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How valve destroyed my love historyPersonal (self.DotA2)

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So, it all began when I met this girl who plays dota from my city in facebook and, after some time playing together, I gave her the battlepass where things got really fun between us. I met her irl and we had a kiss. She wrote in her feed how happy she was with the CM arcana wallpaper and I was like "holy shit, i'ma gonna buy the arcana for her". Then I go to the market, took it and... "You can only gift after a week". I was like "ok, I guess I can wait". But two days later her ex-fucking-boyfriend gave the arcana and now they are playing together and she barely talks to me.

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[–]Sorry for my bad English.vort3 489ポイント490ポイント  (23子コメント)

Sir it's me your girl

Give me arcanas pls

[–]-BeyondWonderland- 45ポイント46ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm your ex-boyfriend,give the Arcana i gave you back.

[–]BrokeBack from carrying tardsdocxanderb 6ポイント7ポイント  (16子コメント)

L

[–]ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗExO_o 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

ok wait 30 days now

[–]Alliance status = [x] BACK [ ] NOT BACK360noscopeftw 552ポイント553ポイント  (44子コメント)

You just dodged a bullet there. If a girl leaves you for a 20 dollar item, she's not worth it.

Go thank Valve.

[–].atoD etah Iribiagio 106ポイント107ポイント  (6子コメント)

However, Arcanas are worth more than 30 dollars, that might make the difference.

[–]MintyManRazor 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

PREACH

[–]tibialsyndesmosis 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah. A 20/hour grill ain't for you fam

[–]boukers 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

no way that story is real, but this advice is still good.

[–]PipeHype Was Rightomidelf 6ポイント7ポイント  (10子コメント)

GabeN YOUR WELCOME GabeN

[–]ver3orNoX 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep! She`s a b****! Move on OP, plenty girls out there to get =)

[–]DeathNoteL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lord Gaben our savior

[–]MuchSalt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

educate me

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    [–]Henzapper 119ポイント120ポイント  (16子コメント)

    Reading the post: "Well this is a pretty funny joke."

    Reading the comments: "Wait, is this a joke?"

    [–]Confooshius 52ポイント53ポイント  (10子コメント)

    I'm thinking... it is a joke, and all of reddit is in on it. Like with that guy who's computer changed to spanish and they all responded in spanish: http://i.imgur.com/zyjDm.png. Could be wrong though

    [–]Get your cursor off of meChnams 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh god this is absolutely hilarious

    [–]Best voice actingkeaganwill 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "the taco show is dead" rofl

    [–]One paw in front of the other! / Ja Jestem Davai!Dancatpro 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

    woah how do you show upvotes+downvotes instead of just "points"?

    [–]NotoriousPontoon [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    You can't. It used to be shown by default but it was changed along with the [hidden] points to discourage vote manipulation

    [–]I spammed Wraith King to 3kgoodwarrior12345 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    You used to be able to see the individual up/downvotes, but then Reddit admins removed that functionality for some weird reason

    [–]Soldiercolur [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    Old reddit

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      [–]TheUltraSnail 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Exactly this. I assumed this is just a shit post, but after reading all those passive aggressive comments, I don't know anymore...

      [–]dafuqscantier 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This shit is gold man

      [–]jtalin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is absolutely a shitpost.

      I can't imagine how a subreddit that has so much experience with shitposting falls for this.

      [–]SalivamancerDrQuint 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      All I know is OP is gong to have a lot of hilarious cuck related RES tags on him from now on.

      [–]No seriously try itOgreMidGuy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Swift as the cucks of icewrack

      [–]pemzz 29ポイント30ポイント  (24子コメント)

      if she put a car wallpaper would you pull a reckful move and buy her 30k$ car?

      [–]ChainWay 102ポイント103ポイント  (36子コメント)

      Well if she's leaving you even after kissing just cause someone gifted her a 20€ item she's propably not worth your time anyway. Just saying..

      Also on the plus side you got a sick Arcana now.

