Recently I was forced to go... outside (makes outward gesture to ward off Todd Howard). My parents told me to go out more so I went to Gamestop to buy more copies of Witcher 3, but there were NORMIES walking around the console section. I overheard one of them saying they were going to get Sellout 4 and I knew then I was going to have to put a stop to it so I spoke up.

"What the fuck are you doing?! Fallout 4 is a shit game get the witcher 3 instead.", I said.

"It just works."

NO. This couldn't be happening...

I stumbled back from Todd Howard in horror and tried to run, but it wasn't over. The normies swarmed me.

"The human eye cannot see past 30 fps."

"I enjoy playing on consoles, it's so easy!"

"Witcher 3 just wasn't for me."

"I'm excited for the new Call of Duty game!"

"Piracy harms the gaming industry."

I yelled at them, "You're all objectively wrong!" and ran, praying to Gaben and went back home to share my hatred of Todd Howard with my friends on No Mutants Allowed.