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[–]lokeruper 1504ポイント1505ポイント  (218子コメント)

Damn tv on the floor even

[–]satanlicker 761ポイント762ポイント  (69子コメント)

OP clearly takes his kidulting time seriously

[–]TotalCuntofaHuman 214ポイント215ポイント  (58子コメント)

You don't? You fucking monster

[–]SheepD0g 189ポイント190ポイント  (21子コメント)

No, it's a Surge

[–]sci55orhands 106ポイント107ポイント  (16子コメント)

No this is patrick

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    [–]DarkTussin 31ポイント32ポイント  (22子コメント)

    /r/postingfromthe90s

    [–]Wack0Wizard 34ポイント35ポイント  (19子コメント)

    Damn I'm disappointed that's not a real sub...

    [–]DarkTussin 63ポイント64ポイント  (14子コメント)

    Don't worry - someone will make it, there will be 3 posts in there, and no one will ever visit it again.

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        [–]vlasvilneous 13ポイント14ポイント  (12子コメント)

        Advertisement is obvious.

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          [–]CesarPon 50ポイント51ポイント  (12子コメント)

          Doesn't look like a CRT though....

          [–]pepperouchau 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

          How you gonna set a new Rambi Arena high score with that display lag smh

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            [–]HeartachetoHouston 23ポイント24ポイント  (12子コメント)

            If he really wants to kid again, he'll pull out the ole CRT television and play on that.

            [–]lokeruper 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Yeah maybe put the 64 on top of a CRT and continually have to move the controller cords out of the way

            [–]Noshferatu 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

            The tiny little 12" one

            [–]he-said-youd-call 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

            Man, you guys had 12"? We had to four player Halo deathmatch on a 9". When we weren't four player Kirby Air Riding, or PSO'ing...man, those three games are nothing alike.

            [–]1OWA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            13"

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                [–]Swan_Ronson666 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Isnt complete without a blanket fort and pizza rolls though. That is some nostalgia I wish I could mainline

                [–]StankyMung 111ポイント112ポイント  (11子コメント)

                Something tells me his adulting isn't very advanced yet

                [–]wearegoldcoast 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Fuck, I wish I had my Nintendo still.

                [–]UnsubstantiatedClaim 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                I'm surprised we haven't seen modern TVs in wooden consoles like they used to be.

                I imagine it would be a lot easier to do and weigh significantly less given the differences between LCD and CRT.

                LCD TVs came out and the trend was to mount them on the wall.

                I wonder if there is a market for this.

                [–]HandshakeOfCO 8ポイント9ポイント  (83子コメント)

                OMFG SURGE SODA!!!! Where did you get that? I must know.

                [–]MyNikesAreBlue 22ポイント23ポイント  (37子コメント)

                I live in Michigan (the US). I can buy cans at the gas station, and packages of cans at the grocery store. Amazon sold 6 packs, the last time I checked.

                [–]HandshakeOfCO 17ポイント18ポイント  (31子コメント)

                Dear God. This is vital info and I thank you. I'm east coast; it's road trip time.

                [–]Cyclopher6971 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

                Wait, you don't have it on the east coast? Do corporations think we're so backwards that were still in the 90s?

                [–]he-said-youd-call 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                I think a decent chunk of the Midwest is on a ten to twenty year lag time culturally. I don't understand how, anymore, but I grew up in it myself, I know it's real. Kinda boggling.

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                      [–]gooberdoober1 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      https://www.amazon.com/Surge-Citrus-Flavored-Soda-16fl/dp/B00M2OGS08/

                      [–]sup_poptarts 4ポイント5ポイント  (27子コメント)

                      What does Surge taste like? I've never heard of it.

                      [–]tlycomid 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      It tastes like diabetes.

                      [–]Vibrazella 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

                      It's Ike Mountain Dew and Fresca/Squirt combined. It has a citrus taste to it, but it's a little different.

                      [–]sup_poptarts 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      SQUIRT! I remember that one - kind of an unsettling name...

                      [–]Snaxx11 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      I swear to god surge is where the slurm idea comes from on Futurama

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                            [–]crispy_cornhole 193ポイント194ポイント  (41子コメント)

                            DK 64 was ridiculously challenging. I just got the Nintendo coin a few months back and periodically try to beat the final boss which I haven't done yet. This is on the save file from when I was in elementary school btw.