      [–]GAGAgadget 33ポイント34ポイント  (6子コメント)

      I kissed a girl therefore I own her PogChamp

      [–]ChainWay 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

      I meant the kissing as part of showing some affection, nothing more. Then just dropping OP after her ex gifted her is just meh

      [–]GAGAgadget 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

      I was being facetious. Also, I highly doubt the girl left him just because of the skin. This story is from one point of view and missing a ton of details. Not to mention the OP seems like the kind of guy that thinks he is a "nice guy" and girls should be attracted to that. News flash guys: girls aren't attracted to people who's only redeeming feature is being nice.

      [–]n0tail + fly = KreygasmTeunski 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is the kind of shit I pulled when I was 13. Thank god I'm not like that anymore.

      [–]buy blink not dagon dammitElleanor_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      News flash guys: girls aren't attracted to people who's only redeeming feature is being nice.

      Yeah, like, I'm being nice to this girl how this bitch dares to not love me?

      Being nice to other people is what civilized people do. You're not better and you're not deserving of nothing more because of that.

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        [–]jtalin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        oh so that's how it works

        [–]kblkbl165 31ポイント32ポイント  (14子コメント)

        Why are you guys talking as if the other guy just bought her off of OP's heart?

        He was her freaking ex, I'm pretty sure most people have more history and feelings towards a recent ex than to some recent made in DotA fling. lol

        [–]Lovepiesomuch 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

        "Even after kissing".

        Maybe 50 years ago, But these days people kiss all the time and it's meaningless.

        [–]n0tail + fly = KreygasmTeunski 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Man, one of my friends is bisexual and she just goes around kissing girls when she's out partying to see if any of them are into girls as well. They're pretty much all heterosexual. It's literally that meaningless.

        [–]BirdyLingzRush9612 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Wow, too bad I'm not a girl.

        [–]n0tail + fly = KreygasmTeunski 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You can buy her a drink. Can't guarantee you'll get anything in return though.

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          [–]MuriloRM 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

          Exbf: Good Game, Well Played!

          [–]cuntTerrorBIade 17ポイント18ポイント  (12子コメント)

          Plot twist: OP only wants her so he has a support every game.

          [–]driares1[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (10子コメント)

          I've never seen a map so clear. She goes Tranquils + Blink and gank everyone. 1 - 1 - 4. Aura goddess. God, how I wanted a CM like this every game...

          [–]Soul KeeperHAWGT 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          not a bad strat

          [–]spenceasaur 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

          I can't believe this is real.

          [–]Volvo pls giff hatsCabanur 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Why would you want a girl irl if you have Crystal Waifu all dressed up.

          [–]driares1[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Now I'm gonna look at that shit and remember it was from her ex.

          [–]Aredders 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Yea that's the kind a girl you want, i am sure you should thank valve

          [–]Taco86 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Is this new copypasta?

          [–]Floirt -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          yeah, saw it in twitch chat yesterday.

          [–]Nothing to see, move onLOVEandKappa 53ポイント54ポイント  (19子コメント)

          if this is real then she's the cheapest of whores lol

          [–]It's disco time!!Lol_o_storm 37ポイント38ポイント  (12子コメント)

          if this is real then she's

          a LoL player

          [–]Phritz777 20ポイント21ポイント  (11子コメント)

          Kissing: 350RP

          HJ: 5000RP

          BJ: 1 Skin

          Sex: 15000RP

          Anal: Unlock 1 Champion

          [–]JukePlz 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

          how the fuck are anal and BJ that cheap compared to sex or HJ?

          [–]stopthatdude 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

          She has very nice hands

          [–]ever1 plays dis hero wrongVoltedge 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          must be rly bad at BJ and anal

          [–]n0tail + fly = KreygasmTeunski 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          maybe they're like additive, like a handjob is 5350RP

          [–]SalivamancerDrQuint 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          This is why we start with all heroes unlocked with dota. Valve already got our anal virginity long ago with their sales.

