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[–][deleted] -20 points-21 points-22 points  (2 children)
the correct and non sexist question would have been: Who would do these to another PERSON
...because women aren't people?
That's really what all these but-what-about-the-men? questions come down to. These people don't think a problem can be a problem unless it concerns men.
[–]nbarnacleMember of the Feminazilluminati[S] -3 points-4 points-5 points  (1 child)
That's a fucking amazing article.
[–][deleted] -3 points-4 points-5 points  (0 children)
It is, isn't it? I think every feminist needs to read it. We spend way too much time apologizing for feminism.
[–]friendzoneartistThe Fempire: a Dick-Hatership of the Proletariclit -110 points-111 points-112 points  (20 children)
inclusive language only matters when it's men being excluded
seriously for all reddit hates PCness they were really quick to jump on PC language when men are being forgotten
[–]garlicstuffedolivesI saw a brd -54 points-55 points-56 points  (15 children)
You hurt their fee fees when you forget their pee pees.
[–]buttmanandrobinYou hurt their fee fees when you forget their pee pees. -34 points-35 points-36 points  (14 children)
So...this is my new flair. Thank you.
[–]bluepomegranateBRD VULT! -18 points-19 points-20 points  (13 children)
How do you make your own flair?
[–]buttmanandrobinYou hurt their fee fees when you forget their pee pees. -11 points-12 points-13 points  (12 children)
On the right side, right above the Fempire Store link there's a checkbox that says "Show my flair on this reddit. It looks like:". Click the edit link and type to your heart's desire!
[–]bluepomegranateBRD VULT! -6 points-7 points-8 points  (11 children)
:( I can't find it. Right above the Fempire Store is total users and users on right now.
[–]nbarnacleMember of the Feminazilluminati[S] -5 points-6 points-7 points  (10 children)
Are you subscribed to the subreddit? Maybe that's why its not showing up?
[–]bluepomegranateBRD VULT! -8 points-9 points-10 points  (8 children)
Yeah I am. I have been forsaken by BRD!
[–]buttmanandrobinYou hurt their fee fees when you forget their pee pees. -8 points-9 points-10 points  (2 children)
That's what it should look like.
Y WUD BRD 4SAKE U?
[–]bluepomegranateBRD VULT! -1 point-2 points-3 points  (1 child)
BECS I R FEWL. I had flair turned off in RES. Thanks for your help!
PRAISE B 2 BRD.
[–]RelationshipCreeper -4 points-5 points-6 points  (1 child)
It's right under subscribe, next to your name. Click edit.
[–]bluepomegranateBRD VULT! -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
AH HA! Found it, RES had show user flair turned off! BRD HAS SHOWN ME THE WAY. PRAISE BE UNTO BRD.
Thanks for your help!
[–]CatLadyLacqueristanursed on the rarified milk of she-dragons -8 points-9 points-10 points  (2 children)
I think you actually need a flair first to be able to edit your current flair...Message the mods for one? Usually when someone wants flair a mod magically appears anyway. #MODPOWER?
[–]IndSevACTUALLY r/ShitRedditSays -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
I don't have a flair and I'm not subscribed to SRS yet, but I can still edit mine just fine. The only explanation is that brd is displeased by buttman :'(.
[–]bluepomegranateBRD VULT! -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
I found it, I had flair turned off in RES. :/
THERE IS NO BRD BUT BRD.
[–]bluepomegranateBRD VULT! -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
Found it! Thanks for your help! Flair was off in RES.
BRD HAS OPND MY Is!
[–][deleted] -39 points-40 points-41 points  (3 children)
I don't know what you're talking about; Redditors hate when you insult their PCness .
[–]DagsOfWar -32 points-33 points-34 points  (2 children)
You can't spell PCness without P-ness.
[–]hyattisqueenreclaiming the fedora for the lesbian resistance -9 points-10 points-11 points  (1 child)
That took me way longer than it should have to piece together.
[–][deleted] -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
I try to make puns on everything; sometimes I have to reach a little.
Seriously, you would believe how many puns I made when my girlfriend and I were buying and cooking with thyme this weekend.
[–][deleted] -41 points-42 points-43 points  (0 children)
"Dear 'Femenists'. Things that happen mostly to women at the hands of men, or also to men...at the hands of men are all about men 100% of the time. Talking about anything except for men is misandry."
Oh, fuck off.
[–]digyourselfMansogynist -47 points-48 points-49 points  (1 child)
You can call me a lot of things, but NEVER call me a femenist!
[–][deleted] -18 points-19 points-20 points  (0 children)
My school feminist group is making a shirt for the guys that says "feMENist." It's gonna be awesome. However, I am just a plain ol' feminist.
[–]speakeazyRush Limbaugh Certified Dong Shrinker -19 points-20 points-21 points  (0 children)
HAHAHAHAHA.
sorry I don't have anything else.
[–][deleted] -16 points-17 points-18 points  (0 children)
Wow, what a shitwipe. He needs to trot on back to the Victorian time-warp he came out of.
[–]AphosBrah Burner -17 points-18 points-19 points  (0 children)
Rape out of necessity
There's no excuse.
[–]hyattisqueenreclaiming the fedora for the lesbian resistance -17 points-18 points-19 points  (0 children)
most men rape out of necessity
[–][deleted]  (10 children)
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      [–]koalasuitReverse misogynist -21 points-22 points-23 points  (0 children)
      Yes, that is what skakruk said, see my quote up a few posts for some more. I condensed it a bit to pick out the awful parts. He has since deleted it, probably to save his precious internet points. At least that's what I imagine since he didn't delete the other shit he's been puking over that thread.
      [–]femmenaziThis account is now defunct. I'm now "feministria." :) -18 points-19 points-20 points  (1 child)
      8=(''')=D~Biotruths~
      [–]CatLadyLacqueristanursed on the rarified milk of she-dragons -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
      sploosh
      [–]ImaginationStationshe-woman man hater -20 points-21 points-22 points  (0 children)
      This guy has my "actual offline rapist" alarms going off like sparklers. Utterly terrifying.
      [–]SaltyChristianblue duck shill -20 points-21 points-22 points  (0 children)
      Well you see, I only raped her because her clothes offended me. I was essentially just standing up against sexism.
       
