Choose The Witcher 3. Choose a quest. Choose a morally grey conversation option. Choose a waifu. Choose a fucking big television (better to experience the GOAT graphics), choose the bloody baron, Ciri, sexy Geralt and other real characters. Choose Boob Lady 1, Boob Lady 2, and Boob Lady 3. Choose PC for best experience. Choose gwent. Choose CDPR. Choose best soundtrack ever. Choose most detailed and rich gaming world ever with a wide range of environments. Choose DIY quest lines and meaningful choices, deciding who you are. Choose sitting on the couch playing a mind-enriching, spirit-soaring game, stuffing Boob Ladies into Geralts bed. Choose sobbing away at the end of it all, weeping your last now the game is done, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up game developers who spawned such pathetic "RPGs".

Choose your future.

Choose life.

Choose Geralt.