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[–]skybloodAard 357ポイント358ポイント  (7子コメント)

Dat ass tho.

[–]BigFatCheese 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

I came here to say this but you already said it for me. It's a nice, big juicy ass

[–]murcanno 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was saying it my mind at the exact same time as my eyes wandered down to the top comment. Reading my own thoughts on Reddit, there's a first for everything

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 179ポイント180ポイント  (136子コメント)

Geralt wouldn't be stupid enough to want to sit there.

Edit: he also doesn't kill dragons... I understand I shouldn't be critical of this but as a major fan of both, this irritates me in a few ways.

[–]The_Palm_of_Vecna 84ポイント85ポイント  (26子コメント)

Dragons are sentient, intelligent creatures in the witcher universe, which is why he doesn't hunt or take contracts on them. He certainly will KILL them if they're being a big enough threat, as was evidenced by the end of the Witcher 2.

The dragons in GoT are more like Dracolisks, in that they're basically just big, flying, firebreathing lizards.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 28ポイント29ポイント  (23子コメント)

Games of thrones dragons are pretty intelligent and display basic emotion.

[–]The_Palm_of_Vecna 68ポイント69ポイント  (17子コメント)

But not sentience. This is why geralt often doesn't kill trolls, because they have basic understanding of language and logic and can be reasoned with. Same goes for witcher dragons. The same cannot be said of Dany's dragons.

[–]Kevin_Wolf 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

So do dogs.

[–]LetsShareAPaopuFruit 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Gerald's gonna slay my dog?

[–]novaember 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well in TW1 you run around Vizima killing dogs for $$ so maybe, it was the worst quest ever, the dogs whimper and try to run away from you....

[–]Neel_Diamonds 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was a secondary quest tho, you didn't have to

[–]triculious 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can complete the quest without killing a single dog, though

[–]flexmuzik 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

In the show, sure, but in the books it's hinted at that they're actually highly intelligent.

[–]j-seabass 104ポイント105ポイント  (4子コメント)

And he hates politics!

[–]TicTacMentheDouce 50ポイント51ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah, that's what he keeps telling himself, but 3 games of political bullshit taught me that he actually loves it. Otherwise he wouldn't have participated in more than one or two game.

Either that or he's masochistic and loves doing things he hates or make him suffer.

[–]looshface 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

He totally is. His best friend constantly embarasses him and gets him intro trouble, the love of his life pushes him around and says mean things to him (and he loves it) And his job is killing terrible, ugly, horrifying things that stink and hurt and all kinds of shit....Guys I think we crackd the Geralt code: Geralt is a masochist

[–]OverkillerSRB 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, he did not choose his job!

[–]The_Old_Huntress 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

But he could quit it, had he hated it.

[–]that_mn_kid 57ポイント58ポイント  (56子コメント)

Technically Daenarys has three wyverns.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 17ポイント18ポイント  (55子コメント)

Technically they are Dragons.

[–]Germanicus118 96ポイント97ポイント  (14子コメント)

Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Draco, which includes things from dracolizards to forktails to slyzards.

So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the ones with wings dragons?" Let's get harpies and griffins in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call forktails, ornitodracons and other flying monsters dragons, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

[–]Filthybiped 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only "Here's the thing" Unidan reference I've read all the way through. Well done, witcher. Well done.

[–]calivino 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Being a man of science you will appreciate grrms stance and reasoning for having two legs and two wings. Because it's physiologically accurate. No skeleton has ever evolved 6 limbs, its always 4, see bats birds etc

[–]LolerCoaster [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Wyverns dont breathe fire though. Technically it makes them fire drakes.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats -1ポイント0ポイント  (8子コメント)

I never said wyverns are Dragons. I still don't concede that the GoT beasts are Wyverns since the only basis you have to go on is the fact that they have two legs to walk on as opposed to four. Also these are both fictional worlds and no one in GoT universe has ever called them wyverns, in fact I'm pretty sure the book World of Ice and Fire claims that wyverns reside in sothoros or what ever the southern landmass is.

Edit: Dragon scientist? Cool.

[–]CorbinStarlight 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Don't stress it, it's a copypasta.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's a damn specific copypasta

[–]CorbinStarlight 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

[–]Ganzer6 38ポイント39ポイント  (37子コメント)

In the witcher universe they're not dragons. I'm pretty sure dragons in Witcher have 4 legs + 2 wings, while Dany's dragons have wings instead of front legs, so they're wyverns.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

After checking my bestiary: Fair enough.

