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I wrote a poem. (self.The_Donald)

BuffaloMelon が 投稿

no one thought he could succeed

they thought his heart was full of greed

to their surprise he moved ahead

and slyly he remarked and said

"all of you who doubt me still

are nothing but a worthless shill"

"we'll build a wall of brick and stone

Islamists will be overthrown"

shocked at first the people cried

"when will this speech of hate subside?"

stronger, stronger this man grew

there was nothing Hilary could do

"cucks and shills die in his wake!"

"this train he's built, it has no brakes!"

he ripped apart the Hillary

like literal artillery

The White House soon became his home

Obama had been overthrown

he killed those commies. killed them dead

and to the people, turned and said:

"Here I am in all my glory"

"I am the Trump, now kneel before me"

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[–]samop95 74ポイント75ポイント  (12子コメント)

Sounds even better when read by this guy

[–]BuffaloMelon[S] 64ポイント65ポイント  (7子コメント)

Enjoy: https://soundcloud.com/joey-schweitzer-295720325/the-legend-of-the-god-emperor

[–]BasedCollegeGuyCA 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Holy fuck, It's like I died and went to Heaven.

[–]TaepodongToiletNukerMD 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Currently kneeling....what do I do now, wait in this pose until November?

[–]Mr_ThundernutsUK 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Convert into Slav Squat

[–]sweetcaviarTX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are allowed and required to break pose for the general election vote.

[–]kochi1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

can someone make a video out of that

[–]SmilingBuddha22 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why couldn't this be longer?

[–]pusanganiCAN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, that's the coolest thing I've heard today!

[–]i12eatu7 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

you're damn right it did

[–]Chiral_7CA 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Majestic.

[–]shaheen81CA 33ポイント34ポイント  (5子コメント)

There once was a boy from Ramallah,

One day on the ground he found a dollah,

He bought a pipe bomb, and blew himself up,

And now 72 virgins answer his callah.

[–]Saturn120PA 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

Then the libtard came 'round and said,

"Ain't here wrong with his head,"

Then went home ahead, wished he was dead,

And watched his wife fuck in his bed.

[–]shaheen81CA 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

As a Democrat voter none's all too keen,

with Hillary Clinton I could be seen,

killing American infidels like a fiend,

Hello my name is Omar Mateen.

[–]Saturn120PA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice rhyme Shaheen.

[–]NerdyNine 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Walk into a nightclub late at night

Shoot up the gay's dancing in the lights.

Laugh and scream Allahu Ackbar

Oh shit, I hear police cars.

Run away to a hole

Officer shot, and took my soul.

[–]Skippyilove 56ポイント57ポイント  (10子コメント)

Donald is a golden haired daddy

and when he golfs he's got a caddy

Ivanka's hot you must admit

you'll see her and say Holy shit.

My mom came into my room to

bring me a plate of chicken nuggets

and I literally screamed at her and

hit the plate of chicken nuggets out

of her hand. She started yelling and

swearing at me and I slammed the

door on her. I’m so distressed right

now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t

mean to do that to my mom but I’m

literally in shock from the results tonight.

I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the

fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be

happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown.

I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt.

I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to

be president and fix this broken country.

I cannot fucking deal with this right now.

It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought

he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.

[–]aKegofAleNAVY 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

GODDAMNIT NOT THE TENDIES AGAIN

[–]ReddRallo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This Centipede is a hunter

[–]liquid_hot_MAGANV 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

...oh shit.

[–]CEO_OF_WEWLAD_INCWA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful

[–]Supermario_64 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I usually see these coming from a mile away you got me centipede you got me.

[–]cripplingSeannFL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

God dammit I got chicken rolled again!

[–]ATryHardTacoWA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I rarely fall for these but you got me fucking good here

[–]BUILD_WALL_BAN_ISLAMUSA 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

roses are red

violets are blue

Trump is god

vote Trump

[–]boomdeyahCAN 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't make poems

MAGA

[–]Kids_Eat_FreeMAGA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[–]quaint_feefGA 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Build the wall

Make it tall

We'll never see our borders fall

And when the liberals are appalled

We'll build it ten feet higher

Illegals, back across, they're sent

They're presence no more makes a dent

And if the left does not repent

The Don cries out "You're fired"

[–]TheWallGrowsTaller 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The wall is growing faster than Hillary's nose!

Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! High Energy

Total height: 207210ft.

We are 66.482% of the distance to the start of the Thermosphere (311680ft)! 104470ft remaining.
Once reached, it'll officially be renamed to Trumposphere

Bot by /u/KinOfMany - TAKING SUGGESTIONS

[–]zopfenUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Impressive meter!

[–]vacuuUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only thing the admins accomplished by banning stickies with links is a lot of OC.

[–]Temp0sUSA 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Good poem. Does the author give permission for us to make videos of us reading it to "God Bless the USA"?

[–]BuffaloMelon[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

You have my full permission.

[–]SigmaBMUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn that moment of you reading it in the chill general was memorable.

[–]TrumpCardStrategyCT 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

T

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U

M

P O E M

[–]MrSeverityCA 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looked at this for a while and still can't find Hillary and Byrd kissing with Byrd off to the site in his KKK garb. A little help, fellow centipedes?

