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[–]ku7j3n 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe you'll discover that you were a raging homosexual all along.

[–]Swift_Fold 55ポイント56ポイント  (6子コメント)

Stewart Lee said it best: "Protest voting is a lot like shitting in your hotel bed to protest against poor service, then realising you have to sleep in a shitted bed."

[–]Thrall_So_Hard 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What if you just shit in the bed before checkout?

[–]TheLateThagSimmons 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

In this case, however, the bed is full of shit either way.

[–]Dougasaurus_Rex 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

Hey man some people go both ways

[–]Sheen-o 33ポイント34ポイント  (3子コメント)

They're called ambidextrous.

[–]dumnezero 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure that voting twice in the same election is illegal

[–]aesu 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Except, in this case, Trump is probably the closest candidate in terms of having ever been in the presence of a human soul without frantically consuming it, to Sanders.

[–]Pluvialis 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

lol, wow dude. I enjoyed reading your comment even if I don't agree with the conclusion!

[–]PM_me_guinea_pigs -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a surprisingly civil disagreement comment for the internet.

[–]ajrc0re 12ポイント13ポイント  (8子コメント)

Voting for Shillary after Bernie is out is like letting the dude ram your ass instead. Id rather blow him then get fucked.

[–]Kahnspiracy 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

Id rather blow him then get fucked.

Than? Than. Not 'then'... Right? Yeah... pretty sure you you meant 'than'.

[–]ajrc0re 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or did I?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]mfg_colour -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hilary 2020?

[–]HRHill -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

As long as that's the second date on her grave stone, then sure.

[–]joshuaoha 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That'll show her.

[–]_iTouchButts_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like the laugh factory needs a recall.

[–]anangryterrorist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dunno, I prefer Trump to Hillary, but both options are really like blowing guys. I guess it's more like choosing to blow a guy, or blow a guy who at least washes his balls.

[–]SteeezyE -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Voting for Hillary because Bernie is out is like getting pegged by the tranny and still having to pay her.

[–]benmarvin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember that 4chan post

[–]NtnlBrotherhoodWkNYC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can I be anti-Trump and pro-gettin freaky to find out what you like?

[–]Sebaceous_Sebacious 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Shill harder

[–]beet111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone didn't say anything bad about hillary?

FOUND THE SHILL!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Peekmeister -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think Trump is as racist as you think...

[–]stingertorra -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mandatory mention of third party candidate Gary Johnson who you can actually vote for.