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[–]swalsh411Quality Contributor 1098ポイント1099ポイント  (68子コメント)

Are you certain it's not a septic tank?

[–]_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_---__[S] 1241ポイント1242ポイント  (51子コメント)

...

I am not a smart man.

[–]igegaoe 446ポイント447ポイント  (5子コメント)

God, this was a beautiful break from life. Thanks for be update and the honesty and for not deleting the thread completely. Hope it all works out okay.

[–]BullsLawDanQuality Contributor 148ポイント149ポイント  (25子コメント)

Just a question... How many total man hours do you think you have invested here?

[–]_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_---__[S] 336ポイント337ポイント  (24子コメント)

More than I should have digging out a septic tank

[–]KaBar42 139ポイント140ポイント  (18子コメント)

Brother, for your sake and for what it's worth, I willingly choose to believe you're a clever trickster who made this thread for that very response so you could brighten someone's day and you didn't actually just dig up a broken septic tank over the course of several years.

[–]EVOSexyBeast 30ポイント31ポイント  (17子コメント)

Haha, thanks for thinking I'm not that stupid. I suppose I was just in denial after all of that digging and that there was no way it wasn't something valuable.

[–]Im_Not_Really_Here_ 89ポイント90ポイント  (6子コメント)

Someone's alt is showing

[–]maplemario 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

Different writing style. Maybe a troll?

[–]Im_Not_Really_Here_ 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

I found /u/_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_---__'s other alt.

[–]Chatting_shit 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He needed that self pity wank after that kind of news, i don't blame him.

[–]HenryDeTamble 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Probably not. Look at OP's comment history. His only other comment out of this thread was in reply to EvoSexyBeast.

[–]maplemario 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why you only create a porn alt. Then you have a strict separation of responsibilities.

[–]Gawd_Awful 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Had to make sure to upvote himself.

[–]Ding_Dang_Dongers 20ポイント21ポイント  (9子コメント)

Forget to switch accounts?

[–]dexikiix 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

no just a pathetic troll... didnt get enough attention when they pretended their cousin was a victim of the Orlando shooting

[–]Gawd_Awful 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

OP even commented on a post from /u/EVOSexyBeast a few days ago. He most likely signs in and upvotes/comments his own posts.

[–]Tombre 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought the same, but look at OPs first comment, it's on a weird post submitted by evosexybeast

[–]dexikiix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I suppose they kind of go hand in hand.

[–]zealer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not having a great day.

[–]ham4radio 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Natural Gas is basically methane, so you may have discovered a source of Natural Gas!

[–]CrrntryGrntlrmrn 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not sure of costs but- depending on age it might be a win right now do replace your septic tank? I mean you're already... what, 33% done?

[–]CowOrker01 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pththth, you have to think bigger.

Replace septic tank, and also install the oil derrick now. Once septic waste turns into oil or methane, you've got your extraction infrastructure already in place!

[–]Sysiphuslove 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the journey, man. This is why the Buddhists say that Buddha just laughs, that's life, we've all been there at some point. ;)

[–]killerklaws 18ポイント19ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is literally the plot from one of my favorite Beavis and Butthead episodes. "it's oil! We struck oil butthead!" "oil smells like turds"

http://beavisandbutthead.wikia.com/wiki/Beaverly_Buttbillies

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    [–]rankinfile 40ポイント41ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Nice try. You already cut a deal with u/swalsh411

    Lawyers can smell oil thru Ethernet. They have an uncanny supernatural affinity for other things that are slick and slippery.

    [–]_pH_ 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ... and $45 stuffed in a barrel

    [–]JimMarch 37ポイント38ポイント  (5子コメント)

    It was a shitty situation but tanks for not flushing this thread or wiping it clean. It bowled us over and kept us on the edge of our seats when you didn't keep a lid on it as you plumbed the depths of the situation.

    [–]NuclearLunchDectcted 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Did you really have to make all the puns at once? I mean nobody else can really make a joke here since you've taken it all already. I'd say you're a professional fun-hater, but I'm not a septic.

