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[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (7子コメント)

Hold the bus, this guy's either a troll or genuinely not well:

[–]MrMediumStuff 1 point 8 hours ago
Not according my psychiatrists.

...

[–]MrMediumStuff 1 point 2 minutes ago
Yes, around 7 of them. All of whom are aware of my peculiar sounding beliefs, and all of whom have concluded that I am sane.

You don't tend to need seven mechanics to keep giving your car a warrant of fitness if everything's good under the hood. I'm just sayin'.

[–]dukbcaaj 31ポイント32ポイント  (180子コメント)

including one who stated that a subsequent mod mail I sent was "new copypasta", which in my eyes is an unacceptable implicit threat to make public a private communication

Very delusional

[–]LordOfTheEdge 17ポイント18ポイント  (179子コメント)

Modmail is private communication? Lol.

[–]TNBK 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

/u/comedicsans I'm not sure if we need a lawyer or a mental health specialist here. Do you or the sheep you're currently humping have any thoughts?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

My learned colleague says:

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

However, I'd recommend mental healthcare. He doesn't have a shitshow of succeeding under anything. It's not even Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress, and that's the bullshit catch-all that the courts use to hammer people who haven't infringed obligations of confidence, infringed privacy or otherwise defamed people, but who the courts really want to find liable of something.

This guy's fucked in the head, yo.

[–]TNBK 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for the insight. Now have fun you two crazy kids

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

You are not a party to the communications I am pursuing criminal charges regarding. Are you a doctor? Is this medical advice?

[–]willfe42 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are you a doctor? Is this medical advice?

So wait a sec here ... if you snap your arm off at the elbow and it's dangling from a single piece of skin, and someone suggests you need medical attention, are you going to dismiss their input simply because they're not an M.D.?

Saying "talk to a god damned shrink" isn't "medical" advice, but it's also not "bad" advice either.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not? Wonderful!

[–]AntiLuke 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's a Doctor of Law.

And sheepfucking

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same thing, really.

[–]MrMediumStuff 3ポイント4ポイント  (169子コメント)

To the best of my knowledge, release of modmail, without my permission, is a violation of Reddit's terms and conditions. It is also a criminal violation of my right to privacy under Canadian law, and due to the explicitly stated policy, I have a more that reasonable expectation that they should be kept private, and/or preferably completely scrubbed from Reddit's databases, and could be easily construed as criminal and/or aggravated criminal harassment and cyber-bullying under Canadian and US law. And my knowledge is considerable.

edit: words

[–]TNBK 24ポイント25ポイント  (131子コメント)

Oh thank Christ your here.

Why on God's green earth, would you think that sharing something you said to the admins in modmail, constitute a criminal charge you psycho goober? As a matter of fact, you've talked about your communique with them way more than they have with you. How come the admins shouldn't be suing you under Canadian and American law you silly silly child

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (130子コメント)

Please do not insult me.

[–]TNBK 16ポイント17ポイント  (65子コメント)

Only if you promise to answer the question

[–]MrMediumStuff -1ポイント0ポイント  (64子コメント)

For the sake of avoiding any ambiguity, I promise to answer the question, if you require, again, now that I have answered it.

Do I need to post my answer again in order to fulfill this bargain or is my previous post sufficient? I don't mean to be pedantic, I am simply attempting to be as cautious as I am capable of.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]MrMediumStuff 1 point 27 minutes ago
For the sake of avoiding any ambiguity, I promise to answer the question, if you require, again, now that I have answered it.
Do I need to post my answer again in order to fulfill this bargain or is my previous post sufficient? I don't mean to be pedantic, I am simply attempting to be as cautious as I am capable of.

Holy fucking shit, you can't be real. This is like /r/conspiracy and /r/iamverysmart had a schizophrenic baby.

Do it again, do it again!

[–]TNBK 9ポイント10ポイント  (62子コメント)

No u did a breddy gud jerb 4 uh retard

[–]MrMediumStuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (61子コメント)

Site-wide guidelines are strictly enforced in this community

Please take this into consideration before I report you.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you[M] 24ポイント25ポイント  (49子コメント)

Scruffy knows. Scruffy don't care.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

user reports:
1: i reported him!

Got 'im!

[–]mircy_killings 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go ahead we approve everything

[–]justcool393[M] 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Insulting people does not fall under purview of reddit rules.

[–]TNBK 2ポイント3ポイント  (60子コメント)

Only if you promise to answer the question

[–]MrMediumStuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (59子コメント)

Because it violates modiquette, and violates my right to privacy, which I believe I have a reasonable expectation to be protected by this website's guidelines, even if they are informal. Especially considering that the threat of doing this is part of what is now a pattern of harassment, that seems to now be continuing in another part of the site. Specifically, I was invited to be a mod of a subreddit, where I am speaking now to other mods, including a mod from r/Atheism, apparently specifically for the purpose of encouraging further harassment, although it seems not everyone there is aligned with this campaign, organized or not. I would consider contacting the admins again, but I prefer to do so through my legal counsel at this point.

