy listens to talk radio about turtles.

[–]EASam 152ポイント153ポイント  (64子コメント)

This gif was much better with sound, thanks.

[–]RedXabier 61ポイント62ポイント  (60子コメント)

It almost always is, I understand that some people prefer gifs because of the small size but a video's just so much better for the majority of gifs. Even more annoying on this occasion was that I've seen the video version on reddit before so I knew how much better this could be while rewatching it again

Edit: From the replies I understand the usefulness/ease of gifs much more, however I still think videos are the best way to experience the majority of things a gif displays as you can: choose your place in the video, control sound which improves the experience (and can mute it like a gif), better video quality, no weird freezing or choppiness, and can possibly see more of the creator's work by looking at their youtube/vimeo channel.

[–]NadyaNayme 20ポイント21ポイント  (19子コメント)

One day, people will learn how to make a .webm

Or use the fucking .webm option in the online converter, set the time of the video you'd like to turn into a .webm, and use that instead of .jif .gif

[–]Artezza 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A lot of people in /r/videos started using vid.me and sites like that which play sound when opened with hoverzoom, so it'd be nice if people started using that too.

[–]starlinguk 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not going to play a video on my phone in public. No headphones, and it opens a different app. Ain't nobody got time for that.

[–]bajuwa 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Personally I like being able to keep listening to my music. And often I get stuck with 15-30 second ads for 45 second clips.

[–]HuntBoston1508 10ポイント11ポイント  (31子コメント)

Another factor is that a gif loads very quickly and requires little effort to watch - you don't need to make your volume decent, you don't need to think too much usually. You know a gif will be short and sweet, but a video could be a lot to digest.

[–]IrateMollusk 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

Its the exact opposite on my internet. I have to sit there watching a gif stuttering into existence but video is instant.

[–]HououinKyouma1 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

gif loads very quickly

actually the video loads faster for me. no idea if it's something to do with the servers, but imgur has been really slow lately

[–]TheSupaBloopa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well gifs are just really terrible when it comes to loading times and file sizes and such, they're not at all ideal for how people use them these days. HTML5 videos (like gfycat and gifv) are way better.

[–]achalvohra 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god. I have been having the same problem ever since. I thought I was the crazy one, that had this problem.

[–]upandup123 31ポイント32ポイント  (18子コメント)

Jesus chirst youre watching a video!

Its not that much fucking work!

[–]lapotronic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I'm on my phone, I don't want an entirely different app to come flying open and start playing sound. If it's a YouTube link it stays unclicked.

[–]ramen_made_me_tall 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Interestingly enough, on poor internet, videos load MUCH quicker.

[–]Hurricane212 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man.. after watching all these videos now I am way to exhausted, gotta go to bed again.

[–]ngmcs8203 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That video felt like it took forever.

[–]ADSRelease 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What grinds my gears more than an unnecessarily long gif instead of a YouTube link is people making an imgur gallery of a blog or portfolio which already had those pictures in a collection

[–]WildlyModerateMuslim 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

people prefer gifs because of the small size

Now that would be unrealistic :D

[–]TeCuervo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dammit! It's pronounced gif! For crying out loud!

[–]HappyViet 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why did I even watch a 1:33 long gif instead of the video? Why did I rewatch the video?

[–]okami11235 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Huh. I was kinda hoping the cops would be a bit more...Angry or intimidating? They seemed awfully soft-spoken for the joke. Still, thanks for getting the source :)

[–]RUStupidOrSarcastic 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah same I thought it was honestly underwhelming with sound. Sounded better in my head, where everyone is a great actor.

[–]okami11235 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah. I suppose there is something to be said for having already known the punchline too, but I guess the gif was more satisfying.

[–]SexySexyLittleForks 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's not the source. This is the source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FTWv7abjU

I'm the creator, Patrick Scott. Proof:https://imgur.com/0yTX98h

[–]batshitcrazy68 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oops, sorry about that. I changed the info on my original post to have it direct to your youtube page. The other one was just the first to pop up when I searched.

