So so I've read essay upon essay from blogs like Rollo's and dozens of individual guys stories on TRP and MGTOW. I think I've found a way to boil the standard relationship arc down to a couple sentences:

Girlfriend Stage - You should commit to me. It will be great. It will make both of us so happy. We'll have even more sex. Tons of sex.

Wife Stage - Haha! What a loser! Why would you commit to me?! No more sex for you. Give me money, slave!

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Am I missing something?