I got pregnant!
Well, as a Womyn you're entitled to a free abortion! Just go on to Planned Parenthood and we'll nuke that fucker. Where do we get the money to do this? From the pockets of hardworking taxpayers of course! But that's okay, because you're a womyn, and you're entitled to the best!
I got pregnant and know the dad!
Well thankfully, we'll have the lovely government come up and threaten that man with force (by tax-funded police) or imprisonment (tax-funded prisons), so you can get as much as that man's income as you want! What, he's a millionaire and you're a housewife? We'll, you'll be getting a 6 figure salary for the rest of your life! By the way, the entire legal process - your lawyer, the courthouse etc. All of that is paid for off the labor of taxpayers! Golly gee, but if you don't deserve it! After all you were born with a vagina!
I got pregnant and don't know the dad!
Well good golly gosh that's quite a predicament you've gotten yourself into! But we here at the government have the perfect solution. What we're going to do is take money from taxpayers again, and you give it to YOU. That way, you'll have plenty of money to raise Chad Jr. and Jamal Jr.! We'll give you food, we'll give you housing, we'll give you basically whatever you want - all on the dime of the taxpayer! I get it's a lot to do, and a complicated procedure, but you have a VAGINA god damnit. If that doesn't entitle you to free stuff, well gee, I don't know what does!
The best part of this is, even there were say...a group of internet losers who never got laid, who strongly disagreed with giving you free things on the basis of your genitals...they'd have to pay regardless! Why's that? Because, if they don't labor for you then we'll SHOOT THEM to death! Either that or throw them into a cell to be raped to death by a couple of our dearest Obama's sons. By the way, want to know the best part? The guys with the guns? Well, wait to you hear this - those losers will be the ones PAYING for them! So either pay for you to have a perfect life, or pay for the guys who will come and kill them for not giving you the perfect life! Is it a lot? Of course it is! But you are a -------Proud Womyn------- you deserve only the best from us!
Meanwhile...
I'm extremely lonely, suicidal and want someone to love me. Unlike getting pregnant or having kids, I'm in this situation due to my upbringing and genetics, and I have no means to escape it. If I don't find any love then I'm not going to be able to keep on living.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKK. YOU'RE A SEXIST PIECE OF MALE SHIT. How dare you be entitled to someone else? Don't you know how awful you sound? People have a right to do what they want with their bodies. Holy shit I bet you worship Elliot Rodgers and fantasize about murdering women. You're scum. You deserve to DIE.
B-B-B-B-BUT WAIT. Don't kill yourself! We need your precious taxpayer money to finance our nation's lovely womyn - I meeeeean um, B-because every life is precious. Or something. Yeah, your life is precious, so we've made suicide completely illegal and if you want to do it you're going to have to do something extremely bloody and likely to fail, because we've made all methods sodifficult. Now stop complaining! I think you have a piece of your labor to hand over to our dear womyn over here?
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