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Make /r/reddevils angry in one sentence (self.reddevils)

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[–]joelski11Rooney 42ポイント43ポイント  (5子コメント)

Nani deserved his red card

[–]silkie_blondoKing Dave 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

My friends know not to bring this up to me because I get irrationally mad.

[–]solskjaer92 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too soon.

[–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you

[–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To jump off of this.

We were never going to win.

[–]unitedfeverSchweinsteiger -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not too irrational, TBH. He did go up with his foot. It's dangerous and he did end up catching a player with that.

[–]swaggy97Martial 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

Manchester City are becoming a bigger club

[–]AngryUncleTonyShaw 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking it. Reading through these this is the one that really stabbed. Congratulations asshole.

[–]TelcarSolskjær 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

this scares me more than it angers me

[–]ChegismDe Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Change "a" to "the" and it stings more.

[–]muu411 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You almost just made me smash my laptop on the ground

[–]daniam1Shaw 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bet none of you even play football

[–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn now I'm angry. I played last night!

[–]GroteBergMan98Memphis 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am getting so triggered

[–]clg93 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

Martial will join Real one day

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

Memphis won't amount to anything at United.

[–]FeezbullGiggs 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

He said angry. Not what half the guys here think lately.

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Have you seen the unpopular opinions thread? One guy said Memphis won't amount to anything and everyone said he needs more time.

[–]FeezbullGiggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just seems more people are writing him off now than before or that it's split more so than before at least.

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah that's true, definitely more people are willing to get rid of him but the majority (from what I've seen) still wants Memphis to stay.

[–]silkie_blondoKing Dave 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

TFM won't play under Jose and will not make a significant number of appearances for United.

[–]JonnyWicked 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

De Gea with us only because of money

[–]hilariousninja 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney is still shit, he just gets praised because he's English, has a decent work rate, and pings the ball out wide on occasion like he's Scholes

[–]Livettletlive 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Luis van Gaal did nothing wrong.

[–]sgtscary 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, so that makes us sister teams...right?

[–]JonnyWicked 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ronaldo forgot us and have never looked back

[–]FizzypoptartsRooney -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sometimes i feel i'm the only United fan, even amongst my friends who never had a special spot for Ronaldo. I love messi way more than him and almost always have since he left

[–]JonnyWicked 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice try, but we all know you are just pretending

There are no United fans, that don't love Ron

[–]SonnyisKing 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wayne Rooney is past it and needs to be moved on.

[–]kusendahlIbrahimovic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra official in 48h.

[–]OrckillaMata! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cantona wasn't that good

[–]SSNSanchez 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Di Maria isn't a snake

[–]OrckillaMata! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The glazers got us to the top of club football.

[–]LiamRS24 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rio Ferdinand passes a blood test a day late and is banned for 8 months.

Still riles me to this day that the FA got away with what they did to make an example out of him/United.

My second would be:

Luis Suarez maintains that his use of the word “negro” in his row with Patrice Evra in 2011 was misunderstood by non-Spanish speakers

[–]iamadudesSchneiderlin 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Rooney is finished.

[–]georgie_best -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

as of when? the day after he controlled the russia game?

[–]915redThat boy Ronaldo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ander herrrra is shite.

[–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rafael fouled Vardy

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    [–]georgie_best 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    theres no truth to that so theres no anger. it just makes me raise my eyebrows.

    [–]MisterAlexLRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Mata should start on the right.

    [–]PrisonBig 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Moyes deserved more time as did LvG.

    [–]JhixDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Any one of itshappening.gif / cocks out / Mike Smalling

    [–]M4NUN1T3DRojo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    DAB DAB DAB Next muller

    [–]JonnyWicked 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Liverpool is still a better team than United

    [–]tauhtauhsauceScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Liverpools going to win the league

    [–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Martial still isn't worth the money.

    [–]jagajaazzistCantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "I think we've played a very good side (Manchester City) and it's the sort of standard and level we need to try and aspire to get ourselves to at this moment in time. "

    [–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rooneys recent acting was pretty good

    [–]red_devilforeverMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lots of people on this sub just go along with general consensus on player bashing and opinions and don't know anything about how actual football is played or what it is like to be a big international club.

    [–]the_trainmanRobson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Blue is a better colour...

    [–]tallmotherfuckerShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Mou will crash and burn, and Koeman will become our next manager

    [–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Jose will have a meltdown for us like he did at Chelsea and won't see out his contract

    [–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Moyes was unreasonably sacked

    [–]SSNSanchez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Gerrard>Scholes

    [–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Kompany is the best defender Manchester has ever seen

    [–]summerincassiopeiaSchweinsteiger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I like Belgians.

    [–]OrckillaMata! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Liverpool is a much more historically relevant club to English football

    [–]Joebro7592 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Liverpool is a better club

    [–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This doesn't make me angry since I know it's a lie.

    [–]p41Scholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    United are losing their identity

    [–]eric07thekingCarrick 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Louis Van Gaal is a classier manager than Mourinho.

    [–]georgie_best 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i think thats true. we didnt get mourinho because we wanted a nice guy though. we want our ruthlessness back. so class can take a seat on the bench for a bit as far as i'm concerned..

    [–]Shaggydog__One Darren Fletcher. 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Gerrard deserved to win the premier league.

    [–]p41Scholes 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    haha this just makes me laugh actually

    [–]Shaggydog__One Darren Fletcher. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ha. I was the happiest person in the world when he slipped and also when I saw Suarez cry in that Norwich game.

    Edit:Palace game.

    [–]apparex1234Dave Saves 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He did deserve to win. But it's funny as fuck that he didn't.

    [–]ashkjassal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This sub is full of yanks and teens, what do they know about anything, unless you're from Manchester your opinion doesn't matter.

    [–]Rajvirnagi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Liverpools the better team

    [–]HuzaifaElahiTony Henry 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The Sun says we're gettin Gerrard on a cheeky loan lads, cocks out!

    [–]pradeepkanchan 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Anderson and Cleverly would have been the next best/great midfield partnership!

    [–]Shaggydog__One Darren Fletcher. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fucking Kevin Nolan ruined everything.

    [–]brown_troutMata 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Sky Sports is reporting that MCFC will announce Sir Alex Ferguson as their new advisor in the next 48 hrs.

    [–]FromTheFieldOfJayShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nah, that would never happen. Next please.

    [–]lankmastertayZlatan -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    LVG was the best coach the Reds ever had and they ruined his legacy and theirs

    [–]lankmastertayZlatan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So in this instance, getting downvoted means you're the 'best' post?

    [–]Varangian-guardSchneiderlin -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Paul Scholes is the most overrated player ever.

    [–]mufcirclejerk -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Transfer rumours from sources which rank below tier 2 should not be posted to /new, they should be posted to the daily transfer rumour thread.

    [–]anterax 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Since this is the most downvoted reply, I think it's the winner lol

    [–]tallmotherfuckerShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm now conflicted, should I upvote or downvote to show my appreciation?

    [–]whitesatan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fellaini is shit

    [–]Teabagz092 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I would like to share my opinion.

    [–]ttjoelkerMemphis -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Marcos Rojo is the greatest left back to ever play for Unjted

    [–]mufcirclejerk 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    lol @ people downvoting you in a thread specifically designed to elicit this sort of response

    [–]Teabagz092 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He may be being downvoted by people who actually value rojo and don't appreciate the saracasm on a thread to elicit this kind of response.

    Edit: my head hurts

    [–]jazavchar[🍰] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I hate Manchester United.