[–]CreamballmanQuen 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wait what? GoT dragons dont have front legs? How do they walk?

[–]Ganzer6 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Their wings are like bats, so they're basically big web-fingered hands. So they can furl their wings and walk on the stubs like this, or spread their 'fingers' to fly like this

[–]CreamballmanQuen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I see now, they're kinda like Skyrim dragons

[–]CreamballmanQuen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or wyverns I guess lol

[–]henriquelicori 9ポイント10ポイント  (14子コメント)

Well, I killed the dragon in witcher 2.

[–]leanaconda 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

You monster

[–]henriquelicori 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

You could say so. Imo, it was suffering and I ended it.

[–]Magikarp_13 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't wanna spoil anything, but if you take Iorveth's path, you get some more dragon-story.

[–]henriquelicori 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

huh, I might go replay for it. Thanks.

[–]DARDAN0SSkellige 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't know? You're going to hate yourself so, so much!

[–]terralord 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

As far as I could see it was a mortal wound, but we don't know the extent of their abilities. Perhaps they have some sort of Wolverine-esque healing factor. And it was just so pretty, I didn't want to hurt it.

[–]henriquelicori 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it would make a cool story for Geralt.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

It was a bad dragon.

[–]henriquelicori 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

bad poosey

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Geralt didn't kill the dragon, it was poisoned by his enemies.

[–]gantz94 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

the dragon was a cunt, and that is why he killed him, i might have done the same if the other one if didn't die on his own

[–]MG87Northern Realms 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bad poosi

[–]ninja-robot 5ポイント6ポイント  (14子コメント)

While Geralt definitely wouldn't want to sit on the Iron Throne he would have no problem slaying dragons. Geralt avoids slaying intelligent creatures true but he often does so when those creature pose a clear threat to humans and can't be reasoned with, regardless the dragons in Game of Thrones aren't intelligent so Geralt wouldn't even hesitate to cut them down.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

But they're also controled by Day, so for him to consider them a threat means he would have to consider Day a threat.

[–]ninja-robot 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I assume by Day you mean Daenerys to which I have to respond, are they? At one point one of them just flies off and doesn't return for a significant period or time and at another they ate a child, the dragons may not be a threat to Daenerys but that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous to other people.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes, I'm on mobile and autocorrect doesn't recognize her nickname. And yes I realize the books haven't gotten there yet but going from the latest episode they do, and for her story to progress they'd have to.

[–]ninja-robot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

In both the book and the show it is stated that Dragon's can't be tamed only trained and even then only really seem to care about their rider. A trained Dragon is like a trained Tiger, it might not kill you but that doesn't mean it isn't dangerous. Admittedly Geralt probably wouldn't bother to kill the Dragons as long as they where under Daenery's command but should they stop following her, or should she die, he would have no hesitation to take whatever bounties are placed on them.

[–]Plug-In-Baby 3ポイント4ポイント  (9子コメント)

Doesn't kill dragons? Do wyverns not count?

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dracoids and dragons are different.

[–]MeboD 38ポイント39ポイント  (6子コメント)

Well, he doesn't kill dragons in his universe, where dragons are sentient and oftentimes benevolent beings. The dragons from the world of ice and fire are savage beasts, to be taken down.

[–]cortez0498Quen 15ポイント16ポイント  (5子コメント)

IIRC, the dragons on ASOIAF are also sentient to a point. That's why they were/are loyals to the Targaryen, because they respect them for their strengh and shit.

[–]Pravino 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

But aren't they kind of like dogs in the way that they are loyal to an owner.

[–]j-seabass 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, they are smart and can be trained and will be loyal to their owner - so basically they're scaled, flying, fire breathing giant dogs

[–]MeboD 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are either remembering this wrong or have a vastly different definition of sentient than I do. The dragons are like dogs. Those are loyal to their masters as well but do not operate on a cognitive level comparable to humans. Dragons in the Witcher Universe are very very intelligent. More so than humans even.

Not a definitive source but GRRM even says in this Video [1] that balerion "does not have the brains", compared to smaug, who is definitively an intelligent being.

[1] http://www.mtv.com/videos/interview/853851/george-rr-martin-plays-grr-vs-jrr.jhtml

[–]leanaconda 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually i remember it being mentioned that they have very high intelligence similar to human

[–]NerdRisingQuen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No. "What about outside of The Witcher?" Generally; no.

[–]Arcane_BulletNilfgaard 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

But he killed a dragon in the 2 one. By now she would be bones to be the one in the picture...

