Well, this isn't really mgtow related but I like telling stories that make people laugh and I can type faster than lightning so here it goes:

There was a time when I was in a phase of self improvement where I was learning small engine restore and repair. That kind of ended after I learned everything I needed to know.

Anyway, left over from that phase was an old push lawn mower I had restored but come to find out that the engine piston ring was so worn it would start chugging out a ton of smoke after five minutes of running. I parked it in the shed where it sat for years. The other lawn mower was a craftsman curbside pickup that I never got around to restoring but the chassis bed of the lawnmower was badly rusted to a point where the engine would need to go on a different chassis. I had originally planned to take that craftsman engine off that worthless chassis and use it to replace the bad engine on the lawnmower with the good chassis but I never got around to it. I decided to get rid of both of them.

So I put both lawnmowers in the "free" section of craiglist, conditional that whoever got them took both of them away. I expected a scrap metal person to come get them.

Exactly ONE HOUR after posting that damn thing on craiglist, some guy and his 300 pound landwhale wife/gf is knocking on the door. I was busy with something at the time and so I told that guy to let me know if he needed help getting them in his truck, then went back to what I was doing. Big mistake. My first clue that he not after scrap metal collector but wants a good lawnmower when I see him trying to start the one with the bad motor, of course it wont start since it needs the carb cleaned after sitting in the shed for years.

He pushes both lawnmowers to street, so I think good they are gone. . Turns out they take the nicer of the two (with the bad motor) and busts the craftsman with the rusted chassis almost in half and leaves it sitting in the my yard.

Now I am kind of laughing at this douchebag. He is going to drag that lawnmower with the bad engine home, waste his time cleaning the carb and then fire it up and find out he has a bad motor lol