    [–]LiteralMangina 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Right?! They took all the good puns! Any more and it'll just be another shitty pun thread

    [–]GummyKibble 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I imagine his wife sitting there drinking lemonade and watching him dig, making one awful joke at his expense after another.

    He should sewer.

    [–]-Hegemon- 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hahaha, this is great.

    Man, if you believed it, I'm sure you can find someone else to sell it to!

    [–]Artful_Dodger_42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well, give it a few million years and you will have oil. Think of it as a long-term investment.

    [–]BullsLawDanQuality Contributor 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

    over the course of several years

    This post is everything I wanted today to be.

    [–]oregon_guy 38ポイント39ポイント  (2子コメント)

    So you're saying he should wait a few more years before it turns to oil...?

    [–]UlyssesSKrunk 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Nah m8, that would turn into peet not oil. But then he should totes make us some scotch.

    [–]whiskeytaang0 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Am I detecting a slight hint of corn in this scotch? Which peat did you use?

    [–]PunkorTrendy 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wait is the pole he is talking about a vent that looks like a candy cane?

    [–]grasshoppa1Quality Contributor 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It almost certainly is, I'm sure. Or an old septic drain/filtration system.

    [–]bp_spets 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I wouldn't want to be drinking THAT milkshake!

    [–]eric987235 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's why they call it crude!

    [–]swalsh411Quality Contributor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You eat corn? I hate corn!

    [–]mugen_is_here 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What's a septic tank?

    [–]buildingbridges 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

    A tank underground where waste water goes if you don't have sewage lines in your area. It then leeches into a larger area via pipes with small holes in them to evenly distribute the water.

    TL;DR poop water

    [–]mugen_is_here 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shit hits the pipe should definitely be an expression.

    [–]pinglespingle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What he describes sounds more like a leech pit, but yeah.

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      [–]demystYinz 68ポイント69ポイント  (3子コメント)

      I'm no rock scientist, but I don't think that is how it works.

      [–]kitthekat 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

      What is it and how does it work?

      [–]l0calher0 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I know, but I'm not going to tell you...

      [–]kitthekat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Is it taxes? I really need to find out how those work

      [–]roseink 107ポイント108ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Move to Beverly.

      [–]ygduf 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Hills, that is.

      [–]kitthekat 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Sewage, black gold, Detroit Deuce.

      [–]nagese 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Damn, I was just singing too.

      [–]frisian2Quality Contributor 137ポイント138ポイント  (72子コメント)

      A broken oil/sceptic tank at 15 feet>An oil well at 15 feet.

      Honostly if you would only have to dig 15 feet to hit oil in a place then it is highly unlikely that it is a real oil well, if it would be then the oil companies would have found it by now.

      In 1946 the average depth of digging before hitting oil was 3.635 feet. By 2008 it was 5.964 feet.

      So how likely would it be that you really hit a new oil well (I would say unlikely)

      [–]McBonderson 257ポイント258ポイント  (21子コメント)

      ... oh your doing the European "." instead of "," thing for numbers. I was thinking there is no way it could be that shallow and that is an odly precise statistic .

      [–]LifeHasLeft 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's so ambiguous it shouldn't even be a thing

      [–]TWeaKoR 64ポイント65ポイント  (11子コメント)

      It's not even really a European thing, hardly anywhere uses that standard and nowhere in the scientific community does.

      [–]spanisharmada 48ポイント49ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I'm Spanish and I was taught to use that notation (e.g: 1.000.000,013) until I reached university and realised I was the only one in the world using it and it was confusing.

      [–]enotonom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Don't worry, we in Indonesia use it as well!

      [–]formServesSubstance -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Hey you are not alone. We have the same superior system. I think we should spread the sacred word of decimal comma to the rest of the world. We are big deal in international circles so I suspect the transition won't be a big issue. Together, with the great and influential country of Finland by your side this will be a cakewalk.

      [–]CypherWolf21 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Australian here. We were taught to use spaces to avoid the problem. I.e. 1 000 000 not 1,000,000 or 1.000.000

      [–]shumcal 44ポイント45ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Australian here. I've definitely used 1,000,000.00 all throughout school and university, and so have all the teachers.

