1 - When he was 10yrs old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. So his parents just moved to another house. 

2 - Zlatan lost his virginity before his parents.

3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 

4- When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 

5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 

6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 

7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 

8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 

9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 

10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 

11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 

12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 

13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk to Zlatan. 

14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 

15 - One day Zlatan arrived late to school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early