                            [–]ItsTheMotion 38ポイント39ポイント  (10子コメント)

                            Damn I thought I was dedicated to the original Castlevania when I left my NES on for 2 weeks straight trying to beat it. Then again, I don't know how old you are. You could be in 7th grade. Less impressive then.

                            [–]BLKavarice 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

                            Nope. He would likely be in his early to mid 20s.

                            Source: Got donkey 64 when it came out. Still haven't beaten it, despite many tries.

                            [–]KingNikochan 25ポイント26ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            My parents got me a N64 way back in '02 with DK, I never could beat it. Around 05-06 one of my "cousins" asked to borrow it while my family was out for vacation and that bastard sold it to get money for a PS2 game, I was pissed. I stopped talking to him and just cut him off my life because of that, little bitch.

                            [–]BuzzSawMillipede 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            The only correct way to handle that situation tbh. My cousin was upset I beat him at YuGiOh once and stole my 3 blue eyes, dark magician, rageiki and full exodia set and flushed em down the toilet. And this was before you could buy the sets that definitely had the "rare" cards in them, had to buy booster after booster for that shit. Yeah fuck you, Ryan.

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                                [–]planeteclipse1 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                I remember trying to do that playing sonic on my Sega. It didn't like being paused for to long the game would lock up and you'd have to reset it. Nothing would make you eat dinner faster than trying to get back before the game would freeze.

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                                  [–]sub_surfer 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  I loved that game as a kid, but tried to pick it up again recently and got ridiculously frustrated at having to repeat multiple difficult levels after a game over. Have modern games reduced by patience?

                                  [–]Yywan 9ポイント10ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                  Fun thing this is exactly what happened to me in that game lol

                                  [–]chrislikespizza 6ポイント7ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                  I got to the jack in the box boss where you had to play as the Girl kong (forgot her name) I kept pigtail flying into the holes and having to replay thru the whole level til I rage quit, never looked back.

                                  [–]TackleballShootyhoop 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                  I don't remember much from that game, but I do remember that being the part where I finally gave up on. Haven't played it since but I always assumed it was just because I was little and bad at games. I guess that isn't the case after seeing this thread lol

                                  [–]RedSukhoi 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  Yeah starting to feel a bit better knowing I'm not alone in not being able to beat DK64.

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                                    [–]Kyeguy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Tiny Kong

                                    [–]thrashsilence 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Damn I thought I just sucked as a kid. I never got past that level either.

                                    [–]chayatoure 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    God, that level.

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                                      [–]JohnnyVNCR 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I just want you to know you're not alone. I'm 25 so we're probably about the same age and I got the DK jungle green N64 for Christmas one year. I dug it up a few weeks ago, the game had 160 hours of gameplay on the main save and was only about 75% complete. My brother and I finally beat it last week after all of these years.

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                                        [–]tangledisthebestfilm 43ポイント44ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                        SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE. PERFORMING FOR YOU. IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO!

                                        [–]durnald_trump 18ポイント19ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                        PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, IF YA WANNA CLAP

                                        [–]SkepticalMuffin 18ポイント19ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                        AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH, THIS MONKEY RAP. OOH!

                                        [–]Myrusskielyudi 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                        HUH! D. K. DONKEY KONG. D. K. DONKEY KONG IS HERE!

                                        [–]Pyrit 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                        HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL

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                                          [–]Mozgus 110ポイント111ポイント  (48子コメント)

                                          Oh god, I think half my 90s childhood was Surge and Nintendo 64. Specifically Smash Bros.

                                          [–]JiffSmoothest 79ポイント80ポイント  (42子コメント)

                                          YELLOW FIVE KILLS YOUR SPERM!

                                          [–]Mozgus 58ポイント59ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                          I know. Isn't it great?

                                          [–]Dioder 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          http://i.imgur.com/ziCfm99.jpg

                                          [–]hoodatninja 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                          Ok, I try not to spam my stuff too much, but this was just too damn relevant. Our podcast addresses myths/rumors/etc. and we did an episode on food myths. We did a ton of research on Surge/Mountain Dew/Yellow 5 makes your balls smaller/kills sperm count/etc.

                                          It's actually pretty ridiculously well-documented haha

                                          Edit: Formatting

                                          [–]KittenWithMittens 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          Got a quick summary of the results?

                                          [–]hoodatninja 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          I'll be nice haha long and short of it: it's nonsense, but it got so popular that it actually received press coverage haha the extent to which it spread is insane. It was really fun to read up on.