          [–]Get your cursor off of meChnams 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Anal isn't sex?
          Also, how come anal and BJ are so cheap compared to the rest? Sounds like a good deal if you ask me

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            [–]anivaries 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

            You can find cheaper ones. Don't ask me how i know.

            [–]AliA_W_Z_2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            20$ ! like wtf ???

            [–]kblkbl165 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Really, wtf are these comments? Calling the girl a whore?

            Get out of the basement guys.

            He kissed her and intended to surprise her with an Arcana, she got back to her ex, he gave her an Arcana and that's it.

            The dude was her fucking ex, prolly he was already getting back to her for free and this was just an amendment gift.

            [–]buy blink not dagon dammitElleanor_ [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

            Or maybe this is just a fanfic and OP is using it to criticize valve gifting system. I hope so.

            [–]Joelft 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

            That is why you should always have a spare arcana to gift.

            [–]Albus24 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Oh god. This is so insanely pathetic.

            [–]-Revelation- 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

            lol, that type of girl not even worth a reddit post. Forget her mate.

            [–]TheYawningTurtle 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

            boo hoo, she hops dicks for 20 €, you should be glad you found out

            [–]PluckyPheasant 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

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            [–]EE-SAMA TAKE MY ENERGYMandomSama 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

            can i b ur gurl

            [–]Selling Mayyoneise!cancnar 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Someone help me please, This is satire, Right?

            [–]oakozric 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I got 99 items and cm arcana is one.

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            [–]Neutralny 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

            i can dress up as a girl and pretend to be one for an arcana

            [–]9 0 0 0 M M R P O I N T Shenstobs11 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

            Kiss someone you seem to be flirting with and then put him aside for your ex coz of an Arcana. It's like a kid ditching a playmate for a new toy. rofl

            [–]n0tail + fly = KreygasmTeunski 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

            OP can't be older than 16 I refuse to believe anything other than that.

            [–]Siggi97 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            poor OP

            has lovestory -> gf plays dota -> then gf leaves him for cm arcana -> goes to reddit to hear something positive -> everyone bashing his ex

            shit happens mate, there is more than one girl in this world who loves cm, youre gonna find her, just keep looking (even i found a gf)

            [–]MehHax 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Reading through OP's comments in here and he reeks of troll. I'm actually concerned about him if he isn't one though...

            [–]ThatOneSlowking 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            This is called a "shitpost". You will become accustomed to them soon enough.

            [–]Meh.pheine 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            What a sad piece of human specimen.

            [–]SprocketPete 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            If she left you for a 30$ virtual item, you should be kissing GabeN's feet.

            [–]Make Dota Great AgainDrakus_ 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

            BibleThump FeelsBadMan

            [–]AramSevag 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

            sadder story than Immortal II FeelsBadMan

            [–]H4nn1, Trixi, Fly, BigDaddy.N0Tail, Era <3 #EternalLoveEz_Pee-Z 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            D R A K U S _ Y O U G O T T A S T O P T H I S wait, nevermind

            [–]pretty blyatkarabuka 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            When I saw the title of this post I was sure it must be another masterpiece of yours. Then I knew I'll find you anyway

            [–]AlamoFiteCat 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

            You spent 20 euros on a girl you knew for how long?

            [–]I do not give offense, you take it. I'm a sardonic asshole.667x 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Isn't that pretty close to a standard dinner for two price?

            [–]69rude69 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Dudes today fighting over a chick with dota hats. what a time to be alive. also: a kiss doesnt mean jackshit

            [–]rgfx07 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Ex bf-> cumback israel

            [–]Hayyarden 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            we need r/dota2relationshipadvice or something..

            [–]ESL-Icicle 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Wife her first, then gift her arcana. Worked for me.

            [–]Everything is Situationalboxhit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Valve is the jealous type that doesn't take kindly to side relationships: always wants to play games, has a firm grip on your wallet and super controlling about gifts you give / receive.

