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Make /r/reddevils angry in one sentence (self.reddevils)

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[–]joelski11Rooney 89ポイント90ポイント  (16子コメント)

Nani deserved his red card

[–]silkie_blondoKing Dave 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

My friends know not to bring this up to me because I get irrationally mad.

[–]Zvcx 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

nothing irrational about it.

[–]joelski11Rooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still see it when I close me eyes.

[–]solskjaer92 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too soon.

[–]OrckillaMata! 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you

[–]patthetree 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well played

[–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

know the point of the thread.

still cannot up vote. sorry!

[–]Machidaaa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

kys

[–]thebretandbutterBasti 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is really the only one that would make me actually angry

[–]rbp25 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cüneyt Çakır for President!

[–]OrckillaMata! -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To jump off of this.

We were never going to win.

[–]CuriousBot42 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

He really did. I've had this argument several times on /r/reddevils, and on one occasion I was told xabi head-butted Nani's foot.

[–]clg93 65ポイント66ポイント  (6子コメント)

Martial will join Real one day

[–]neshyneshKagawa 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate you. Good job.

[–]sireiteddyPAUL SCHOLES, HE SCORES GOALS! 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Downvoted

Remembered the point of this thread

...Upvoted

[–]t_s_94 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Winner

[–]OrckillaMata! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oooph.

[–]arvindedditOnto 21. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You win this thread

[–]ThadderfulRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or barca when messi retires, if not before depending on if he moves back in the pitch

[–]JonnyWicked 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

De Gea with us only because of money

[–]MrD3athGiggsy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I couldn't care less tbh. There is no other reason to stay with us.

[–]swaggy97Martial 50ポイント51ポイント  (4子コメント)

Manchester City are becoming a bigger club

[–]AngryUncleTonyShaw 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking it. Reading through these this is the one that really stabbed. Congratulations asshole.

[–]ChegismDe Gea 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Change "a" to "the" and it stings more.

[–]TelcarSolskjær 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

this scares me more than it angers me

[–]muu411 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You almost just made me smash my laptop on the ground

[–]silkie_blondoKing Dave 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

TFM won't play under Jose and will not make a significant number of appearances for United.

[–]daniam1Shaw 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

I bet none of you even play football

[–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn now I'm angry. I played last night!

[–]daniam1Shaw 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

FIFA doesnt count mate

[–]GroteBergMan98Memphis 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am getting so triggered

[–]JonnyWicked 9ポイント10ポイント  (9子コメント)

Ronaldo forgot us and have never looked back

[–]quimbies_in_camo_PJs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also, if he wasn't before Ronaldo's a proper cunt now

[–]OrckillaMata! 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

The glazers got us to the top of club football.

[–]R_willy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We were at the top before they bought us and we will remain there after they sell us.

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

Memphis won't amount to anything at United.

[–]FeezbullGiggs 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

He said angry. Not what half the guys here think lately.

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Have you seen the unpopular opinions thread? One guy said Memphis won't amount to anything and everyone said he needs more time.

[–]FeezbullGiggs 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just seems more people are writing him off now than before or that it's split more so than before at least.

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah that's true, definitely more people are willing to get rid of him but the majority (from what I've seen) still wants Memphis to stay.

[–]SSNSanchez 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Di Maria isn't a snake

[–]OldTrafford25Martial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're right, he's some sort of goblin.

[–]Livettletlive 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Luis van Gaal did nothing wrong.

[–]SSNSanchez 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

Gerrard>Scholes

[–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Rafael fouled Vardy

[–]LiamRS24 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rio Ferdinand passes a blood test a day late and is banned for 8 months.

Still riles me to this day that the FA got away with what they did to make an example out of him/United.

My second would be:

Luis Suarez maintains that his use of the word “negro” in his row with Patrice Evra in 2011 was misunderstood by non-Spanish speakers

[–]kusendahlIbrahimovic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra official in 48h.

[–]SonnyisKing 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wayne Rooney is past it and needs to be moved on.

[–]hilariousninja 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney is still shit, he just gets praised because he's English, has a decent work rate, and pings the ball out wide on occasion like he's Scholes

[–]jagajaazzistCantona 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

"I think we've played a very good side (Manchester City) and it's the sort of standard and level we need to try and aspire to get ourselves to at this moment in time. "

[–]sireiteddyPAUL SCHOLES, HE SCORES GOALS! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck it was as subtle as a broomstick being shoved down my windpipe

[–]sgtscary 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

I like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, so that makes us sister teams...right?

[–]AngryUncleTonyShaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really pumped for the Wayne Rooney-Jameis Winston crossover commercial where they fight the aliens.

[–]YoungJumpWazza 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Underrated one, might be the real winner here

[–]OrckillaMata! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Liverpool is a much more historically relevant club to English football

[–]patthetree 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alex Ferguson was nothing special

I hate myself for typing this

[–]the_trainmanRobson 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Blue is a better colour...

[–]BHButcherThe Ginger Prince 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree but I can't think of one other club that has a nice blue coloured jersey. The nicest blue jersey I've ever seen was ours in 2008

[–]915redThat boy Ronaldo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ander herrrra is shite.

