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[–]BodePlotoh wow so privilege -50 points-51 points-52 points  (12 children)
[–]ItsMsKimI did my duty for brd and Fempire -49 points-50 points-51 points  (3 children)
Just remember...it is SRS who are the hateful bullies. You know, the people who hate slurs and fatphobia and call it out...definitely not your average Redditor who le downboats any sort "political correctness" they see.
[–]BodePlotoh wow so privilege -32 points-33 points-34 points  (2 children)
Also, SRS is the only people who care about that stuff, anyone else who brings it up must also be part of the Great Internet Point Conspiracy.
[–]junkyardcats~~~shameless misandry~~~ -28 points-29 points-30 points  (1 child)
Or just secretly a SRSter
[–]IndSevACTUALLY r/ShitRedditSays -13 points-14 points-15 points  (0 children)
CLEAR EVIDENCE OF A DOWNVOTE BRIGADE
[–][deleted] -29 points-30 points-31 points  (0 children)
I saw that too, but it was actually +5 at the time. Great stuff, reddit.
[–]CatLadyLacqueristanursed on the rarified milk of she-dragons -4 points-5 points-6 points  (4 children)
I think that is a novelty account comment, but...
[–]BodePlotoh wow so privilege -2 points-3 points-4 points  (3 children)
Wh... Wha... dammit
Should have known that was a "novelty" comment on reddit :/
[–]CatLadyLacqueristanursed on the rarified milk of she-dragons -2 points-3 points-4 points  (2 children)
Even if someone had said it earnestly it still woulda gotten in the downvotes, buuut...yeah.
[–]BodePlotoh wow so privilege -3 points-4 points-5 points  (1 child)
Holy shit this is a full on troll account
[–]CatLadyLacqueristanursed on the rarified milk of she-dragons -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
Yeah there is some pretty vile stuff in there. AWkward
[–][deleted] -38 points-39 points-40 points  (0 children)
[–]Leet_rider -4 points 1 hour ago (11|14) Imagine what it looked like before it started the pre wedding diet.
So glad this person that is referring to a living breathing happy woman as 'it' is being d/voted. WTF is wrong with these fucking people.
Hey leet_rider - tagged as 'calls women 'it' - fucking scumbag'
[–]lemon_meringuedo shitlords dream of electric BIOTRUTHS? -39 points-40 points-41 points  (5 children)
Friendly reminder: don't touch the poop! View, don't vote. Let it simmer, marinate, become ever more fragrant. Let its stench reach the highest heaven. Let them choke on it.
The less we touch, the more obvious it is that they love to wallow in it.
But other than that? cj;td. This was a sweet, cute picture of someone's wedding day and reddit had to go shit all over it. Just so mean and bitter and sick.
[–][deleted] -7 points-8 points-9 points  (1 child)
what does cj;td stand for? Can't jerk, too ____?
[–]emmsterWe've got regular Poop, Classic Poop, Diet Poop, and Cherry Poop -10 points-11 points-12 points  (0 children)
Depressing.
[–]sci-fi -27 points-28 points-29 points  (1 child)
Alright who touched the poop?
[–]LowSocietyDownvote birdage -18 points-19 points-20 points  (0 children)
The comment linked was actually at -107 when this was posted. I think the "[+181]" was referencing the second comment, which isn't linked.
[–]lousystinkndedendjob -49 points-50 points-51 points  (2 children)
The guy is just as big though- why wouldn't she regret marrying him in five years?
[–][deleted] -61 points-62 points-63 points  (1 child)
The husband's sexual satisfaction is clearly more important. It's women that must conform to men's standards you silly feminazi!
       /
[–]LowSocietyDownvote birdage -27 points-28 points-29 points  (0 children)
[–]bubblebath_junkiespermjacking she-demon -22 points-23 points-24 points  (2 children)
Brd is not pleased, and neither am I. Then again, I suppose my opinion never mattered to them in the first place... fat women aren't actually people here on Reddit, right?
[–]FempireChief Misanderer for the 3rd Legion of the Feminist Army -19 points-20 points-21 points  (0 children)
Nope. Welcome to the penisnet.
[–]thisoneagain -3 points-4 points-5 points  (0 children)
Number one thing that drove me away from Reddit before I knew about SRS. I kind of want to be a person.