                                          [–]im__at__work 6ポイント7ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                          How much do I need to kill all of them? Condoms suck.

                                          [–]kunstlinger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          it's in M&MS MAN

                                          [–]nateofficial 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          As a kid, I heard it made your penis smaller.

                                          [–]losheuvosdelaroca 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Yep that's what I heard. Then 'that guy' would say something like "psssh that's just a myth, it actually just kills your sperm"

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                                                [–]Noopyscroopsmcdoops 166ポイント167ポイント  (59子コメント)

                                                The Dk64 multiplayer rivals goldeneye for me

                                                [–]PrimeIntellect 109ポイント110ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                Conker was the best

                                                [–]leadhound 26ポイント27ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                Perfect Dark you mean

                                                [–]odaeyss 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                DAMMIT BOB DID YOU PUT FARSIGHT IN AGAIN. Yes, yes I did. Full admission, I am Bob, I turned the farsight on again. >:D

                                                [–]derfy2 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Funny story, they put the Farsight to enable people to kill campers by stopping them through walls.

                                                Guess they didn't think that through.

                                                Source: my failing memory + Nintendo Power

                                                [–]eggemannen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                I just realized my real name is Bob.

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                                                  [–]zerofailure 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                  Forsaken 64.. please, I know I'm not the only one..

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                                                    [–]HasteyChoice 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Lies!

                                                    [–]craker42 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    You shut your mouth! Goldeneye was the best dam multiplayer ever!

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                                                      [–]non-earthling 78ポイント79ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                      Back in the 90s my first car was rear-ended and liquid was pouring out of the back. First responders directed everyone away from my car as the puddle grew on the ground. The next week I went to the impound lot to get any personal items out of my car. I managed to get the twisted trunk open to then remember that Surge had just been released and I had bought about 10 cases of it due to some insanely discounting coupons that were going around. The cans were exploded and shredded and the liquid pouring out had been the tasty citrus soda.

                                                      [–]majorinbirdlaw 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      No one forgets about 10 cases of Surge in their trunk. I would've demanded they use the jaws of life right then and there to rip open the trunk and save what was left

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                                                        [–]Deroni76 89ポイント90ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                        Adulting

                                                        God, I fucking hate this goddamn word with a passion.

                                                        [–]ItsSnowingOutside 81ポイント82ポイント  (70子コメント)

                                                        I just recently bought DK N64 but quickly realized I need the expansion pak to play it. Ughhhhh.

                                                        [–]scribledoodle 45ポイント46ポイント  (58子コメント)

                                                        Wellll it just might be your lucky day, cause I have extra.

                                                        [–]ItsSnowingOutside 25ポイント26ポイント  (55子コメント)

                                                        Do you? I could PP you shipping, that would be awesome :)

                                                        [–]Winrarthief 232ポイント233ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                        His mom will drop him off after soccer practice.

                                                        [–]bucketfullofsardines 94ポイント95ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                        Bring capri sun

                                                        [–]YusukeUramechi 6ポイント7ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                        fuck capri sun bring Space Gang

                                                        [–]ecwsandman13 38ポイント39ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                        Sunny D or go fuck yourself

                                                        [–]theonewhoknack 9ポイント10ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                        does sunny d have wild cherry flavor? no? capri sun is the besterest!

                                                        [–]OneWithMantis 7ポイント8ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                        WILDCHERRYMASTERRACE

                                                        edit: also best pop-tart flavor ever and I will fight you over this

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                                                            [–]Nevuary 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            and here I am minding my own business eating orange slices

                                                            [–]TheeFlipper 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            Fuck Space Gang. Bring Ecto Cooler.

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                                                                  [–]theLBraisedme 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                  Dude I was in the same spot and the only store that had them had them for a decent amount of money so I borrowed it from a friend then realized that game is haaaard.

                                                                  [–]Brauc 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                  One of the few games I ever got 100% completion on

                                                                  [–]SSJ3wiggy 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  One of the few games I ever got 100% 101% completion on

                                                                  [–]Brauc 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  It's been so long since I did it I completely forgot that it went to 101%

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                                                                    [–]scribledoodle 4ポイント5ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                    Might be able to help a brotha out. You USA? East coast?

                                                                    [–]ItsSnowingOutside 1ポイント2ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                    Minnesota haha. Like I said if you're willing to ship I could definitely pay the cost!

                                                                    [–]carlson71 21ポイント22ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                    Hey, I'm in Minnesota! I can't help, other then to say, hello.