[–]OrckillaMata! 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cantona wasn't that good

[–]OrckillaMata! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kompany is the best defender Manchester has ever seen

[–]eric07thekingCarrick 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Louis Van Gaal is a classier manager than Mourinho.

[–]georgie_best 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

i think thats true. we didnt get mourinho because we wanted a nice guy though. we want our ruthlessness back. so class can take a seat on the bench for a bit as far as i'm concerned..

[–]iamadudesSchneiderlin 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Rooney is finished.

[–]georgie_best -3ポイント-2ポイント  (4子コメント)

as of when? the day after he controlled the russia game?

[–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yep, made you angry.

[–]georgie_best 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

im not denying that

[–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

There it is, come on, feed the anger

[–]georgie_best 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

found emperor palpatine.

or are you al pacino from devils advocate?

[–]Joebro7592 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Liverpool is a better club

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

This doesn't make me angry since I know it's a lie.

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    [–]georgie_best 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

    theres no truth to that so theres no anger. it just makes me raise my eyebrows.

    [–]mexicanpetalMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What'd he say??

    [–]georgie_best 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    fergie was average

    [–]mexicanpetalMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Oh, well that's preposterous.

    [–]georgie_best 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    preposterous but not so much angering right?

    [–]cptshiba -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Chelsea are a much bigger club than ManU

    [–]GradSchoolNerdMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We are signing Sneijder!

    [–]Sensur10Nani 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Steven Gerrard

    [–]JonnyWicked 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rafael lacked passion of a true devil

    [–]Z3NiThStArJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We shouldn't sack both Moyes and LVG

    [–]GrayOctopusBasti 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think Terry is alright

    [–]GummibearFiend 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Tevez and Di Maria don't deserve all the hate

    [–]abhijithmandyaThe Upturned Collar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rashford is a one season wonder and he'll go the Macheda way.

    [–]bballpro15 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Manchester is blue

    [–]SurilliarManchester United 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    LVG was right when he said our expectations were too high.

    [–]Varangian-guardSchneiderlin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Paul Scholes is the most overrated player ever.

    [–]moodyswinger -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We should be more like LFC as a club and fan base!

    [–]HuzaifaElahiTony Henry 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The Sun says we're gettin Gerrard on a cheeky loan lads, cocks out!

    [–]pradeepkanchan 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Anderson and Cleverly would have been the next best/great midfield partnership!

    [–]Shaggydog__One Darren Fletcher. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fucking Kevin Nolan ruined everything.

    [–]MisterAlexLRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Mata should start on the right.

    [–]PrisonBig 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Moyes deserved more time as did LvG.

    [–]mexicanpetalMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Doesn't make me angry, I agree. Also been a little disappointed we never gave him more time.

    [–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Martial still isn't worth the money.

    [–]OrckillaMata! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rooneys recent acting was pretty good

    [–]red_devilforeverMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lots of people on this sub just go along with general consensus on player bashing and opinions and don't know anything about how actual football is played or what it is like to be a big international club.

    [–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Moyes was unreasonably sacked

    [–]summerincassiopeiaSchweinsteiger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I like Belgians.

    [–]lankmastertayZlatan 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    LVG was the best coach the Reds ever had and they ruined his legacy and theirs

    [–]lankmastertayZlatan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So in this instance, getting downvoted means you're the 'best' post?

    [–]ashkjassal -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This sub is full of yanks and teens, what do they know about anything, unless you're from Manchester your opinion doesn't matter.

    [–]Teabagz092 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I would like to share my opinion.

    [–]p41Scholes -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    United are losing their identity

    [–]Shaggydog__One Darren Fletcher. -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Gerrard deserved to win the premier league.

    [–]p41Scholes 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    haha this just makes me laugh actually

    [–]Shaggydog__One Darren Fletcher. 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ha. I was the happiest person in the world when he slipped and also when I saw Suarez cry in that Norwich game.

    Edit:Palace game.

    [–]apparex1234Dave Saves -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He did deserve to win. But it's funny as fuck that he didn't.

    [–]Rajvirnagi -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Liverpools the better team

    [–]JhixDe Gea -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Any one of itshappening.gif / cocks out / Mike Smalling

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      [–]JhixDe Gea -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ban this cunt.

      [–]M4NUN1T3DRojo -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      DAB DAB DAB Next muller

      [–]tauhtauhsauceScholes -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Liverpools going to win the league

      [–]tallmotherfuckerShaw -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Mou will crash and burn, and Koeman will become our next manager

      [–]TyperSniperKeane -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Jose will have a meltdown for us like he did at Chelsea and won't see out his contract

      [–]Nik1103 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We must believe in the philosophy... it's a process

      [–]whitesatan -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fellaini is shit

      [–]jazavchar[🍰] -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I hate Manchester United.

      [–]brown_troutMata -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Sky Sports is reporting that MCFC will announce Sir Alex Ferguson as their new advisor in the next 48 hrs.

      [–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nah, that would never happen. Next please.

      [–]JonnyWicked -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Liverpool is still a better team than United