      What the fuck, reddit?
      [–]ImprinterLucilla -11 points-12 points-13 points  (0 children)
      yup, that's why I shaved my head
      [–][deleted]  (1 child)
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        [–]int_argc(◡‿◡ ✿) trans* supremacist -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
        EXPECTING REDDITORS TO CONTROL THEIR PENISES?
        [–]nonliquetderrida stole my ice cream -43 points-44 points-45 points  (4 children)
        Why do we let men out of the garage again?
        [–][deleted] -19 points-20 points-21 points  (0 children)
        What the poor, deluded STEM guys won't understand until it's too late is that we're allowing them to create the technology that will eventually lead to the obsolescence of men.
        [–][deleted] -25 points-26 points-27 points  (0 children)
        [–]SuperSoggyCerealCards Against STEManity -3 points-4 points-5 points  (0 children)
        to see them blink all funny-like when they see the sunlight
        [–]rollingwithgender -0 points-1 point-2 points  (0 children)
        ahahaha never heard this one. love it
        [–]slap_betCombatting Misandry At Home and Abroad -12 points-13 points-14 points  (5 children)
        Anyone else remember the MR post about how the sound of high heels walking sets him into a frothy furor and it's all misandry to sexually frustrate him?
        [–][deleted] -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
        hahahaha totally
        [–]int_argc(◡‿◡ ✿) trans* supremacist -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
        [–]speakeazyRush Limbaugh Certified Dong Shrinker -1 point-2 points-3 points  (2 children)
        holy shit I missed that one. does that.. that can't real, right? my head. ow my head.
        [–]slap_betCombatting Misandry At Home and Abroad -1 point-2 points-3 points  (1 child)
        i promise i've seen it. wish someone else would come along and find it for me though. It might even have been deleted.
        [–]speakeazyRush Limbaugh Certified Dong Shrinker -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
        no, I... I believe you. I just.. didn't want to. :[
        [–] hiddenlakesdown with bathrooms! -25 points-26 points-27 points  (0 children)
        I have him RES'd as pedo troll
        [–][deleted] -12 points-13 points-14 points  (2 children)
        [–]brigitte_Hussy of the Month -9 points-10 points-11 points  (1 child)
        [–][deleted] -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
        [–]RelationshipCreeper -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
        OMG If I had a nickel for every time I've heard this argument.
        ....I'd be really grumpy about the 35 cents in my hand. But still.
        [–]dougbrochill -9 points-10 points-11 points  (0 children)
        It's just a troll right... Right? :(
        It's 2012 and some people still really think this way, feels bad mang :(
        [–]lounseymisandrist with a persecution complex -7 points-8 points-9 points  (0 children)
        These gifs are amazing. I <3 BMO!
        [–]CatLadyLacqueristanursed on the rarified milk of she-dragons -8 points-9 points-10 points  (0 children)
        flawless combo!
        [–]Bwomperdicks, ribs and gender crowns -28 points-29 points-30 points  (3 children)
        Holy fucking shit.
        That is alternately hilarious and depressing.
        EVIL TEMPTRESSES! I BEG OF YOU! PLEASE END THE SUFFERING OF MEN BY COVERING YOURSELVES!
        I'm no armchair psychologist but if not troll, then therapy.
        [–]Bwomperdicks, ribs and gender crowns -6 points-7 points-8 points  (1 child)
        I'm just stating facts that most people know and which you seem to not believe.
        That has got to be a troll. I refuse to believe in a world where someone can type, seriously, that slutty clothes make men suffer and then type the above sentence.
        [–]pj_fry_jr -3 points-4 points-5 points  (0 children)
        After going through his history for a few minutes (NOT RECOMMENDED), I've concluded that he is equal parts troll/mra/ignorant/awful person. Fwiw though, I really, really, really don't want to believe in that world either.
        [–]merthsoft -10 points-11 points-12 points  (0 children)
        What kind of person even thinks this shit? Rape out of necessity? "OH GOD I NEED TO STICK MY WIENER IN SOMETHING RIGHT NOW OR THE WHOLE WORLD WILL EXPLODE!" No. Shut up and fuck off. Jesus.
        [–]sweetcommunistracist against men -18 points-19 points-20 points  (0 children)
        HOLY SHITTING FUCK
        [–]effortless_hate -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
        I don't understand how more guys aren't completely and utterly disgusted with the idea that "men rape out of necessity". Just reading that sentence and hearing what this shitlord thinks is so fucking infuriating.
        [–][deleted] -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
        Oh lord. In what reality is that even remotely true
        [–]sweetcommunistracist against men -35 points-36 points-37 points  (0 children)
        "Femenist:" the subconscious typo that cries out, "But what about the menz?!"
        [–]nbarnacleMember of the Feminazilluminati[S] -29 points-30 points-31 points  (7 children)
        I, as a "femenist", MUST understand!!!
        [–]katakatokahot spoiled princess -21 points-22 points-23 points  (0 children)
        Redditors have renamed the movement to be more about teh menz.
        [–]fingerflipfriendzone fetishist -11 points-12 points-13 points  (0 children)
        femenist. heh.
        [–][deleted]  (4 children)
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          [–]bluepomegranateBRD VULT! -18 points-19 points-20 points  (0 children)
          I think you took a wrong turn on Noonegivesafuckaboutyouropinions Blvd.
          [–]AphosBrah Burner -20 points-21 points-22 points  (2 children)