[–]beenocNorthern Realms 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's entirely up to the player. I chose to spare the dragon.

[–]Arcane_BulletNilfgaard 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

oh...

I killed her.

[–]ScreamingFreakShowNorthern Realms 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Witcher 2 Spoilers: You do know that dragon is Saskia right?

[–]Arcane_BulletNilfgaard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. I still killed her.

[–]jesseandthepussyrats 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never played 2 sadly, but in the book Sword of Destiny Geralt has a long monologue on why he doesn't kill dragons.

[–]JohockTeam Yennefer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Dragon was dead when he got there.

[–]VoidDroid 36ポイント37ポイント  (96子コメント)

How do you guys think Geralt would match up against some of the better fighters in the GoT universe? I mean Geralt is shown quite often to have no rivals in 1v1 combat.

[–]HBKTheMan 118ポイント119ポイント  (23子コメント)

Pretty sure no one could hold his own against Geralt, he's on another level of bad assery

[–]Lym2222 40ポイント41ポイント  (13子コメント)

coughcough Vilgefortz.

[–]Apokalypz 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good mention. Geralt was legitimately rekt in that fight.

[–]St_SiRUS 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

A few mages would have a very good chance again Geralt

[–]HBKTheMan 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yeah, in his own universe he can find someone better than him, I was referring to the GOT universe

[–]GraysonHuntNorthern Realms 36ポイント37ポイント  (5子コメント)

Definitely not. Geralt is that good because his reactions, strength and endurance have been enhanced by mutations. The only fighter that could beat him in the books was Vilgefortz, and it's very strongly implied that he enhanced his own abilities with magic, to a far higher degree than Geralt.

So the only person who can fight Geralt is someone who is similarly enhanced. Everyone in GoT is either a regular human (that he can make mincemeat out of), a practitioner of magic (who rarely seem to have a full understanding or control over their abilities), or a white walker or wight. The last two are monsters and, in the Witcher universe, would have vulnerabilities like any other monster.

[–]rokr1292Team Yennefer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

do you think a silver sword might have a similar effect on walkers as valyrian steel?

[–]Slizzet 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think it is possible the Night King could hold his own with Geralt for a bit. I'm sure he has some weakness that would be exploited. But he's the only one I can think that might be able to match or come close to Geralt's mutations.

[–]gerrettheferrett 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Geralt would take one look at the Night King and start spamming fireballs at him, while using mind effects to ward the walkers away from him.

[–]mudcrabwrestler 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

The night king is invulnerable to fire.

[–]gerrettheferrett 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Regular fire, perhaps.

But we don't know that about magical fire. I'll bet my bottom dollar he's weak to dragon fire, at the least, with magical fire not far off.

[–]Rick_Tobberman 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Arthur Dayne or Barristan Selmy could probably give him a tough fight.

[–]VineFynn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dayne, possibly. Selmy was Dayne's lesser so he would have less of a chance.

[–]Tristran 37ポイント38ポイント  (39子コメント)

The idea behind Witchers was to create something superhuman basically. To tackle things far greater and far stronger than mankind. Obviously GoT has some serious bad asses in it, some massive brutes or hugely skilled swordsman, but that is still not Superhuman, its just better than the norm.

Geralt is the best of these superhumans, capable of taking on hordes of men by himself and some of the biggest and baddest monsters there are. His technique is completely different and bizarre compared to any standard fighting style and as a result he would be unreadable and unpredictable to any standard opponent. He also has a menagerie of utility at his disposal to tip it even more in his favour, though I doubt he'd need any of that.

I'm not sure what'd happen if you put him against Dragons or White Walkers. If he had a Valyrian Steel sword and/or Dragonglass he'd own the Walkers. The Wight zombies would be pitiful against him. Dragons though? That may be his limit, they are fucking huge. The history of GoT shows them only really dying to siege weapons like Scorpions, or hordes of archers. Not sure I don't know all the specifics of GoT Dragons well enough to say.

So yea, he'd destroy anyone in GoT, dragons are more debatable.

[–]imases 26ポイント27ポイント  (5子コメント)

"Whys you got two swords?"

"The steel is for humans. The dragonglass is for monsters"

[–]BigT5535 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only got one prick though if you're still curious.

[–]hoseja 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

THE. STEEL. IS. FOR. MONSTERS. VULNERABLE. TO. IRON.

Damn I really hate the games downplayed this so much.

[–]imases 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The steel is for monsters vulnerable to iron as well as humans. The dragonglass is for monsters that are vulnerable to dragonglass."

the other one sounds cooler though

[–]rokr1292Team Yennefer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

it does matter whether the steel is valyrian though.