[–]HILLARYPROLAPSEDANUSMAGA 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

commies are red

their balls are blue

clinton for prison

the end

[–]candid_canidAZ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Commies are red

Their balls are blue

Clinton for prison

Old Barry too.

FTFY

[–]Natepalm0KS 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

HIGH ENERGY

[–]--centipede--OR 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Donald_Gold for you!

[–]dont_be_low_energyUSA 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I believe I can fly

I believe I can launch this guy

It's unislamic to be bright and gay

Strap a vest and fly away

[–]TC7200 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, i've been singing this for the past hour.

[–]SmilingBuddha22 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish I could give you gold!

[–]EMPEROR_TRUMP_2016VA 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, this is as good a place as any to post this rendition of the primary before Cruz dropped out.

And who are you, El Rato said,

That I should cower so?

Only a man with a few more votes,

That's all the truth I know.

In a poll that's up or a poll that's down,

A rat still has his tricks.

And mine are lies and smears my Don,

My dirty politics.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

That shill from Ca~na~da,

But now the cucks weep o'er his run,

With no one there to hear.

Yes now the cucks weep o'er his run,

And not a soul to hear.

[–]MyalkoTX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Rains of Canada-mere

[–]EternalCringeWI 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

he killed those commies. killed them dead

and to the people, turned and said:

"Here I am in all my glory"

"I am the Trump, now kneel before me"

brought a tear to my eye

[–]MAGA_trumpCA -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Has a beowulf kind of ring to it.

[–]secreted_uranusGRC 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of tendies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

[–]milhouseisa_meme 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here's my fav

[–]independentbystanderMAGA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great writing and Nimble Navigation!

MAGA!!!

[–]MACH_100_TRUMP_TRAIN 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Where the FUCK are the tendies?!

[–]NotmydirtyaltAUS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There once was an autist named 'irllary.

Whose piss jugs were brimed with wee

He cried with a reeeeee

I have enough GBP

Now give me my fucking tendies mommy.

Hope this works.

[–]AngrySlop 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

People shouted “He is a racist” Even though their claims were baseless.

With heavy hearts, he moved ahead, and to first place he quickly sped.

He spoke with a voice like thunder And P.C culture was torn asunder.

No matter what they threw at the man, they couldn't stop his master plan.

They spread lies that he was a chump, but they couldn't stump Donald Trump.

[–]SmilingBuddha22 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every word of his, they said was a bump, but you cannot stump the Trump.

[–]burrowedbanelingCA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Knees weak, chicken tendies 9n mah arms ahredy

[–]Krombopulos_ColtFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have the best poems, don't we folks?

[–]agentcallistoUT 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

like literal artillery

LMAO

[–]SikZone 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lil

[–]Nickbau5IN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read this like a military running chant.

[–]HillarysHotSauceNY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well done, centipede!

[–]pauladeenbutrqueen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful

[–]MaximoffZeroOH 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would applaud, but this is a poem, so...finger snap?

[–]ReddRallo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There once was a man with a beard

His robes were awfully weird

"ALLAH AKBAR"

A bomb in his car!

His ID, the media smeared

[–]Call-of-Doody 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Once upon a campaign dreary

the cucks assembled squat and teary.

For upon the leftist gourney

lay the ruin of their old bernie.

So they came to question reason.

All their witt and fapples treason

could not stump the beloved trump.

Could not stump! Could not stump.

Upon who's marbled shoulders broadest

lay the future of an Eagle baldest.

[–]Donminator 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful!

[–]Tucos_cousin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

deport

[–]ieatyou1UK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE HAVE THE BEST POEMS DON'T WE FOLKS?

[–]SigmaBMUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

High Energy Discord

[–]mister_hootNV 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes.

[–]BIG_FKN_HAMMERUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

gg

[–]MAGA_FAM_FAMARMY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

we have the best poetry folks

[–]linuxtinkererUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be stumping you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be stumping you

https://sli.mg/iw3xhU

[–]TheStankyBastardMI 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

KISS THE RING YOU CUCKS!

[–]Temp0sUSA -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I turned on Fox News on a Sunday

To My Surprise I heard Ted Bundy

No wait that was Ted Cruz

A.k.a the Zodiac Killer

[–]candid_canidAZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rhyme fell apart at the end but yeah good job.

[–]CosmicCoincidenceMI -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

🛐

[–]wfxxgrf -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't give a shit. When you're dead, you're dead!

[–]JedYorksCA -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

MAGA hats waving. signaling ambulances toward terrorist attack survivors.

hope sprouts from a man who lives paycheck to paycheck

NWO zombies move violently toward trump rallies.

New forms are beginning to take shape.

Once occupied factories are activating.

People are waking up!

The movement is alive and well.

They are building a new world.

Do not sit idly by.

Do not remain neutral.

Do not rely on MSM broadcasts alone.

We are only as strong as our vote.

There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.

Resistance is victory.

Defeat is impossible.

Your weapons are already in hand.

Reach within you and find the means by which to gain your freedom.

Fight with tools.

Your fate, and that of everyone you know Depends on it.

[–]SuperSMTRI -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Donald will win

He's the best there ever was

It's snowing on Mount Fuji

[–]Mr_Marius -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Inspired me to do something similar :D

[–]MusclesNAlcohol -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone else feel like John Henry?