tall 内の Alboss によるリンク Never thought I'd make one of these posts up until a friend sent me this. Guess who I am.

[–]MyStrangeUncles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Carpet tape is sticky on both sides.

Because it keeps your boobs from falling out of your dress.

Yes.

AskReddit 内の Outburstz によるリンク For skinny or in shape people do you eat until you're full or just a set amount of food even if you still feel hungry?

[–]MyStrangeUncles 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why you should eat slowly. It gives your brain time to realize that it's not hungry anymore.

AskReddit 内の youremysillygirl によるリンク What's the most you've seen someone be so out of touch with reality?

[–]MyStrangeUncles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No no, I'm north of Atlanta, and that's the only part of Georgia that counts.

ImGoingToHellForThis 内の demirb によるリンク Yesterday In Turkish Airport

[–]MyStrangeUncles 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dude is giving us whiny bitches a bad name

ImGoingToHellForThis 内の Carterphillips_4 によるリンク MENtos

[–]MyStrangeUncles 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pics or it didn't happen

ImGoingToHellForThis 内の SPYDABLAKK によるリンク I'm ready

[–]MyStrangeUncles -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not with a stolen dick and you pushin it

ImGoingToHellForThis 内の SPYDABLAKK によるリンク I'm ready

[–]MyStrangeUncles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually find some of the best discussions on this sub...

ImGoingToHellForThis 内の SPYDABLAKK によるリンク I'm ready

[–]MyStrangeUncles 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I proudly support Hillary for jail!

ImGoingToHellForThis 内の SPYDABLAKK によるリンク I'm ready

[–]MyStrangeUncles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bender 2016! You meatbags had your chance!

ImGoingToHellForThis 内の SPYDABLAKK によるリンク I'm ready

[–]MyStrangeUncles 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do really like this flair, but honestly, I'd rather have "Tumblerina". But the random ones are kinda fun!

ImGoingToHellForThis 内の SPYDABLAKK によるリンク I'm ready

[–]MyStrangeUncles 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you're done with it, just hand it over here to Georgia

AskReddit 内の youremysillygirl によるリンク What's the most you've seen someone be so out of touch with reality?

[–]MyStrangeUncles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, the thing is, it's not just about the time you spend commuting. I live in the country. Yeah, my mortgage is less than $600 on a couple of acres and a 3/2, but I drive 43 miles to work. Each way. 5 days a week. Nevermind the 2 hours a day in my car and gas prices, that's also an oil change every other month, new tires every 18- 20 months, higher insurance rates, even scheduled maintenance like tuneups and timing belts comes around more quickly. I'm not saving that much.

Edit: and I don't have kids, so I don't care that the schools out here are shit.

AskReddit 内の youremysillygirl によるリンク What's the most you've seen someone be so out of touch with reality?

[–]MyStrangeUncles 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm told that BMWs do, in fact, come standard with turn signals, it's just that they emit light at a frequency that poor people can't see.

Don't worry, I can't see it either...

PornhubPoems 内の Alt-L によるリンク My first effort.

[–]MyStrangeUncles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damnit, I was just about to use that title myself, but you beat me to it! Good job, have an upvote!

PornhubPoems 内の SVcheat によるリンク FRESH IDEAS

[–]MyStrangeUncles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There should be extra special flair for Haiku, Limericks and iambic pentamiter!

PornhubPoems 内の SVcheat によるリンク FRESH IDEAS

[–]MyStrangeUncles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, how about a parnership? I found a pretty amusing title last nite, but I am too old to figure out how to make a meme. O.o

What can you do with this?

https://imgur.com/pdoqH8D