[–]Huffer_csgo 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

I disagree about the Ice King. Haven't we seen that white walkers have super human strength, speed, and power when the stupid one fought John?

[–]Tristran 13ポイント14ポイント  (8子コメント)

They are stronger than normal yes, but remember that Jon beat one. He's an awesome swordsman and of course he had his Valyrian Steel sword. Despite Jon being awesome he still isn't superhuman.

Put one of those swords in Geralt's hands and he will make quick work of the White Walkers.

Edit: I should add though, I doubt he'd win against the full power of the Walkers, zombie horde and multiple walkers. Just talking 1v1 situations here.

[–]BigT5535 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

Are we still talking no signs? Because Igni against white walkers seems like easy mode.

[–]Tristran 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

Igni against the White Walkers wouldn't work, there is no evidence that they are weak to fire, it is actually worthless against them. They are so utterly cold that fire just extinguishes around them. The Wights however (the mindless zombies) are weak to fire and it would destroy them.

As far as GoT lore goes, everything that's known from the show and the books, White Walkers are only susceptible to Valyrian Steel and Dragonglass. It is also possible they are weak to Dragon fire itself but that has yet to be seen.

[–]BigT5535 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Interesting, so taking that into account do we think that Geralt would even bother with signs then? Walkers are clearly sentient so Axii is iffy. Yrden doesn't really have a ton of use here. Aard is useful with clearing crowds but that's about it. Quen is really the only one that could help.

[–]Tristran 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Against the Walkers themselves he would use some I'm sure. Avoid Igni as its useless. Yrden is still useful assuming it works (no reason to think it won't), trapping an enemy is a definite advantage. Aard causes a push back, as the Jedi demonstrate being able to very quickly blast an opponent backwards is very advantageous both offensively and defensively. Axii is iffy yes.

As always though, Quen is the one true King. The power of this sign is unquestionably awesome.

[–]angry_badger32 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yrden would be extremely useful in a choke point, like say the gate through the Wall. Slow down the wights and walkers, then kill them a few at a time.

[–]SealedforFreshness 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Coldhands killed a lot of Wights with his weapon, which was covered in fire.

[–]Tristran 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes that's against Wights, the mindless zombies. They are very weak to fire.

White Walkers are different, they are the blue skinned armoured dudes with ice swords and show signs of intelligence. The leaders. They are Not weak to fire, its worthless against them.

[–]Huffer_csgo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In that scene the white walkers just fucked around like dumbasses. That scene makes me furious because the white walkers could've killed John 10x over. It would be closer against geralt but geralt would lose imo.

[–]Chem2Hard 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also not to mention that Geralt is a super Witcher of the Witchers since he went through additional mutations during the Trial of the Grass.

[–]WeaponexT 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

Geralt would lay waste to any of them. He's the baddest ass among the baddest asses in the world.

[–]GrungemasterNorthern Realms 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

No match for Fookin' Legend of Gin Alley

[–]sharkbaitnoob 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That shouldn't even be a question, of course Geralt because he was genetically modified with superior genes, and trained in the art of hunting of monsters, whose training survival rate is much more abysmal then the survival rate of the Unsullied (allegedly the best group of slave soldiers, but brutal training).

[–]Die4Ever 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doesn't matter, he'd wreck them in Gwent

[–]Arcane_BulletNilfgaard 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gaunter O'Dimm? Geralt just won the battle, but he hasn't won the war if he were to go toe to toe with Gaunter again.

[–]alldownhillfromhere8Igni 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think the only person who could come close to Geralt would be Ser Arthur Dayne. Even then it wouldn't be that close.

Edit: That's assuming we're just talking about sword fighting. If Geralt uses signs or potions then it wouldn't be close.

[–]nakedkind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shirtless Ramsey and Ser Twenty Goodmen might give him a decent sparring session.

[–]amarin1492 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What about Geralt vs Night's King?

[–]The_Palm_of_Vecna 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was a recent thread on here about this, and I'll say the same thing here that I did there:

One-on-one, Geralt would wreck everyone's shit, because Axii is a thing he can do essentially at will and no one has resistance to it (or shouldn't; mind control magic isn't exactly a thing in GoT, so there's no real basis for understanding how good everyone's Will saves are).

Small groups, Geralt wrecks everyone's shit, because Igni and aard are things he can do essentially at will. Again, no one has any inherent resistance to these powers except probably Danerys, because she has those anti-fire hax.

