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INTRODUCING THE RPDRDRAMA GRAND SLAM OF SHAME EXTRAORDINAIRE OF 2016 CONTEST (self.RPDRDRAMA)

gbinasia が 投稿 - announcement

Because we want to give back to our faggoty community like Max did to the church basement community (and because you little shits were too lazy to take up /u/justmikeyo's last contest), we are introducing the All-Stars of Contests: the RPDRDRAMA GRAND SLAM OF SHAME EXTRAORDINAIRE OF 2016!

The goal is simple: reward the most consistent drama queen on any of the subs related to RuPaul's Drag Race!

We have entered 128 of the finest users of Reddit in this exciting battle of the titanium dildos to find America's Next Dragged Superstar and you, my friends, will have a say in the matter.

WHAT IS IT:

Everyday or so, we will introduce two or three competing pairs of awful users into our daily stickied post. The winner of the duel will advance to the next stage, until only one Heather stands.

The duel is one of quotes, posts, whatever was posted on Reddit. Find funny shit, vintage drama, whatever.

RULES:

You can only quote one participant in the thread.

Each participant can only be quoted twice total in the thread. FIRST COME FIRST SERVED.

The participant with the quote that got the most upvotes compared to his opponent will win and move to the next round.

Quotes used in one round may not be used in another round.

The participant quoted must be /u/'d

Only quote comments are allowed as top-level comments; please reply to the quotes.

The quotes must have been posted in /r/rupaulsdragrace or any of the directly related satellite subs except /r/rpdrcirclejerk.

Stay clear of obvious trolling quotes and do not post quotes with links to personal photos or social media information except if the goal was obvious self-promotion. Ex: 'My name is Gab, here's my pic' for a thread about redditors introducing themselves to each other is not OK, 'OMG I just met Katya' but the photo is 90% the user and three hairs from Katya's wigs is OK.

You can't quote yourself.

Include the permalink.

Keep it fun.

WHERE:

You can see the current state of the tournament here: http://challonge.com/rpdrdrama2016

Challengers with the ranks 1-16 are seeded so they don't meet too early. The rest are shuffled.

PRIZES:

WE WILL GIVE GOLD TO AMERICA'S NEXT DRAGGED SUPERSTAR. We're such generous souls.

NOW CLICK ON THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE TO GET STARTED

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[–]yall are messserialflamingo[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (1子コメント)

Protip: if you're struggling to come up with a quote for some of the nobodies in this tournament, just sort by controversial in their profile

[–]Salchicha 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can we just skip to the end which will be Paleho and Hattie?

[–]I'm the bitch standing in formation!hershakiss 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

very season 8 with Bob and Kim lol

[–]vv-poptalks 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a shame Miles disappeared...

[–]blubegnaro 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

y'all bitches finding any excuse to discuss drama and i'm living. also just noticed i'm in the rankings, misspelled. easy way to remember my username is that it's orange bulb spelled backwards

[–][deleted] 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nobody wants to remember your username

[–]lesyag 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

En Garde, bitch.

[–]blubegnaro 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

guess i'm gonna have to step my bussy up to go up against such a messy bitch

[–]gbinasia[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

corrected

[–]nikkysan 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

OfficialPhiPhiO'Hara got snubbed of a spot.

[–]LHarkins 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

I am probably going to lose in round 3 to hattie smh.

[–]tedsmitts 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh I see how it is you just count me right out from the beginning jesus you bitch I should slap you in the goddamn face

[–]LHarkins 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think we've met, who are you?

[–]yall are messserialflamingo 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

In round four I'm likely to be up against xtina. That's some stiff competition. Hat's probably going to win tbh

[–]goodgodgetagripgurl 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Lol I only get messy when Max is brought up. I'm out 2nd round, tops.

[–]dOrPanthera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm with you, Max (and Bob) make me messy. Like spilling food off my high chair messy.

[–]yall are messserialflamingo 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are we voting based on how awful the quotes are or what?

[–]V3spy 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I want to believe somebody will beat paleho because that bitch doesn't deserve to win any contest ... but I don't think anybody can

[–]AJLighty 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I could be wrong but it looks like /u/sceptres is on there twice.

[–]gbinasia[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

oops, i'll find someone to replace him.