[–]no_YOURE_sexy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dont think thats the original source, look at the description. It's along the lines of "lol we thought this was TOO FUNNY! We totally hate cops too 420 blaze it". Maybe these guys added the stupid npr audio to not get taken down from youtube

[–]cantRYAN 781ポイント782ポイント  (48子コメント)

Jokes on you coppers. There's a little girl tied up and gagged in his trunk! bahaha

[–]what_da_pho 205ポイント206ポイント  (28子コメント)

I thought the gif was going to show that after the police departed.

[–]RandomExcess 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

so, you didn't see what you expected... I guess that makes the gif suitable content for /r/unexpected

[–]farmdve -2ポイント-1ポイント  (23子コメント)

It does.

[–]Shabooya-Rollcall 100ポイント101ポイント  (22子コメント)

no it doesn't

[–]KommanderKrebs 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

That was unexpec... whoa.

[–]RoyPlotter 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a sub that keeps on giving.

[–]NoLandsBeyond 3ポイント4ポイント  (12子コメント)

You didn't watch the full length .gif. He smiles, picks up his breadstick and opens up the trunk.

[–]randydandyjoe 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

i will gut you

[–]no_egrets 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you're on a desktop OS, right-click and 'show controls' works in most browsers for WEBM/GIFV. Skip right to the end, then get to the gutting without having to watch the whole video again.

[–]JestinMask 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I use this a lot when I can't tell if a gif is looping or just really fucking long

[–]sashslingingslasher 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's one of several fucking biscotti he probably ate you asshole. Who the fuck eats a breadstick with coffee. I'm fucking livid.

Edit: there. See? Correcting it just ruined the joke...

[–]autopornbot 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I figured it out. The gif is broken, and only shows that part on the second or third loop. Just watch a few loops and you'll see it.

[–]Arancaytar 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It seems to be glitchy; took 37 loops on this computer.

[–]R99Kie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It works better if you download it, upload it again on Imgur 37 times, and then open up all 37 videos, assign them their own window, and shrink each of the windows down so you can watch them all play at once.

[–]NoveltyAccountFraud 14ポイント15ポイント  (17子コメント)

What's a copper?

[–]texanengineer 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

Since no one actually answered your question, Coppers is an antiquated term that originated in Britain meaning "someone who captures". In queens English, Cop is recorded in the sense "to capture" from 1704.

[–]Kingca 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He knows what a copper is.

[–]goldnick 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd always heard "copper" came from the copper buttons they used to have in their uniforms

[–]drumsnjazz 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've heard that the word "cop" is an acronym for "constable on patrol." Not sure how much merit that deserves, but there's another possibility!

[–]Red_Tannins 75ポイント76ポイント  (34子コメント)

These aren't real cops! Look at that trigger discipline.

[–]Raneados 45ポイント46ポイント  (31子コメント)

Actually lol.

At least 2 of the cops in the video were real cops with the West Covina police department.

One was fired over this.

[–]SuperHappyCow 29ポイント30ポイント  (12子コメント)

This is what it takes to get a cop fired, eh?

[–]ExiledApprentice 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

You mean on disciplinary leave then promoted...

Oh wait, he probably was fired for making cops seem like joksters. Only cops who shoot do not face lawsuits.

[–]Knight-of-Black 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

jesus, cops got it so hard man

[–]Jaqen___Hghar 68ポイント69ポイント  (7子コメント)

Can't wait for Super Troopers 2.

[–]CharlieTheK 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

But Super Troopers was cheeky and fun shenanigans, and this GIF's shenanigans were cruel and tragic, which makes them not really shenanigans at all.

[–]teqsutiljebelwij 91ポイント92ポイント  (9子コメント)

Fucking ridiculous! So unrealistic. No way that cup sits like that.

[–]Captluck 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haters gonna say it's fake

[–]theneoroot 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

I know nothing of the physics of liquids, but in my experience when the cup is about half full it actually does stay up most of the time if you drop it down straight.

[–]Explosives 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

As a /r/me_irl subscriber, I can tell you with certainty that the cup was half empty. Not half full.

[–]TooBusyforReddit 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Sure. Next you're gonna tell us that dress was blue and black.

[–]n1c0_ds 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's half empty because you are emptying it. It's half-full when you are not emptying it.

[–]n1c0_ds 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And it splashes everywhere

[–]MedievalValor 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ain't nothing like a desk pop.

[–]teabaggg 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They were so convincing in their argument!

