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[–]OmLiLiAlpha of the Sigma Males 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

To be honest I am doing pretty bad,

My wife cheated on me with Chad,

When "I do" came out of my mouth,

I lost my kids and my house,

Now all because of my poor decision,

I will be cucked by a black man in prison,

I hope you ladies in TPB know the protocol. Make this post a safe place for this Alpha Male™. Immediately remove your panties. Remember differing opinions and loud noises will scare him, so please take note of his stoic feelings.

[–]muxler 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats what you get for saying "I do". Do you not realize that "I do" is the short hand form for these statements?

I Do want to lose custody of my kids

I Do want to lose my house.

I Do want to be divorced raped.

Anyways, just lift moar and you will be a trruuuuuu Alpha make and those nasty feeeeeemales will jump on you.

[–]CaneInvidiaeWhite Knight of the Holy Fempire -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bad satire or bad trolling? You decide.