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[–]anace -49 points-50 points-51 points  (6 children)
"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."
-another person that was obsessed with a group for so long that he kept talking and writing about them after they left.
[–]Andre_Luc"BEING A HEARTLESS SCUMBAG IS AWESOME!" -Reddit -26 points-27 points-28 points  (5 children)
That person is Elie Wiesel in case you where wondering.
[–]anace -23 points-24 points-25 points  (0 children)
author and Holocaust survivor.
[–]Meedina -9 points-10 points-11 points  (3 children)
I think Marthin-Luther King said roughly the same thing about the "moderates"
[–]learntouseapostropheWhite Genocide Incarnate -9 points-10 points-11 points  (2 children)
as did jesus about the "lukewarm"
as did every other person who wasn't completely stupid. there is no golden mean. there's reality and then there's everything else.
[–]Mishellie30 -8 points-9 points-10 points  (1 child)
I've decided I am still a Christian after all. But I'm an emulator of Jesus flipping the god damned tables in the fucking temple.
I'll tell you when you make a mockery of Christianity.
(Sorry slight tangent you just reminded me to not be lukewarm.)
[–]Rakonas -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
"You cannot serve both God and Money"
[–]VoteRonaldRayGunEsq. Dilderbrd Group -25 points-26 points-27 points  (1 child)
RIP Big Ironicat, these posts are never the same without you.
[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. -3 points-4 points-5 points  (0 children)
F
[–]Halyconnn -23 points-24 points-25 points  (1 child)
I also liked the other comment calling it a symbiotic relationship.
That is one exceptionally shitty symbiote, then.
[–]FullClockworkOddessy -10 points-11 points-12 points  (0 children)
It's a symbiosis in the same sense that you can have a symbiotic relationship with a cancerous tumor.
[–]nerfman100Not a man -36 points-37 points-38 points  (20 children)
And some people still think SubredditDrama is SRS-lite. Haha, fuck no.
[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. -19 points-20 points-21 points  (5 children)
How did that meme even start, half the SRD userbase is rdrama
[–]magnificentlmbo -20 points-21 points-22 points  (2 children)
For a while about a year ago before the mod changes and the ban on antireactionary shitposting, it wasn't 500% garbage
[–]sonnoujoui -6 points-7 points-8 points  (1 child)
Do they actually have a ban on antireactionary shitposting? Because if they do I should definitely be banned
[–]Minn-ee-sottaaMarx, Lenin and revolution, real girls' talk. -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
Yep. "Flamebaiting" is how they get rid of people they don't like.
[–]StumbleOnSkeleton High Ethicist -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
SRD laughs at reactionaries because they tend to be quick to drama, but the userbase itself is also mostly reactionary.
[–]celocanth13[clever pun or some shit] -8 points-9 points-10 points  (0 children)
SRD used to be very very different, I got perma-banned a while back for being mean to a Nazi and never came back. It's sad what that sub turned into, the old guard like me left a while ago.
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    [–]fyadVIPchillax -20 points-21 points-22 points  (2 children)
    if i wanted sensible valuable conversation id talk to my cats
    [–]eats_shit_and_diesValen - A Manbaby Not Born Of Manbaby -9 points-10 points-11 points  (0 children)
    "how 'bout them sparrows?"
    "quick and out of reach."
    "aye."
    [–]learntouseapostropheWhite Genocide Incarnate -3 points-4 points-5 points  (2 children)
    this looks exactly like a gamergate reference. quinn is saying it isn't, but i'm still not sure. it's really fucked up either way.
    even if it isn't they should change that shit. it's just bad writing either way. idgaf about the fungi pun, nixon's a far better hook. nobody remembers how many burglars were caught during watergate.
    i feel so bad for zoe. all she wanted to do was make a free game to help depressed people. gamergaters are human garbage.
    [–]Yutrzenika1 -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
    Nintendo said that the joke was a reference to Watergate, and that the "five gun guys" thing was a reference to Mario Party 8. They said that if you watch the gameplay video in its entirety, they're two totally separate jokes, and straight up say that it's not a reference to a "Hate campaign".
    “when viewed in its entirety the Nintendo Treehouse: Live segment for Paper Mario: Color Splash from E3 includes two jokes separated by commentary and gameplay that have no relation to each other. One joke has to do with Watergate, while the other is a nod to the Fungi Fun Guys from Mario Party 8. It was brought to our attention today that these two jokes have been spliced together and misconstrued as a crude reference to an online hate campaign.”
    [–]xAHXY94YNbn --5 points--4 points--3 points  (5 children)
    Considering the whole "five guys" thing, it clearly isn't. I don't doubt that it went over the heads of whoever signed off on it, but the person who put it in in the first place knew exactly what he was doing.
    [–]LiberalParadiseThey targeted comedians. Comedians.[S] -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
    Nintendo of America are pretty well-known for throwing in memes and pop culture references into localization.
    GG absolutely hated Nintendo of America before this because they're the ones responsible for dressing up the borderline pedo-romance JRPGs and taking out weird fetish shit:
    Which led to GG finding the one woman on the team and harassing her until Nintendo fired her:
    But yeah, I'm sure it was totally a reference to Watergate, because that's only a 40-year-old reference for an audience under the age of 25.
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      [–]xAHXY94YNbn -5 points-6 points-7 points  (2 children)
      Yeah, because that's a super common Watergate reference that literally anyone would get. You people are pathetic. Nice bridge tho.
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        [–]xAHXY94YNbn -7 points-8 points-9 points  (0 children)
        A Nintendo game has a reference to a piece of infamous, controversial "internet drama" that made it in because it looked like a benign reference to Watergate to everyone at Nintendo except for the asshole who put it in, because despite what they believe, GG has zero mainstream recognition outside of their immediate victims.