      [–]moonbuggy 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Same here.

      Spaces? Must be Tasmanian or something. :)

      [–]gliph 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      There were about two and a half seconds after reading your post where I couldn't even remember what way I did it anymore.

      [–]cakeandbeer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Also Australian, taught both ways. In primary we learned it with spaces, but less consistent after that.

      [–]frisian2Quality Contributor 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

      It probably still has something to do with Napoleon (like driving on the right lane, using the metric system, etc. etc.) and them damn british fools not wanting to adapt. (But I'm not sure about that)

      [–]TWeaKoR 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      It's not a British thing, that's for sure.

      [–]guiscard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's Italian and Croatian.

      [–]toscerocles 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      European format with American units... Pick a side of the Atlantic!

      [–]western_red 133ポイント134ポイント  (25子コメント)

      I'm so confused. You are using feet...but then not writing numbers in the US way.

      [–]momomojito 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I was so confused about how specific that depth was until I read your comment.

      Hmmm wow only three feet and some change down you can find oil? Wait... Ohhhhhh yeah 3,000 makes more sense.

      [–]frisian2Quality Contributor 17ポイント18ポイント  (23子コメント)

      The available information was in feet, but since I'm from mainland Europe I'm used to write numbers down in another way. For me to grasp how deep something is I also convert it to meters because I'm used to the more scientific metric system.

      [–]Revlis-TK421 110ポイント111ポイント  (22子コメント)

      I think k the point was that you used a decimal, not a comma to demark the numbers. 3.635 feet and 5.964 feet isn't very deep. 3,635 and 5,964 is quite deep.

      [–]fayryover 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Thedecimal points make that confusing read for americans. Like 15 feet isnt deep enough to dig, but 3 point 6 feet is

      [–]frisian2Quality Contributor 13ポイント14ポイント  (19子コメント)

      Thanks for the clarification, it comes so natural to me that I don't know anything else and quite frankly I wouldn't spot the difference.

      [–]Revlis-TK421 14ポイント15ポイント  (18子コメント)

      Does your country natively use decimals instead of commas? How do you tell the difference between 3 point 635 feet and 3 thousand 635 feet? Just curious!

      [–]DrCrypto 10ポイント11ポイント  (9子コメント)

      Not OP, but in France, 1000 (one thousand) is officially written 1.000 and 1/2 is 0,5 (we read it "zero comma five" out loud).

      [–]tickle_drown_econ 9ポイント10ポイント  (8子コメント)

      In the US, one thousand would be written 1,000 and 1/2 would be 0.5 ("zero point five").

      [–]Plutor 51ポイント52ポイント  (7子コメント)

      I don't know who decided which should be a period and which should be a comma, but whoever decided second was a real dick.

      [–]poopoospider 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

      What's weird is in Europe it's still called a decimal point even though it's a comma

      [–]Zouden 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

      The reason commas are used as a decimal point in Europe is that it's more distinctive. This reduces potential life-threatening situations where a speck of dirt on a medicine bottle is mistaken for a decimal point.

      [–]frisian2Quality Contributor 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Let me use dollars for this example (it is less confusing that way).

      A pack of chewing gum would cost for example 1,49

      A car would cost for example 1.499,-

      So the comma will come before a partial and a dot will come before the next three figures in a sequence (an expensive house could cost something like 10.000.000,- which is 10 million).

      Since I'm currently reading a lot of text from the US and Europe I have to deal with both ways and mostly work based on context.

      [–]OtakuSRL 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yeah, we here in the US do it reverse, so your answer was really confusing for me too. :P

      [–]oonniioonn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      A car would cost for example 1.499,-

      Note this is only for monetary amounts. You can't use ",-" for anything else.

      [–]visvis 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

      In the Netherlands we use dots to separate thousands and a comma to separate decimals so there is no confusion.

      [–]OtakuSRL 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Except here in the US we do that too, just the other way around. Looks like there's confusion. :(

      [–]FrisianDude -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

      stop calling them decimals, kinda. In his (and presumably, mine) the comma would function as the decimal.