          You're in the wrong part of town, son.

          [–]CatLadyLacqueristanursed on the rarified milk of she-dragons -10 points-11 points-12 points  (1 child)
          I just got sexy goosebumps
          [–]AphosBrah Burner -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
          <4 u
          [–][deleted] -19 points-20 points-21 points  (0 children)
          The answer to "Who would do this to another PERSON" is still "MENZ".
          [–]LastUsernameEverDildzilla Vs. Reddits Unity -19 points-20 points-21 points  (0 children)
          [–][deleted] -9 points-10 points-11 points  (0 children)
          Well, if I meet any femenists, I'll be sure to let them know.
          (I know it's sort of dickish to pick on people's spelling but come the fuck on)
          [–]AndyManlyshit addict -14 points-15 points-16 points  (0 children)

          femenists.

          [–]SRSUnbannedFemale agency? But what if they don't choose meeeeeee -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
          TIL PC language from shitlords.
          [–]SRScreenshot ~Automated Poopologist v0.1~wow -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
          At 2012-10-03 16:40:25 UTC, I-hate-reposts replied to "This happened to me today during a seminar on sexual assault and rape" [+19 points: +31, -12]:
          Limiting the qustion to women only is sexist, one thing the femenists must understand,
          the correct and non sexist question would have been:
          Who would do these to another PERSON.
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          Yesterday, there was something on Reddit about male rape. What happened?

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