[–]tras__ 44ポイント45ポイント  (4子コメント)

I felt odd laughing at this know I just read two stories about cops killing innocent men.

[–]jerkmanj 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Especially that one in Arizona where a drunk man was on his hands and knees pleading not to die. He reached to pull his shorts up and the cop shot the man dead.

The cop was charged with second degree murder, so there's that I guess.

[–]TheCyanKnight 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't that the point though? It would hardly be funny if cops were nothing like that in real. It's funny because it's a caricature

[–]BenMears5150 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually know a guy who is a cop, and he is exactly the type that would pull something like this. He's just a grade A immature dickhead. He also keeps guns at his home (Northern Ireland) and I can't think of a worse person to have such a thing.

[–]NorCalTico 118ポイント119ポイント  (45子コメント)

I thought this was a joke until the cops drove away. Anyone have a link to the news reports?

[–]Raneados 97ポイント98ポイント  (44子コメント)

The news reports?

The video is a comedy bit by Zoochosis. However (some of?)the cops in the video are actual cops for the West Covina police department.

They got in a lot of trouble for using their real car, guns, uniforms, etc for the comedy bit.

http://www.scpr.org/news/2011/11/12/29844/2-west-covina-police-employees-under-investigation/

I believe one ended up being fired.

[–]fluvance 67ポイント68ポイント  (3子コメント)

I want to say woosh, but that's actually interesting.

[–]Raneados 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]doomchicken007 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww, that's so sweet. The guy likes the turtles so he builds them bridges : ^ ) All life is precious, man

[–]dragonfangxl 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait those are real cop cars? They jsut said 'police' on them, waht kind of cop cars dont have the city name on them

[–]Raneados 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ones that get their identifying logos covered up.

If they actually used their car.

[–]inekarma 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

So mm, for every God damn thing the cops do, this is the thing that someone actually got fired for?

[–]Raneados 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cops get fired for doing bad stuff, too. It just doesn't make the news and it doesn't always stay with people because repeating "cop gets away with murder" is more fun for people, despite the eventual finding that the situation was actually warranted.

By then it's been 4 months of investigation and people don't care any more about the truth.

[–]GayFesh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

despite the eventual finding that the situation was actually warranted.

BREAKING NEWS: Police department investigates itself, determines it did nothing wrong.

[–]annnm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's unfortunately, but understandable.

[–]GenBlase 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow they get fired for that?

[–]BeBenNova 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

(sirens)

(gunfire)

Don't post the video or anything

[–]NovaNexu 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, the police officer who directed this vid got fired in my hometown West Covina :D

[–]DeutschlandFickJa 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats unfair! They already knew he was a little girl when they saw him driving a Prius…

[–]Groudon52 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

When you and your high school friends become cops

[–]ExiledApprentice 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

you and your highschool fellow highschool dropouts*

[–]adampamartin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This on the front page with the Castile story is a crazy pair

[–]parttimehuman2 30ポイント31ポイント  (29子コメント)

Why does everything have to be made into a fucking gif?

[–]iGotDatDainbramage 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's efficient and people can view it at work or in other social settings where sound is inappropriate.

[–]yaywalter 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't call it efficient. Though yes, certainly convenient.

[–]christoskal 12ポイント13ポイント  (15子コメント)

Ok I'm actually curious about this, when some users ask this question in every single post is it because they really want to know or is it just an inside joke I'm missing?

[–]Bobknows27 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mobile users, sound is off/inappropriate, people are literally too lazy to click play....

Oh, and because it's (ever so slightly) easier to watch/digest, which then tends to garner more upvotes.

[–]annnm 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

people are literally too lazy to click play.

i was too lazy to put on my headphones earlier today. i actually watched the video, didn't get the joke, knew i needed sound to get the joke, but was too lazy to put on headphones. Headphones that were and still are literally 1 foot in front of me. what i'm saying is that i appreciate these gif reposters.

[–]Nimmyzed 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I browse reddit almost primarily on mobile. Loading gifs are fast for my device. If it's a video linked to YouTube or Vimeo, it takes up to 20 seconds to load. When randomly clicking titles I can't be bothered to wait.

This is why I prefer gifs.

I've even disabled any video related posts. I am grateful to the people who take the time to convert videos to gifs.

