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[–]cadika_orade -9ポイント-8ポイント  (28子コメント)

Alright, I have to say something.

Is all of Reddit incapable of peeing with an erection without doing weird poses or spraying all over? It's not that hard to bend it down a little.

It's like people who talk about explosive diarrhea minutes after eating Taco Bell or anything with curry. If these things are actually a problem for you, you should see a doctor.

[–]awhaling 10ポイント11ポイント  (11子コメント)

While I agree that nobody shits their brains out right after Taco Bell, yes it's extremely hard (ha!) to pee with a boner.

If you have a full erection it shouldn't be an easy task. If less than full it's not very hard (I'm killing myself with these) to do.

Like my dick can't aim at the toilet when it's fully erect. Best it can do is aim perpendicular to my body.

It's pretty common to not experience full erection which may be why it's easy for you to pee with one, but it's also an easy fix if you take some supplements. I wouldn't say a doctor is necessary, but if anyone should see one it would be you. I'm not saying that's your problem, just a possibility

[–]iagox86 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

The male body is supposed to be incapable of peeing with an erection (or, at a minimum, it's supposed to be difficult). When the penis is erect, the opening to the bladder is squeezed shut. That prevents sperm from entering the bladder, and urine from entering the women (or man (or mattress)).

Source: pg 1005, Greys Anatomy, 8th edition (or so I'm told, I'm stealing somebody's source from Yahoo Answers :) )

[–]cadika_orade -3ポイント-2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Except that's not normally the issue.

Apparently most men have erections so hard that they are incapable of bending it down a couple of degrees, no matter how hard they push. You guys either have really weak arms or dicks harder than solid oak. What happens when you get an erection while wearing pants? Does your dick just rip a hole in your shorts?

[–]awhaling 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

It goes under my waistband and stays there.

Honestly if your dick isn't hard enough that you can bend it down to pee you might not be fully erect. Or you might have a different angle that your penis likes to stay at when erect.

[–]cadika_orade -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

It goes under my waistband and stays there.

That's the point. If it's straight up and goes through your waistband, how do you keep it from showing when your shirt is tucked?

Or you might have a different angle that your penis likes to stay at when erect.

Straight out. I'm not sure how must sex positions are supposed to work if your dick is vertical.

[–]awhaling 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because my shirt isn't skin tight, so it's a lot harder to see. Just try it next time you have an erection. Also I don't generally have my shirt tucked in unless I'm at work or church or golf, in which case I don't have an erection.

[–]BMRGould 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most are angled higher than straight outward. To pee the angle needed is down, so the further up angled it is, the harder it would be to do. Your own experience is not necessarily the default...

[–]iagox86 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, the grand-grand-grand-parent post mentioned it slipping out of your hand. The natural state tends to be straight forward (source: porn), so if you're actually able to pee and it slips, then the image is accurate.

Me, I just use the bathtub.

[–]morningsea 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

You must have some weak fuck erections buddy

[–]cadika_orade -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

According to most anatomy references, they're normal. I don't have as much experience with other men's erections as you do, though.

How do you function in life having erections stronger than your arms? How do you wear pants?

[–]morningsea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you trying to saying being gay is wrong? I'm not gay, but I know my dick is hard for a good while after to make it difficult to pee. You must be one of those semi-chubs; trying to put a half cooked noodle in at the start because you can't really get it hard du to health and other concerns. They have meds for people like you.

[–]FireJayz 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

You might want to see a doctor. If it isn't a challenge, your dick isn't hard enough.

[–]cadika_orade -3ポイント-2ポイント  (4子コメント)

If your dick is so hard that it's a challenge to bend a few degrees, you might want to see a doctor.

If you get an erection while wearing pants, what happens? If it's as strong as you claim, it should rip your fly open.

[–]FireJayz 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

If your dick is so hard that it's a challenge to bend a few degrees, you might want to see a doctor.

Lol no. Apparently you've never had a properly functioning dick lol.

If you get an erection while wearing pants, what happens? If it's as strong as you claim, it should rip your fly open.

Aaaand 0/2. It goes to the waistband. Bending further upward is easy. It's bending down that is hard.

[–]cadika_orade -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lol no. Apparently you've never had a properly functioning dick lol.

You apparently never had functioning arms. It's flesh, not wood. It's not going to snap in half, and if your arms are too weak to bend it you have severe muscle atrophy.

It goes to the waistband. Bending further upward is easy. It's bending down that is hard.

Stupidest shit I've ever heard. Let's look at this.

  • Can only bend it straight up

  • Goes in waistband

Do you hike your pants up every time you get an erection, or just never tuck your shirt in? If you can't bend it except straight up into your waistband, how do you keep it below your belt? How the fuck do you wear boxers?

[–]awhaling 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude… are you serious? Hahahaha this is hilarious.

No it's not too hard that are arms are too weak to bend it down, that's idiotic. It becomes too painful to bend it down farther than it is.

Tucking your penis in your waistband is incredibly common, why you think it's stupid I do not understand.

If it's in your waistband it's not going to be below your belt, that doesn't make sense.

I don't see why wearing boxers would be difficult in this situation.

I don't usually have an erection when I'm wearing a shirt that's tucked in. I'm not 10 and don't get erections at random times. If I do, it usually not too hard to tuck it under your waistband, or to just move it slightly sideways. It will probably be seen, but it doesn't happen to often.

This is honestly the funniest shit that you have no concept of this. You think everyone's dick is broken because they have healthy elections and that you have never tucked your penis under your waistband. Sounds like you have a small limp dick.

[–]FireJayz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You apparently never had functioning arms. It's flesh, not wood. It's not going to snap in half, and if your arms are too weak to bend it you have severe muscle atrophy.

Oh so it snapping in half or not is the criteria used to determine if you should bend your dick. "Well it's painful as fuck and the least comfortable feeling in the world, but my dick wont snap in half so may as well do it." Good fucking argument lol.

Do you hike your pants up every time you get an erection, or just never tuck your shirt in? If you can't bend it except straight up into your waistband, how do you keep it below your belt? How the fuck do you wear boxers?

I'm not going to explain it to you. If you can't figure it out, then that's just another one of your (many) shortcomings.