[–]mandonov 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I noticed that too. Once with a lower-case 's' and again with an upper-case.

[–]thibaux 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Also, what's gingerminj's self proclaimed drag daughters /u/? Is she in there?

(Or are we trying not to trigger her?)

[–]gbinasia[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I try not to pick on the mentally ill

[–]thibaux 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

So why am I in this competition?

[–]valiyum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it's something like /u/beaditqueen but not! She's way messier on Twitter and YouTube than she is here though

[–]I'm the bitch standing in formation!hershakiss 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Great im in this bracket...here is a challenge find something that I said that isn't about race

[–]yall are messserialflamingo 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I already know which quote I'm using for you and it's not about race

[–]I'm the bitch standing in formation!hershakiss 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

it can't be the Kennedy one either I was already dragged

[–]yall are messserialflamingo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We'll just have to see 😇

[–]blubegnaro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i love talking about race

[–]saintrorem 1ポイント2ポイント  (11子コメント)

I resent being misspelled on all of these posts. /u/SAINTrorem hunty.  

edit: thank yew for fixing it, and I hope to valiantly lose to /u/paleho in a few rounds.

[–]08toLA 0ポイント1ポイント  (10子コメント)

How did hem spell it?

[–]saintrorem 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

/u/santrorem? IIRC. either way-- I'm not quoted nor worthy of drama ;)

[–]08toLA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah ok. Lol yeah bitch you're not only not winning, you're technically not even competing.... lemme see if I can do something about that scrolls through history looking for mess

[–]08toLA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh, I scolled a little but you don't really write cringey stuff. I could probably find something where you dragged someone for shitposting but that wouldn't win. The only thing I find cringey is when you gush over certain queens that I'm not really into... but I do that too, so I'm not gonna set myself up for a clap back :P

[–]yall are messserialflamingo 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

I quoted you, but I wasn't allowed to submit any more comments after the paleho one:/

[–]saintrorem 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah the "contest" is weird. I think they're gonna have a lot of users who edit: won't get any votes at all... unless they get all the mods to post on each thread. Plus I'm in the paleho bracket, so... but I know I could make it past round one!

[–]yall are messserialflamingo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm hoping to at least beat all the other mods.

[–]08toLA 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

What'd you quote, bitch? I'll do it lol.

[–]yall are messserialflamingo 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

A helpful tip for this is to go into the people's post history and sort by controversial. I found some comment about the PC police or something like that and linked that

[–]08toLA 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol ok thanks gurr, that's actually clever. I didn't think that post was contest worthy though, it was just an opinion rant. I'm looking for something completely asinine and/or cringey here!

[–]yall are messserialflamingo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, it's difficult finding one quote to sum a person up, it's why I think paleho will win, his style works for the format

[–]lesyag 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is there a cut- off date for quotes? Do quotes written after the contest began count?

[–]gbinasia[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not sure about it, probably not. Honor system and all that.

[–]VioletChutzkee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The participant quoted must be /u/'d

You're all a bunch of instigating bitches lmao

[–]myhatrules 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who the fuck is Heather thibaux?

[–]thibaux 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just came by to say that.

Like, give a bitch a chance

[–]JacobMitonOfficial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I shouldn't have deleted every slightly downvoted thing I post, shit

[–]Lita-Revolution 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Go home...

Go home.

I got this.

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[–]only posts when poopingWista 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Where is thisdecadesucks/heyheather?!

[–]gbinasia[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

heyheather is there lol

[–]only posts when poopingWista 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm stupid and I'm sorry.

[–]good god get a grip glasses girldramabubble 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Half of this is 👌🏿.

[–]dOrPanthera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm so excited, I'm versus Heather.

[–]matildamantis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have no underscore in my name btw.

[–]cindyloupeoples 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

lmao who's PinkButtHoleLicker?? I need to size up my competition

[–]mrcolon96 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who tf is /u/cucumontrese

[–]gemininature 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I seriously doubt I'll be able to beat BiancaDelTacoTrio69. For shame.

[–]_helloitsme_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmmm interesting...

[–]FieryFacias 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just wanna know who had the NERVES to nominate my power bottom ass? But werk tbh, I had no idea this sub existed.

[–]preposey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope I win!