[–]Teekoo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who the fuck opens videos on mobile?

[–]bromeatmeco 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. If I'm listening to music, I can keep listening to music without pausing it.
  2. They load way faster, so for consuming lots of content really fast on a forum/imageboard/reddit it's easier to just read the text than wait for a video to load a lot of the time.

[–]alper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It circumvents most copyright protections and therefore makes it easier to spread.

[–]SpeedMirageIfYouWill 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because OP is a filthy karmawhore?

[–]DTown17 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

yo seriously does anyone else feel like right now isn’t the time for this video to be front page?

...i mean, come on

[–]Hingl_McCringleberry 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's exactly why it's posted now

[–]TheCyanKnight 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What better time to mock police for being power tripping dickheads

[–]FatJesus9 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

What is he eating? That looks tasty

[–]tetra_d 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was hoping they would show a little girl tied up in the truck as the police drove off.

[–]friggengenius 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Super Troopers 2?

[–]gapark 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If he was black they'd have shot him.

[–]Ihavetochange 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That could be from SuperTroopers 2.

[–]SW3STY 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

would've been super awkward if he hadn't broken down

[–]TMurphyTime 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is the ACTUAL source: here

[–]zekezero 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to see the turtle bridges.

[–]ryanknapper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was fairly lame until the cops drove away, firing their pistols into the air. That put it over the top.

[–]DarkDosman 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's how I imagine American police mentality

[–]nonnarB 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Brought to you by the guys who wanted to be in Super Troopers 2.

[–]haiku_robot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brought to you by the 
guys who wanted to be in 
Super Troopers 2.

[–]Dusk_v731 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why the fuck do people insist on turning this shit into gifs. Who the fuck are these people?

[–]DavidChristen 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

One time there was a copper thief who stole a bunch of copper and he was trying to get away from the police. The police told him,"Hey you copper thief stop." The copper thief looked back at the police and said, "CU copper," and got away. (It's a science joke I told one time back in chemistry class.)

[–]boobsmcgraw 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

People really need to stop misspelling "whoa". Like, right now. It is NOT "woah".

[–]Sumepic_Guy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would be so fun to do to someone.

[–]mykindomforausername 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Desert Eagle broke the immersion for me.

[–]ExiledApprentice 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The immersion was broken until they asked the white guy where the little girl was.

[–]Freeman001 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That actors name is rick. Funny guy. Knows how to speak german.

[–]trey_yert 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you and your high school friends become cops

[–]lIlIIIlll 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be begging them to shoot me.

[–]friicis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is super troopers material right here :D Meow!

[–]fauxhb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

he somewhat looks like a discounted Edward Norton

[–]jiveabillion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't this what cops are like in India?

[–]HarshaMathur 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

hahahaha! Crazy it is.

[–]Foreversquare 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought this was going to be a Wendy's commercial.

[–]Roastmonkeybrains 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those police officers look a tad Mexican.

[–]Mindfulmanners 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is SJW porn.

[–]Fartikus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I expected it because of the shitty title.

[–]Timberrrrrrrrrrr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"wait, did you guys all just cock your semi-automatic guns in unison?"

[–]YouKnowBlom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can see her behind the pole at 0:49

[–]A_valiant_effort 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

[–]anti_flag_80 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was hoping they would show a little girl tied up in the truck as the police drove off.

[–]NeilAnthony 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Falcon Heights Police Department.

[–]Bananainmy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No fucking word of a lie. America is the worst. The next however many years will see it as crazy as north Korea. In fact north Korea looks better!

[–]DoctorWaluigiTime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

(gunfire)

Thanks, subtitles.

[–]I_would_kill_you 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great fucking timing with this. Of course, these days it's always bad timing...

[–]ArthurDayn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this a sketch or an average day in the US?

[–]pebrain21 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meow show me your license and registration.

[–]peruytu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The sad part is, Police really do act like this... but without the joke in the end. I went to school with a lot of guys who eventually became local, city, state cops ... and even a couple of detectives. They all think they're above the law and personality wise, they're all complete assholes. Except for one, my buddy who is still a Bronx cop, after 15 years in the force is still doing foot patrols. Why? Because he doesn't comply with the unfair things the police department tells him to do such as frisk people for nothing, give tickets for nothing and not being an asshole to people.