This videogame has gotten me laid so many times back when I was young and single. In those days before Bethesda, when CD Projeckt Red was king, that videogame was Spanish Fly.

For some reason girls are willing to do anything than play that game to completion, and lucky for me that anything usually meant getting down and dirty. It doesn't work with other Open-World games. Girls love Skyrim and to my surprise Fallout 4. I think it has something to do with the "RP" being out of the "G" or something. On the other hand, give her about 20 minutes of Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt and it turns into Bitcher 3: The Wild Cunt. No I am not talking about STD''s or unplanned pregnancy, I literally named gash that because of getting laid so many times just because of that game.

I am married now, and those days are long behind me. I feel bad for this generation as with technology no girl will ever be willing to play Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt the first time they get them alone at their place. The window for this has closed and is just a relic of better days. Sometimes when I am bored and alone, I pull up a clip or two of Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt and think of days past, and reminisce about all that ass.