                                                                    [–]Ban_me_IDGAF 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                    That's nice.

                                                                    [–]craker42 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                    Frigging friendly midwesterners.

                                                                    [–]carlson71 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                    Would you like some hot dish? We could also go for a nice relaxing sauna and talk about all the road construction starting up.

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                                                                        [–]Damasticator 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        He'd love if you PP'd him. PP him real good.

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                                                                          [–]jabfo43 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          The dong memes are the perfect shitpost for a moment like this.

                                                                          Edit-Bonus Meme

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                                                                            [–]upstartweiner 269ポイント270ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                                            OP, could you adult for just a little longer and stop shitposting? This is a picture of soda and an N64.

                                                                            [–]ErectusPenor 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                            I am of a firm belief that this is a garbage subreddit

                                                                            [–]dszordan 106ポイント107ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                            This sub is 100% shit posting, take a hard look at it.

                                                                            [–]AstroPsychic 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            It's recycled from imgur two days ago anyway, this guy didn't even bother to change the name: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZGI9M

                                                                            [–]pepperouchau 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            stop shitposting

                                                                            never

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                                                                              [–]JaggedUmbrella 496ポイント497ポイント  (106子コメント)

                                                                              Can we stop saying adulting? It's so cheesy.

                                                                              [–]AnalTyrant 325ポイント326ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                              Don't worry, OP's tv is sitting in the carpet, without even a tv stand, let alone furniture for it to sit on.

                                                                              He can't stop adulting, he's never started.

                                                                              [–]ForgettableUsername 14ポイント15ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                              Can you even buy a TV without a TV stand? Why would you?

                                                                              [–]CaneVandas 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                              I'm gonna go with:

                                                                              Spent all day moving and completely wiped.

                                                                              Fuck doing the wall mount today. No clue where the original stand is.

                                                                              [–]oregonianrager 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Bought it used.

                                                                              [–]Sashoke 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                              As someone who just recently moved, this is accurate.

                                                                              [–]flavorjunction 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              As someone who helps people move, all that is missing is some cheetos and Blink 182 playing in the background.

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                                                                                    [–]sielingfan 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                    We need a new word. Is adultery taken?

                                                                                    [–]Ozwaldo 91ポイント92ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                                    I wish. That and all the other internet baby-talk. The feels. Something something all the things. This works because math. Etc.

                                                                                    [–]MercMoose 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    "You could drown a toddler in my panties"

                                                                                    "I'm so stealing this"

                                                                                    Idk why I chose that example but the "clever" phrases like that that get repeated ad nauseam make me want to punch somebody. It was gross and lame the first time, but at least it had the shock value going for it. It gets worse and less funny every time somebody repeats it.

                                                                                    [–]Cheese_Williams 30ポイント31ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                    lady bits (and man bits for that matter)...god I can't stand that phrase

                                                                                    [–]thebza451XBO 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                    yes thank you. 100% agree.

                                                                                    [–]TheKharmeleon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    I considered adding "for reasons" to my previous post just to be more annoying. I kind of find that one useful though honestly.

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                                                                                      [–]bennn30 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      I used to say the same about "selfie". Look how far I got with that one

                                                                                      [–]Luvke 36ポイント37ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                      I have bad news for you and me. I don't think people are going to stop saying it.

                                                                                      [–]aglaeasfather 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                      Every time I hear that fucking word

                                                                                      [–]SputtleTuts 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                      nope

                                                                                      noped outta there

                                                                                      bag full of nope

                                                                                      NOPE NOPE NOPE

                                                                                      [–]GDMFusername 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      It was kinda funny once or twice.

                                                                                      [–]RenegadeSpade 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      It's worse than cheesy, it's downright stupid.

                                                                                      [–]Etoxins 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                      Cheesy is back, no diggity?

                                                                                      [–]Jmrwacko 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      Don't kid yourself.

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                                                                                        [–]boatliker88 48ポイント49ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                        DAE Adulting so hard? Life fuck me in the ass! Bills lame! Me kid

                                                                                        [–]clown_shoes69 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        This attitude seems to be so much more prevalent on reddit than anywhere else. I mean, being an adult is fucking awesome if you ask me.

                                                                                        [–]whatmeworkquestion 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        Man, bills are lame though..

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                                                                                          [–]chambertlo 47ポイント48ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                          /r/shitpost

                                                                                          [–]RIPmurphy 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          I can tell you stopped adulting early because no one mounted your TV onto the wall.