            [–]not the "real" misery guys sorry :(Miseryy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            How valve saved your love history

            ftfy. Fuck that girl. Sounds like a teenage dilemma, and trust me when I say this, the only thing it does is make you sad. None of it lasts, and "experience" doesn't matter as much as people make it out to be...

            [–]VG#Reloaded!browncapades 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            SAVED

            [–]I feeeeeel bluuuuryarcher098 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I kno how u feel OP, free hugs here, FeelsBadman.

            [–]flatspotting 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            A thread full of people who haven't left their house in months, or talked to a girl in years with all kinds of advice.

            [–]SilkTouchm [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            ROFL this post is so fucking sad.

            I'll leave this for you. /r/TheRedPill. If you are smart, maybe it isn't all lost with you.

            [–]Just your average playerIamReemas [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

            I've forgotten how to differentiate between reality and shit-post these days.

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            [–]Pixel_TG [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            She's not worth getting back if she's gonna ditch you over a trivial thing like this.

            [–]hibanana_nation [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Well at least you can sell it on the market and buy some games in the summer sale. God knows you'll have a lot more free time now that you are alone.

            [–]FeelsBadManL-blom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            BibleThump

            [–]LULAwkwarkPeNGuiN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            FeelsBadMan.. you lost to Mr. Steal Yo girl with an arcana.

            [–]Gearking 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Damn dude cucked :/

            [–]driares1[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Moral of the fucking story: Always have an CM Arcana in your inventory ready to go guys. Don't believe this people saying it doesn't matter, cos it does! All this moral bullshit is something I believe it would be right, but it's not how the world works. Life is game, be a player.

            [–]Do you even lift?morgenstern_br 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            blame her for not ward , try to find another support

            [–]SingSing FangayWundertuetee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            BTFO

            [–]sone enchantressadmiralreddog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Well, hello handsome .. :)

            [–]sadmadcat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            wow she's so cheap, bring me two!

            [–]Born to WinDota2Doom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Honey potted.

            [–]Don't Be Negative, B+stillan00b 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I'll be your girlfriend for rares no need for arcana i also have a d but it depends on you

            [–]SoV-Frosty 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I'll be your new GF OP for a CM arcana.... as long as you don't mind the penis Kappa

            Seriously though, you dodged a bullet, you should be happy. Stay positive and confided, dude, there are more fish in the sea.

            [–]Pollordubai 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Fuck her (literally) and metaphorically. Don't waste time on women they aren't worth it. Just keep playing dota and you'll forget about her in no time.

            [–]FrameSports 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Dude.... duuuude..

            [–]PipeHype Was Rightomidelf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            LUL Gold digger fuck the bitch LUL

            [–]3194zmanuvalz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Not sure if shitpost or sadpost

            [–]vk8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Holy shit this reeks of virgin. You wont keep a girl who only comes to you because of gifts. There's a point where you have to be funny, be charming or just handsome. Stop being such a wuss and go out, explore the world.

            [–]Konras 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Valve actually saved you from arcana-digger :)

            [–]AfouToPatisa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Wait a second guys... this was not a joke?

            [–]Archernar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Guys, you are not really taking this seriously, are you? This is a shitpost, not a true story.

            [–]ATMM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            NICE FLAIR LUL

            [–]Sven, here.Scarface_gv 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I'm sorry to break it to you, my friend.. But please, grow up.. Don't be that stupid guy that gifts any amount of shit to a girl because he can't think of any other way to show her your affection..

            Shape up, dude.. I love money, everybody does.. but a real man can handle himself with and without it in any situation whatsoever.

            My apologies for my rudeness but I had to do it.

            [–]It's All In The Designstr_d2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            This girl is very ultra rare. A girl playing dotes

            [–]fuckoffvalve 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            this thread reeks of autism

            [–]enO87 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            You "gave her the battlepass" before you kissed? My man.

            [–]Great balls of fire.aphilon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            If this is real, this is some fedora wearing pathetic type shit. Like good god

            [–]DragoNnDOTA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            LUL

            [–]DaRuthlessConspiracy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Dota is your love history! you don't need anyone else. lol x)

            [–]LuzyLP 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            U should swap title with : how valve saved my life.