[–]eth6113 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He'd have no equal. He'd slay the Night's King with his silver sword.

[–]rafaelfy 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dead stag, lion and dragon. Geralt from School of Wolf.

So Starks win?

[–]red_storm_risen 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are we still doing phrasing?

[–]LeeGod 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Waiting for the "Geralt is a secret Targaryen" theories to kick in.

[–]FlyingAce1015 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finally a theory over someone that at least HAS WHITE HAIR!

[–]bobthecrusher 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is anyone else a little bothered that this implies Geralt killed her dragons and then enslaved her?

If anything I'd imagine Geralt and Dany would get alone fairly well, or at least as well as Geralt gets on with any monarch.

[–]spooky23_dml 29ポイント30ポイント  (6子コメント)

Open world GoT, next IP after Cyberpunk.

Don't you dare wake me up from this dream.

[–]TonalDrawerTeam Yennefer 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't need porn anymore, I can just fantasise about this.

[–]TassadarsClResTTeam Yennefer 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can only get so erect.

[–]youngsteezy 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

How's about a Witcher mini series instead? Schwing!!

[–]trotolektorNilfgaard 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It has been announced already 1 year ago.

[–]rokr1292Team Yennefer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT? i havent heard about this.

[–]AGKontis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that would be awesome. I'm sure GRRM is hesitant after the first attempt at a video game. Look how long it took South Park to want to get back into it.

The TellTale stuff is cool, but we all want a legit GoT game.

How could it even be structured though? Maybe along the lines of TellTale where you're a small house, just trying to make a mark on the world? Or possibly you're just a road warrior guy like Bronn, who just so happened to decide to fight for some rich guys life and won?

I don't think I'd want to assume control of ANY of the characters we already know. But they 100% need to be there and part of the story.

[–]ShenaniganNinja 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's more than two universes being represented here. While there is the Witcher, and ASOIAF, this is also clearly a reference to Conan the Barbarian.

[–]Jake_Ilinnuc 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This really makes me want a decent GoT game that isn't telltale

[–]deathjokerz 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

We need a Witcher Movie/TV Series...

[–]ThatOneChappy 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

We're getting a movie

[–]Moldy_pirate 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I reallyyyyy hope they don't screw it up. A quality Witcher movie might end up my movie of the year when it comes out.

[–]BarroghSkellige 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are series. I couldn't get past first 20 minutes. I mean, I was holding up right until some experienced witcher of Kaer Morhen school says shit along the lines of "we don't use crossbows because it's dishonourable".

Yeah, because witchers are known for their bushido ways, alright.

[–]y1i 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've said it before. An HBO 'The Witcher' series would be amazing.

[–]Henry788 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Damn Khaleesi's ass is fat

[–]slumdwellers 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Have you not seen Episode 1 Season 1?

[–]Henry788 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have but the ass wasn't THIS fat.

[–]GETURHANDOFFMYPENIS 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Geralt would have fucked the ever loving dog shit out of Khaleesi, and I'd pay good money to watch.

[–]JuggleNutt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And he clearly ain't putting up with Cersei's shit

[–]hoseja 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Witcher universe contains all other universes.

[–]rokr1292Team Yennefer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

good point.

[–]alexvalensiNorthern Realms 39ポイント40ポイント  (25子コメント)

I guess I'm in a minority here but I think Game of Throne doesn't hold a candle to The Witcher

[–]God_Legend 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think it has more to do with GoT having more focus on the politics and constant power switches. GoT also doesn't have as much magic/monsters so easily stumbled upon. I really enjoy both for different reasons.

[–]Scrandasaurus 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Have you read the books? The tv show oftentimes doesn't do the source justice.

[–]deleteandrest 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am with you brother.

[–]Banana_Twist_XBL 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Would you rather: Daenarys or Yennefer? (excuse my possible spelling errors)

[–]ska_robot 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's also sitting on the throne like Conan the Barbarian, so a cross of three great universes

[–]Spencur 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can anyone remove the text from this

[–]Die4Ever 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another Conjunction of Spheres?

[–]Banana_Twist_XBL 3ポイント4ポイント  (12子コメント)

Would you rather: Trish or Sansa?

Edit: Trish or Melisandre is a much more.. age appropriate comparison lol

[–]Marthenil 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ciri.

Or Missandei.

Or both. At the same time.

That's my choice. Feel free to get mad D:

EDIT: Though, the no brainer is Melisandre, I swear to god, there is something about that woman...