[–][deleted] -20 points-21 points-22 points  (0 children)
There's already so much gross nerd/video-gamey objectification going on in that picture.
It's an inception of misogyny. Dudebro with women issues posts a photo to a community of dudebros with women issues.
[–]It_AintEasyBeinWhiteMisandrist Rights Activist -23 points-24 points-25 points  (7 children)
/u/Kleus needs to
[–][deleted] -25 points-26 points-27 points  (6 children)
I've been here for a bit now and it's been fantastic. I had no idea that a community like this existed before gawker-gate. Thanks for welcoming me. :)
[–]int_argc(◡‿◡ ✿) trans* supremacist -23 points-24 points-25 points  (3 children)

WELCOME FRIEND

[–][deleted] -16 points-17 points-18 points  (2 children)
lol, this pig makes me smile every time i see it.
[–]int_argc(◡‿◡ ✿) trans* supremacist -12 points-13 points-14 points  (0 children)
me too!
[–]thefeministcookbookBUT I'M SUCH A NICE GUY, YOU [SLUR] -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
isn't that pig Babe?
[–]It_AintEasyBeinWhiteMisandrist Rights Activist -13 points-14 points-15 points  (0 children)
[–]ponytologyBack off, man. I'm a feminist. -7 points-8 points-9 points  (0 children)
[–][deleted] -38 points-39 points-40 points  (5 children)
And yet, she's married and they probably aren't (at least I hope not).
[–]EdgyHipsterRedditorA Prison of Misandry -37 points-38 points-39 points  (0 children)
I don't think happiness matters to them in the end picture, since happiness won't please their penis.
[–]RedkiteflyingAttorney General of the Fempirial Justice Department -20 points-21 points-22 points  (3 children)
And she and her husband look so damn happy, too. You can see how blissful their kiss looks.
[–][deleted] -12 points-13 points-14 points  (2 children)
I wish them all the best.
I wish reddit fire and a thousand years of darkness.
[–][deleted]  (1 child)
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    [–][deleted] -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
    Nah. Law of Threefold Return and all that.
    [–][deleted] -18 points-19 points-20 points  (1 child)
    How the fuck is she a whale? They both look pretty average.
    [–][deleted] -21 points-22 points-23 points  (0 children)
    Because when she was born a woman, she signed the Female Contract that clearly stated that if she's not 20 pounds underweight at all times, she's opening herself up to shameless ridicule all day every day.
    [–][deleted]  (1 child)
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      [–]mxacey -26 points-27 points-28 points  (0 children)
      Seriously. If they wanted to go the "obtain" route for the achievement, "obtain a spouse" would have worked.
      Or, you know, so would "get married." But we can't have that, because life would not be enough like a video game unless women are objectives and objects.
      [–][deleted]  (3 children)
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        [–]junkyardcats~~~shameless misandry~~~ -16 points-17 points-18 points  (0 children)
        this is goooood
        [–]danharajactually an mra false flag operation -24 points-25 points-26 points  (1 child)
        brd
        [–]f0rking -71 points-72 points-73 points  (0 children)
        welcome to reddit! pedophile? misogynist? racist? sexist? welcome brah you'll fit in well here! overweight WOMAN? this is literally the worst thing you can ever be.
        [–]emmsterWe've got regular Poop, Classic Poop, Diet Poop, and Cherry Poop -117 points-118 points-119 points  (18 children)
        Let's take a good close look at this picture. I see a bride and a groom, and oh, would you look at that; they are approximately the same size.
        And yet, they only call her ugly names. Kids, what does this tell us?
        [–]DagsOfWar -26 points-27 points-28 points  (0 children)
        And notice that nobody answered when asked why it was okay to make fun of her and not him, instead picking apart a small comment made earlier in the post about the woman being normal sized?
        It's because the real answer is "because reddit judges men based on their personalities and women based on how penis pleasing they are" but no one will admit it.
        [–][deleted] -82 points-83 points-84 points  (13 children)
        That Reddit hates women?
        [–]emmsterWe've got regular Poop, Classic Poop, Diet Poop, and Cherry Poop -62 points-63 points-64 points  (11 children)
        You get a gold star!