      [–]Maverician 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_mark#/media/File:DecimalSeparator.svg

      Considering most Western countries, particularly those that use Reddit most, use a point, not a comma, it seems pretty reasonable to use points here.

      [–]FrisianDude 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Sure but that wasn't my point. Or comma. In his system the comma functions as the decimal, therefore refering to the point/dot/stop/full stop/period/full period dotpointstop suggests a tiny shift is required to understand.

      [–]tayaravaknin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I was horribly confused until I read this comment. Thank you so much.

      [–]igeek3 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

      How many feet is that in freedom notation?

      [–]oonniioonn 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      just over 1 km and just under 2 km respectively.

      [–]ked_man 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I've seen oil at less than 4' deep, in Kentucky.

      Worked as an environmental contractor, a company called us that was horizontally boring a water line underneath an interstate. They dug a pit for their boring machine to be able to drill level under the highway. After a night of heavy rain they came down to find that there pit was full of water, nbd, but had a heavy sheen of oil on top.

      The EPA thought it was a spill from somewhere else, but turns out it was naturally occurring crude oil seeping out from the rocks and soil about 4' down. This is definitely not the norm, but it is not unheard of.

      [–]DarkReaver1337 15ポイント16ポイント  (19子コメント)

      You need to be careful and let people know you are European. If you are speaking to an American it looks like the oil is 3-6 feet under ground.

      [–]GANGSTA_TITS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Actually Europeans don't use . instead , or spacing. I actually thought it was an American thing until this thread

      [–]atlastrabeler -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Youve got to be kidding me. If you meant three thousand six hundred thirty five feet then use a damn comma. 3,635.

      [–]Shifty03 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I think this needs to be moved to tifu

      [–]Birdman_HarveyQuality Contributor 35ポイント36ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Obviously you load up the truck and move the family to Beverly...Hills that is...

      [–]EdFricker 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Swimmin pools, movie stars.

      [–]PunkorTrendy 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

      That's where I want to be!

      [–]mizmoose 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I think that's Green Acres.

      [–]Zwiki22 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's the place to be.

      [–]cat_handcuffs 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Jed, move away from there! Californy is the place you ought to be, load up the truck and move to Beverly.

      Hills, that is.

      [–]SpartyOn32 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You'll have to do a title search on your property to determine whether you own the mineral rights.

      [–]bobdoleraisetaxes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm rich!!

      Nope. Still poor as shit.

      [–]Mistah_Blue 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Congratulations on reenacting the plot of part of an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

      [–]Cardiff_Electric 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Black gold... Texas tea.

      [–]Randvek 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      First thing: check the contract from when you purchased the home. My quick look at Kentucky law (I am not licensed in KY) indicates that a home can be sold without the oil and mineral rights (381.430), so there is no easy answer for whether or not you own anything beneath the surface.

      [–]TheRealDonaldDrumpf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I believe that's called seepage. Doesn't necessarily mean there's anything underneath.

      [–]Azerajin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Lmao. I love you friend. Cant wait for my brother to wake up so i can show him this Literal gold i dug up :P

      [–]heyfrank 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Move away from there, Californy is the place you ought to be.

      [–]bellhead1970 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ? Do you have mineral rights to your land. Large portions west of the Mississippi River the mineral rights are separated from real estate.

      [–]donthaveacowman1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You might want to check at the Registry of Deeds in your county to see if anyone has reserved or sold mineral rights to the property. There are some parts of the country where one seldom sees this but I suspect it may be more common down by you.

      Do you know anything about the pole? It would be cool if you found out that it was left from a turn-of-the-century (1900ish) exploration.

      You could look into your town or area's Historical Society to see if there is information about prior test drilling.

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      Author: /u/_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_---__

      I found oil 15 feet under my land.. what should I do?

      I was trying to dig out this ugly metal pole out of my yard, and realized it went really, really deep after not too long. My curiosity got the best of me and over the course of a couple years, with the help of a pick axe and a shovel, I managed to get to the bottom of the pole so I could pull it out. Then I discovered porous rock, i've dug a little to the side and there is still some there.

      My question is now, what do I do? Is it worth anything?