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[–]OmLiLiAlpha of the Sigma Males 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

To be honest I am doing pretty bad,

My wife cheated on me with Chad,

When "I do" came out of my mouth,

I lost my kids and my house,

Now all because of my poor decision,

I will be cucked by a black man in prison,

I hope you ladies in TPB know the protocol. Make this post a safe place for this Alpha Male™. Immediately remove your panties. Remember differing opinions and loud noises will scare him, so please take note of his stoic feelings.

[–]muxler 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thats what you get for saying "I do". Do you not realize that "I do" is the short hand form for these statements?

I Do want to lose custody of my kids

I Do want to lose my house.

I Do want to be divorced raped.

Anyways, just lift moar and you will be a trruuuuuu Alpha make and those nasty feeeeeemales will jump on you.

[–]RACK_MAN_ENOUGH 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha you blue pillers are dumb and stupid...look at me with my 'satire' and total opposition to red pill theory!!! If you weren't so beta, you could jackhammer post-wall stacies within eighteen seconds of meeting and cum in her vagina!!! We are men!!! ALPHA!!! UGHHHHHHHH!!! FEEL THE TESTOSTERONE RUNNING THROUGH US RED PILL ALPHAS!!! ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]CaneInvidiaeWhite Knight of the Holy Fempire -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bad satire or bad trolling? You decide.