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Asking the Real Questions HereCROOKED HILLARY (i.sli.mg)

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[–]arcxa 53ポイント54ポイント  (4子コメント)

KIRBY

AIRHORN

[–]Shippoyasha 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

King Dedede disapproves.

[–]StuckOnTheWallAgainPA 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'LL KICK DAT KIRBEH TO DA CURB

[–]Mariofan3MI 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meta knight approves

[–]Lectitio_DivinitatusNC 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

I head Bill prefers the vacuum cleaner because it literally sucks.

[–]drunkrustbestrustUSAF 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who cares? They both suck.

[–]ryancamden 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not as well as Monica

[–]littledabwilldoya 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just think----IF Hillary gets elected she will be working at the same desk Monica worked under!

[–]SeriousBlakMAGA 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

One of these makes a lot of noise and sucks... The other is a vacuum.

[–]Flycatcher_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hillary hasn't sucked since a 'Ms. Lewinsky' entered the White House doors.

[–]FricasseeingRabbitNY 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

I sold those things door to door for two years. They're amazing.

That's the old Kirb D80 two speed. thing is a tank and sucks like none other but it weighs as much as a battleship and the filtration bag is basically made of mesh. You'll just fill the air with all the shit you bring out of the carpet.

[–]PppsssuuuPA 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

You'll just fill the air with all the shit

Are you referring to the Kirby or Hillary?

[–]ShockTroop4Trump 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

sucks shit out of rugs, not sweep shit under rugs

[–]Chicken_HeartARMY 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

AIRHORN

[–]Trumps_guacadviserTN 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Two things that men would rather not touch.

[–]devirecui 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Get em outta here

[–]DeportBotUSA 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

You have to go back!

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[–]RedwSmoke 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're both dusty on the inside.

[–]dont_be_low_energyUSA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

tfw you're less believable than a talking vacuum

[–]dxidaniel 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

So Kirby the video game character was named after a vacuum? Makes sense.

[–]staytaytayCAN 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or maybe that is actually a picture of kirby with a vacuum hat on

[–]sweetjd1419 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe it's Kirby from the Brave Little Toaster. An all time great movie, but god damn it still scares me to this day.

[–]ChickenOverlord 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually he was named after Nintendo's lawyer who defended them when Universal sued them over Donkey Kong/King Kong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kirby_(attorney)

[–]SalSevenSixAUS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

kek kek kek

[–]Employee300109 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

On a real note, I heard those vaccuums are the shit.

[–]hilaryispoison 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

$3,500 vacuum vs 10,000 jacket

[–]StJimmy92OH 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stickies aren't text-post only again?

[–]lovetomusicTX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Follow-up question: Who is more full of hot air?

[–]MaximoffZeroOH 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

One is a vacuum. The other lives in a vacuum.

[–]cnot3IL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, that's a $12,000 vacuum bag!

[–]mark10181 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's 1.17695% of the Brave Little Toaster.

[–]Clintoon4jail 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dr evil wore it better

[–]bigbuddysamWI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

she is a bag

[–]boggle247MI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

High Fiber Shitpost

[–]Castallion -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Both a couple of wind bags

[–]A_God_Known_As_Gr33nNJ -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Say what you want about Kirby, but at least he doesn't have an illegal private email server.

[–]PackRat20 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kirby is better in all categories... At least it sucks up shit instead of just constantly spewing it iut

[–]crazboy84TX -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Monica, i mean the vacuum. Sorry they have very similar skillsets.

[–]lcplUSMC -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's what is on the inside that counts, so Kirby deffinetly wins

[–]Ulahman -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

So much suckage in one glorious shitpost!

[–]YesImAnAddict 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

WHO SUCKS MORE?

[–]major_tom38 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do we want a criminal lawyer to be president or a criminal lawyer.

[–]trentthecaptainOH -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fitting, they're both filled with filth.

[–]vodkagrey -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is an insult to Kirby.

[–]Procka -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The one on the right.

[–]secreted_uranusGRC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The one on the left blows, the one on the right sucks.

[–]zettapedeCA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least the vacuum sucks

[–]TheDeadBeatLebowski 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

a bag is a bag is a bag

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[–]0fficerNastyND[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly, these mean so much more to me than gilding! Thanks!

[–]Sample_NameUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They both suck air and make noise, but at least the vacuum is actually useful.

[–]Miss_Sangwitch 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My vacuum has served me reliably for 12 years. Don't you dare compare it to Hillary.

[–]Walrus675PA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can only think of the Brave Little Toaster when I see a Kirby.

[–]realmeishatate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who wore it better, Hillary or a Zebra?

[–]bcrew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

why is this stickied? this sub is getting flooded with shitty shitposts. we need to make this sub great again with QUALITY shitposts.