        I'm guessing you don't remember the American localisation of Pokémon Diamond and Pearl. This kind of shit happens at Nintendo of America.
        [–]bonerbender"Reddit was a mistake" -Hayao Miyazaki -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
        Finally tapped out this week when I saw a thread where all the top comments were about "Equal Rights, Equal Lefts."
        [–]fuck_cis_shit -54 points-55 points-56 points  (1 child)
        Yeah, Zoe Quinn's the one obsessed with you. Totes not the other way around, no way never and no how.
        [–]FullClockworkOddessy -12 points-13 points-14 points  (0 children)
        Projection? Nope never heard of it. Sounds like something SJWs would do,
        [–]StumbleOnSkeleton High Ethicist -7 points-8 points-9 points  (0 children)
        GG can leave quinn, quinn can't leave GG
        Please do. Please do.
        [–]celocanth13[clever pun or some shit] -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
        Holy shit SRD fell hard
        [–]ColeYoteWhite man, but gay furry. How many oppressions do I win? -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
        She's obsessed with you? Fuck off.
        [–]trainfanyayreddit is man's best friend -14 points-15 points-16 points  (1 child)
        TIL retaliating to ongoing harassment is an obsession.
        [–]learntouseapostropheWhite Genocide Incarnate -7 points-8 points-9 points  (0 children)
        not even. just mentioning it
        [–]CamNewtonJr -10 points-11 points-12 points  (0 children)
        Self awarness lvl -9000. Seriously tho
        [–]Anicechicken -9 points-10 points-11 points  (0 children)
        Self awareness level= 0
        [–]wolololololo2 -4 points-5 points-6 points  (0 children)
        lmao that's fucking rich given GG started this fucking bullshit over HER.
        [–]PM_ME_SALTY_TEARSthey targeted gamers -3 points-4 points-5 points  (0 children)
        We're going to need a bigger ironicat.
        [–]VorpalEskimoSummum bonum in mundo exterminium "albus populo". -15 points-16 points-17 points  (10 children)
        My heart goes out to Zoe Quinn.
        [–]oboeplumI'll censor your freeze peach but first I wanna procrastinate -15 points-16 points-17 points  (9 children)
        What did she even do to piss off gators? Didn't she just date a guy who gave her game a good review and then GG started harrasing her and then harrasing more women to prove they're not sexist? Gators suck.
        [–]GrandKhan -17 points-18 points-19 points  (0 children)
        She didn't suck their dicks. Anyone with a vagina that doesn't suck their dick is evil.
        [–]nodying -18 points-19 points-20 points  (4 children)
        Bullet points:
        Was in a relationship with a guy.
        Broke if off after a few months.
        Started one with another guy.
        Guy #1 gets mad about that.
        Makes themselves out to be a victim of Faithless Female F-something.
        Gets an internet army from /pol/.
        That army collects useful fools after they try to make it about unethical games journalism.
        The reviews they said they started making a fuss for never existed.
        Two long years later/#gamergate drags on and on/"It was never about Quinn!!!"
        [–]Mishellie30 -2 points-3 points-4 points  (3 children)
        THE REVIEWS NEVER EXISTED?!
        [–]magnificentlmbo -8 points-9 points-10 points  (1 child)
        Not only did they never exist, but the game in question was/is 100% free and publicly available.
        [–]Mishellie30 -3 points-4 points-5 points  (0 children)
        Oh my god. Like I didn't get much into GG because I hate games so I just was like "you misogynistic fucks need to stop" and otherwise I didn't care, but I assumed that there was SOME issue at the base of it.
        Nope. Nope there wasn't.
        [–]nodying -7 points-8 points-9 points  (0 children)
        Unless we accept the possibility, that in some universe Nathan Grayson did write a review of Depression Quest, as equivalent to it existing in ours, no they didn't. It was a pure fabrication as even a very quick check of what he's written for Kotaku shows.
        [–]bonerbender"Reddit was a mistake" -Hayao Miyazaki -4 points-5 points-6 points  (0 children)
        She's a woman who dares to have sex with people who are not them.
        [–]PangaeaGirls -4 points-5 points-6 points  (0 children)
        All I know is her game was mentioned in passing in a Kotaku article and she at one point dated a Kotaku employee. But her ex, Eron Gjoni, made it out as if she was sleeping with games journalists to get good reviews.
        [–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred -6 points-7 points-8 points  (0 children)
        <O.o>
        Wow. Just.....wow. I mean...GG has been harassing her constantly since its inception, leaving her no option to ignore it, and then they come out and accuse her of being obsessed? The hypocrisy is.....astounding.
        [–]SRScreenshot ~Automated Poopologist v0.1~wow -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
        "I think Quinn has been obsessed with GG for so long that she forgot other things have happened in the world" [+154]

        I mean, it's literally why it's called Gamergate.
        At 2016-06-23 19:59:52 UTC, Hickle wrote [+156 points: +156, -0]:
        I think Quinn has been obsessed with GG for so long that she forgot other things have happened in the world
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        [–]Mial42PhD in Misandry -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
        Hear that?
        That's the sound of the universe collapsing from sheer irony.
        [–]FattyMcPatty -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
        Oh my god the irony
        [–]ShittyAsFuckUserName -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
        The people saying that it's a Watergate reference don't seem to realize that most people that will play the game won't have much or any memory of Watergate at all. Sure you will learn about it in history books and such, but it's not relevant to most people who play games.
        I don't know if the localization team was malicious with the lines but Watergate being relevant to any one who would play the game does not seem likely.
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