                                                                                          [–]magzillas 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          HERE-HERE-HERE WE GO.

                                                                                          So they're finally here - performing for you. If you know the words, you can join in, too. Put your hands together if you want to clap as we take you through this monkey rap. HUH. DK, Donkey Kong. He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail. His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt. He's bigger, faster, and stronger, too. He's the first member of the DK crew. HUH. DK, Donkey Kong. DK, Donkey Kong is here. This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes: she can shrink in size to suit her mood. She's quick and nimble when she needs to be. She can float through the air, and climb up trees. If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong; with a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong. HUH. DK, Donkey Kong. He has no style, he has no grace. This Kong has a funny face. He can handstand, when he needs to, and stretch his arms out just for you. Inflate himself just like a balloon. This crazy Kong just digs this tune. HUH. DK, Donkey Kong. DK, Donkey Kong is here. He's back again and about time too. And this time he's in the mood. He can fly real high with his jetpack on. With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong. He'll make you smile when he plays his tune, but Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you. HUH. DK, Donkey Kong. Finally, he's here for you: it's the last member of the DK crew. This Kong's so strong it isn't funny; can make a Kremling cry out for mummy. Can pick up a boulder with relative ease. Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze. He may move slow, he can't jump high, but this Kong's one hell of a guy. HUH. Come on Cranky, take it the fridge. Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells. Aw yeah, walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells. Aw yeah.

                                                                                          [–]WAR_T0RN1226 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                          I swear this sub is a fucking parody of itself

                                                                                          [–]joedatious 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                          I don't know that would imply that it had self awareness.

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                                                                                            [–]SisForSavage 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                            Done adulting, you must be kidding....

                                                                                            [–]SledgeHog 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                            SUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!

                                                                                            [–]PeabodyEagleFace 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            Are you kidding me?

                                                                                            [–]MayIReiterate 65ポイント66ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                            I fucking hate reddit because of shitposts like this. "Done adulting for the day", I fucking highly doubt you ever began "adulting" you turd.

                                                                                            [–]FrostySt 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            This is just a picture I took in 1998.

                                                                                            [–]PM_Me_Socks 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            This subreddit is absolutely trash.

                                                                                            [–]PM_ME_YOUR_MP 29ポイント30ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                                            My version is Civ 5 running slowly in my old MacBook and some scotch. I might be adulting my gaming too much.

                                                                                            [–]huffalump1 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                            You could be playing Eve and have spreadsheets up.

                                                                                            [–]usm_teufelhund 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                            You could be playing Eve and have spreadsheets up.

                                                                                            No need to be redundant.

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                                                                                              [–]_SDMG_ 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                              Civ is amazing, I think you're doing it right. Although I'm more of a stellaris kind of guy.

                                                                                              [–]EvilAbdy 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                              This is good adulting. Mine is usually whiskey and destiny (Jameson black barrel before anyone asks)

                                                                                              [–]MedSPAZ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                              Try civ 2 on my 25mhz Macintosh LCIII

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                                                                                                [–]noporesforlife 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                Please stop talking like that.

                                                                                                [–]DelicateSteve 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                This post is so fucking bad I'm surprised GallowBoob didn't post it.

                                                                                                [–]Nirabisbored 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                Put a Little Ceasers box next to that and you have 16 year old me happy as can be.

                                                                                                [–]Hersh31 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                I am drinking Surge right now. I have spent the last couple of hours playing Fallout 4.

                                                                                                [–]Maliben 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                No fucking way dude! Me too!

                                                                                                [–]DaManWithNoPlan 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                Cringe title

                                                                                                [–]abrahamisaninja 3ポイント4ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                                Where the fuck did you find surge?

                                                                                                [–]nextropic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                There's a map of resellers on the website for Surge, but that's not all of them. I go to a store not mapped, in one of the most rundown neighborhoods in my city (only place I was able to successfully find it).

                                                                                                [–]1OWA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                I'm from the Midwest and the gas station chain, Casey's, only sells it in 16oz cans like the one pictured by OP

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                                                                                                  [–]Pascalwb 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                  What does this have to do with gaming?

                                                                                                  [–]TheTravis13 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                  This will probably be buried but I was have a debate with my friends last weekend if this game had multi-player or not, outside of the battle arena. Does it?

                                                                                                  [–]clarkst 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                  What, no weed or cool ranch Doritos?

                                                                                                  [–]fondupot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                  Ohhhhh, bannnaaanaaa

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