            [–]TheeOtherside 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Dry your eyes on some Treasure II and III.

            [–]daldaren 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I mean.. it could be worse. You could still be waiting for the Immortal II chest to unlock.

            [–]Meowjin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            beta

            [–]foeffa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            ... what

            [–]jeozerkz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            lmao is this for realz

            [–]THIS MONKEY FLAIR IS SHITrDotA2_MODS_ARE_SJWs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Tell her she can suck dis dick

            [–]jaehoony 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            There is no way this is real lmao

            [–]heisenber6 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            good post with funny answers, gotta love reddit

            [–]ValveIsaScam 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            get cucked LULL

            [–]Forest walks are dangeroussasmariozeld 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

            who needs pussy when u got karma?

            [–]orangejuice1234 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            r/relationships

            [–]Abutalabashuneba!Crapcicle6190 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Never have I been so confused at a post before

            [–]TheExdeath 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I witnessed a game(mmorpg) relationship turning into a real one after my friend gave her some solid items,so i am not sure if this is fake or not

            [–]Lecia_Dota 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            If you buy it on Lootmarket.com you can trade it instantly.

            [–]dafuqscantier 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Fuck, this post and the whole thread is hilarious

            [–]Haha atlast Navi flair!Navi 4EVA!!!GokuSS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            We have a new meme guys,this one looks promising.

            [–]reddit sucks dickAdolfHarden 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            dont date girls that game

            [–]toptieridiot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            R u mason , duuuude?!

            [–]ANELE الله أكبر ANELENineties 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            You should apply to the team Cucks4life

            [–]Eyervan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Red Flag.

            [–]bristleb[A]ck-san kawaii desu yoLiquorQuickly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            This is some highschool shit no doubt.

            [–]iBongz420 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            buying it on market instead of as a gift from the store.

            You don't deserve that girl.

            [–]Valkyrie43 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Valve: Destroyers of superficial relationships with security features.

            [–]Get your cursor off of meChnams 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

            TIL kissing a girl means you own her

            [–]Ketzacut 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Well that escalated quickly

            [–]Superfly- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            LootMarket

            [–]<3 Universet_thor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Next time just give the D and have her buy you arcana.

            #equality #feminism

            [–]Mid or InvokerxSAVEN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Then give her 2 CM arcana ez gaem

            [–]WHY I DONT HAVE FLAIRPyraptor 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

            The time penalty also affected the ex-boyfriend, so if there was not "can only gift after a week" the ex boyfriend would've gifted the arcana a week earlier and you've lost the girl anyways

            [–]driares1[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Not sure if he had one before or won in the cm thing.

            [–]spikernum1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            next gen twitch cam girl

            [–]NYX NYX NYXsansiro12 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            U were closed yo be Scamazed my friend

            [–]2SASSY4UChampagnepapidoto 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            ROFL GET REKT NOOB

            [–]Boys in Bluendzzz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            give me arcana i play with u and carry u and i have a dog

            [–]PenisCarrier 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            i dont know whether to cry or laugh. Wp, sir

            [–]Herioz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Tru luv story. I know that feel.

            [–]rlzdakota1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            fuck you valve trashcan hope u die

            [–]mixxxter 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Fuck that girl

            Keep CM arcana

            [–]driares1[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            I'll keep that shit for next time. I learned my lesson

            [–]buy blink not dagon dammitElleanor_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            wait, do you think she should have stayed with you just because of a battlepass? And do you think she came back for her ex because of an arcana? I'm disappointed, son.

            Anyway, the "gift after a week" thing really sucks. Volvo come on.

            [–]Uth-gnar [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Best shit post? Or worst real post?

            [–]Banisher_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Hello bb, it's me your friend girl. Give arcana plzzz, I luv u most of allz. <3

            [–]0 Cast Time ErectionCreatura [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Stop chalking yourself over one girl you met who happens to play dota. One kiss isn't a love history

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