        [–][deleted] -51 points-52 points-53 points  (10 children)
        Fuck, I was hoping for a cookie.
        [–][deleted] -57 points-58 points-59 points  (3 children)
        [–][deleted] -33 points-34 points-35 points  (2 children)
        Why do I always want to sperm jack that cookie?
        [–]junkyardcats~~~shameless misandry~~~ -20 points-21 points-22 points  (1 child)
        I dunno, but I too suffer from urges to spermjack that cookie.
        [–][deleted] -13 points-14 points-15 points  (0 children)
        And friend-zone it. Because it's so nice.
        [–][deleted] -37 points-38 points-39 points  (0 children)
        SRS, where dreams come true! (pretend I tore the ribbon off, hehe)
        [–]FempireChief Misanderer for the 3rd Legion of the Feminist Army -13 points-14 points-15 points  (4 children)
        [–]chellisntwhite -15 points-16 points-17 points  (3 children)
        Since it was a gif I was waiting for it to dance or wink or something :/
        [–]FempireChief Misanderer for the 3rd Legion of the Feminist Army -12 points-13 points-14 points  (2 children)
        [–]chellisntwhite -10 points-11 points-12 points  (1 child)
        gaga bless u~
        [–]FempireChief Misanderer for the 3rd Legion of the Feminist Army -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
        Go in peace, serve the brd. Thanks be to gaga.
        [–]shampoocellthe Carrie Nation of e-cigarettes -17 points-18 points-19 points  (0 children)
        [–][deleted] -20 points-21 points-22 points  (1 child)
        Christ, I looked at the picture and neither of them are even that big. Would anyone seriously look at them on the street and think "FATTY!"?
        For fuck's sake Reddit.
        [–]RiosanFinely Aged Neckbeard Tears -15 points-16 points-17 points  (0 children)
        I know right? I saw that picture earlier and thought "Huh, that sign's clever." I didn't pay any attention to the bride or groom's sizes.
        [–][deleted] -64 points-65 points-66 points  (3 children)
        Happy people? LET'S SHIT ON THEM
        /
        [–]RedkiteflyingAttorney General of the Fempirial Justice Department -24 points-25 points-26 points  (0 children)
        Hadn't you heard? Fat people aren't allowed to be happy because that might distract them from the constant shaming they experience.
        [–]Sepik121 -21 points-22 points-23 points  (0 children)
        HURRAH FOR BITTERNESS.
        [–]Misandry_n_Unicornsmy penis would like to speak up -42 points-43 points-44 points  (0 children)

        that my friend, is why we can't have nice things!

        [–]borticusanthropomorphin power ranger -28 points-29 points-30 points  (0 children)
        And here I was disappointed a little that the sign didn't read ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! OBTAIN A SPOUSE.
        [–]angrydrunkfeminist -12 points-13 points-14 points  (0 children)
        Redditors are just jealous they will never know love like this.
        [–]sweetcommunistracist against men -27 points-28 points-29 points  (0 children)
        [–]SRScreenshot ~Automated Poopologist v0.1~wow -10 points-11 points-12 points  (1 child)
        Well at least they won't regret this 5 years down the line.
        At 2012-10-15 12:55:50 UTC, textmemaybe wrote [-103 points: +123, -226]:
        Idk about the sign, but I doubt it will take 5 years to regret marrying a whale of those proportions.
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        [–]LowSocietyDownvote birdage -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
        -103 points in 13 minutes? Impressive.
        [–]junkyardcats~~~shameless misandry~~~ -11 points-12 points-13 points  (0 children)
        Jesus fuck that's awful. td;cj
        [–]riotcomingTHE FEMPIRE STRIKES BACK -8 points-9 points-10 points  (0 children)
        [–][deleted] -7 points-8 points-9 points  (0 children)
        Ugh why did I click that.
        [–]throwitawaysammy -4 points-5 points-6 points  (0 children)
        BARF! Thanks for reminding me to unsubscribe from that subreddit.
        :<
        [–]adventurous_sanctitythis demisexual will spermjack your heart -4 points-5 points-6 points  (0 children)
        Because the only reason to get married is fuck all day long and imitate sweet precious porn. Also, it's totally OK to imagine what random people look like naked.
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