[–]BlarkTheFirst 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Melisandre

Just don't let her take off her necklace

[–]gantz94 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

is that even a question? Triss wins over Sansa big time, not only Triss is more mature woman(because she is older) but also she knows magic. btw if you read the books you start hating sansa real quick, all her chapters are just whining and whining non stop. boring as fuck.

[–]Banana_Twist_XBL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i like her chapters in the later books when she basically becomes the window into Littlefingers twisted, scheming world (End of book three mainly). But in the show, after she gets deflowered by Ramsay..yeah def Triss lol

[–]Rick_Tobberman 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude sansa is like 14.

[–]Banana_Twist_XBL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah idk why i didnt think of melisandre lol

[–]DARDAN0SSkellige 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who in their right mind would pick Sansa?

[–]Banana_Twist_XBL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol im sorry i shouldve said melisandre

[–]King_Abdul 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you mean Triss not Trish lmao

[–]rokr1292Team Yennefer 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Triss vs Sansa Dani vs Ciri Yennefer vs.....

[–]Domecracyneedstodie 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Night King is fucked.

[–]AGKontis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

IGNI TO THE FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Oh, you actually hit me? well guess what, QUEN EXPLOSION TO THE FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[–]Techloss 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would buy the shit out of that!

[–]hbalckNilfgaard 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd fallow Danny anywhere if I had that view.

[–]DAHbaddestAxii 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

Not even Geralt can save you from the Night King...

[–]-Sir-Richard- 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

All he needs is a Valyrian steel sword. He already has Igni among other things for the wights and may even be able to make dragonglass splinter bombs.

[–]samdroid24 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

I believe a Witcher sword would do just fine. Witcher swords are made from meteorite, same as Arthur Dayne's sword, Dawn. I believe Dawn has the magic properties to kill a White Walker, same as a Witcher sword which has magical properties as well.

[–]alldownhillfromhere8Igni 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why do you think Dawn has the properties to kill White Walkers?

I'm only in A Clash of Kings so if the books go into it more just say that.

[–]samdroid24 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I myself haven't read the books (but have studied them for quite a bit) and some speculate that Dawn has the magical properties to kill a White Walkers since it's said to be metal forged from the heart of a fallen star (meteorite). It's said to not look exactly like Valyrian steel, but just as sharp and sharing all of the properties. Witcher swords use meteorite as well, which could theoretically mean that it also has the magical properties to kill a White Walker.

[–]alldownhillfromhere8Igni 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahh that makes sense. My witcher knowledge is about 2/3 of The Last Wish and about half of Witcher 3's story. I'm planning on reading all of the books. This is such a great universe.

[–]-Sir-Richard- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too true. I feel that the meteorite used to forge Dawn was unique, as the blade is described as looking like "milkglass" - or pearl - which resembles no meteorite sword Geralt has wielded.

[–]-Sir-Richard- 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dawn is described as having the same properties as Valyrian swords. Light, strong, an edge sharp as a razor which never dulls. However, I believe that dragons were involved in the making of Valyrian steel, and their magic is what gives those swords strength against White Walkers, similar to Dragonglass.

[–]alldownhillfromhere8Igni 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure Valyrian steel was forged in dragon's fire. What do you think gives Dawn those properties then? Because Valyrian steel apparently is recognizable.

Edit: Disregard this question, someone else answered it. Thanks!

[–]Chef_Lebowski 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hi, I'm Rose McGowan and he's hurting a woman on this poster. This is very problematic.

[–]-Sir-Richard- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody mention what Geralt does to Bruxae!

[–]PM_ME_UR_THESIS_GIRL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Featuring DaenerASS Targaryen.

[–]GrungemasterNorthern Realms 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is no one questioning why a fiend is in the Red Keep?

[–]snyderman567 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Danny got an ass on her.

[–]SpoilerAlert6 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And Geralt just doesn't care.

[–]madlogic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Witcher's gonna GET in dat ass.

[–]Geralt-of_RiviaTeam Yennefer 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Kind of wish they'd have their own version of Geralt, he's just so cool.

[–]BarroghSkellige 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat school witchers would feel at home in Westeros.

[–]joosh82 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, I bet he is.... (coming)

[–]zoicyte 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

while i would agree these two realms share a lot in common, sitting on a throne murdering Lannisters just isn't Geralt's style. at all.

[–]Erudite_Delirium 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are we still doing phrasing?

[–]AGKontis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is he stabbing Cersei?

And WTF...Lion with Horns?!?!?! Gimme Lion with Horns.