Attention cuckolds and cuckqueans of /r/AskMen,

Recently it has come to our attention that you people are getting pissy because you can't make rape jokes and say things about how horrible groups of people are without getting hissed down by the masses, and you're mad that people are telling you that you shouldn't make those jokes.

So let me take this opportunity to tell you to calm the fuck down and let me tell you how an internet board works.

When you comment on any board, you implicitly agree to abide by any rules or regulations set by the board. This may include, but is not limited to, refraining from harmful, threatening, or insensitive comments against groups of people or individuals. If you don't like those rules and you want to go to a place where you can make those jokes without hindrance, /r/the_donald is thataway.

Just because you assclowns are hiding behind the façade of anonymity doesn't mean common decency isn't expected. Let me put this in bold and all caps so that you can see this loud and clear: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE SPEECH ON REDDIT, 4CHAN, TUMBLR, OR ANY OTHER STUPID BOARD YOU CLAIM IS THE "LAST BASTION OF FREEDOM ON THE INTERNET". THEY ARE ALL MODERATED SITES, AND MODS CAN REMOVE COMMENTS AS THEY SEE FIT, THEREFORE SPEECH ISN'T FREE.

If you're going to be an asshole and say offensive or obnoxious things like "I really wish I could kill all men" or "all women deserve to be raped" or any game of thrones spoilers, then we will remove your comment.

Similarly, if we don't remove your comment by some fluke and you get dog piled on, don't come crying to us saying "I said a mean thing but those mean men are attacking me". If you say a stupid thing, expect responses in kind. Because (and I'll put this in bold and all caps too), THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE. THIS IS NOT AN ECHO CHAMBER OR HUG BOX. MOST ARE FREE TO EXPRESS THEIR OPINION IN A CIVILIZED MANNER, AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ABIDE BY THOSE RULES THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF TO TUMBLR OR WHATEVER THE CRAZY WOMAN HATING EQUIVALENT IS FOR MEN.

So if people get mad at you for saying something, just remember this (and I can't stress this enough): your opinion is shit, the opinion of your opponent is shit, and everyone's opinions are FUCKING SHITTY ASS FUCKING OPINIONS THAT NO ONE GIVES A GOD DAMN SHIT ABOUT.

TL;dr: you all suck, but play nice or I'll ban you all. And just remember, this is what we think about you don't douchecanoes who complain about mod abuse

LATER LOSERS, I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU INEVITABLY BITCH ABOUT THIS THREAD IN PM OR MOD MAIL

EDIT: report list, for your viewing pleasure