[–]TNBK 11ポイント12ポイント  (12子コメント)

Ok, few things. One, I've never even heard of modiquette or can find it anywhere on this website. Two, they're admins not mods so it doesn't even matter anyway. Three, sharing correspondence with another person has not not ever will be a crime. Four, your online persona has zero expectation to privacy. I don't even know who you are and I neve will. Usernames don't have constitutional rights. Five, you're fucking autistic

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (11子コメント)

You couldn't even abide by an agreement of your own design for one post. That's almost impressive.

[–]TNBK 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

That is in fact by design.

Better get all your posting in now laddie. Assuming you aren't hallucinating that lawyer you're not gonna have an account once the papers go through

[–]willfe42 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

modiquette

This is not a thing. "Violating" it is not an actionable offense.

Especially considering that the threat of doing this is part of what is now a pattern of harassment, that seems to now be continuing in another part of the site.

You're being corrected and mocked. This does not constitute harassment. You are free to discontinue your participation in any and all conversations about this at your own discretion. You're even provided with tools to help you block/ignore it (and the people you claim are bothering you).

You're as bad as those idiot feminists who constantly cry "harassment" because people dare to disagree with the stupid shit they say.

specifically for the purpose of encouraging further harassment

Trolling is not a criminal offense. There was a rather high-profile case in Canada that ended recently with an accused troll being acquitted. His accusers are ever-so-pissed, but the court was unimpressed. This argument isn't going to fly.

I would consider contacting the admins again, but I prefer to do so through my legal counsel at this point.

You do realize reddit has lawyers too, right? If your legal counsel is even marginally competent, he'll tell you straight away that this isn't going to go the way you want it to.

[–]MrMediumStuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank you for your input.

[–]willfe42 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're welcome, champ! I hope you learn from it. I know you won't, but hope springs eternal!

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 8ポイント9ポイント  (42子コメント)

Because it violates modiquette

Pretty sure it doesn't, bucko.

and violates my right to privacy, which I believe I have a reasonable expectation to be protected by this website's guidelines, even if they are informal.

Asking you a question doesn't violate your privacy, fucknut. You don't have a reasonable expectation of not being asked questions on an internet forum.

I would consider contacting the admins again, but I prefer to do so through my legal counsel at this point.

After he stops laughing, I'm sure he'll persuade you not to sue. Walking away from the computer is about $50k-$100k cheaper.

How do I know? I'm a lawyer.

[–]MrMediumStuff 2ポイント3ポイント  (24子コメント)

Maybe you should read those guidelines. They are on the wiki.

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (16子コメント)

Should I consider this legal advice?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 11ポイント12ポイント  (15子コメント)

Consider it a wake-up call. If you see something on the internet you dislike, take a long walk. People with no common-sense and no perspective lawyering up over inconsequential shit is why lawyers get holiday homes.

[–]LordOfTheEdge 12ポイント13ポイント  (28子コメント)

To the best of my knowledge, release of modmail, without my permission, is a violation of Reddit's terms and conditions.

Incorrect, the T&C's say the mods can do whatever they want with their sub, and there are no restrictions outside of reddit's content policy.

It is also a criminal violation of my right to privacy under Canadian law

Reddit is in 'murica and not subject to your law.

and/or preferably completely scrubbed from Reddit's databases

The content policy states the removal policy, you can request under Section 10 of the DPA if you like and the admins may remove it, however the content policy says your communications belong to reddit once posted, you released your rights to them.

And my knowledge is considerable.

Totes.

[–]skivian 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is also a criminal violation of my right to privacy under Canadian law

Reddit is in 'murica and not subject to your law.

Depends if Reddit has any servers in Canada, and where they are, and gets a good lawyer, and a friendly judge, he could argue that he has a reasonable expectation of privacy, and said privacy was violated.

[–]willfe42 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Depends if Reddit has any servers in Canada

They don't. They host on AWS, which has no datacenters in Canada.

gets a good lawyer

A good lawyer will decline this case.

a friendly judge

R v Elliott set a pretty strong precedent in Canada that should cleanly do away with any harassment claim he makes. Reddit's privacy policy covers the privacy claim (it explicitly mentions private messages, that recipients (including groups of moderators) can see them and that recipients can choose to have them forwarded outside reddit).

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for your input. I will take your opinion into consideration.

[–]MrMediumStuff -4ポイント-3ポイント  (24子コメント)

You say to Reddit. I say, perhaps, but not to mods. They are barred by the T&C from exposing them. They are volunteers. They have violated site-wide rules for moderation multiple times, IMO. Did you read everything?

[–]dukbcaaj 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

they are volunteers

You know nothing Jon Snow

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quite true. But I have my suspicions.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 6ポイント7ポイント  (21子コメント)

They are barred by the T&C from exposing them.

Hahahaha.

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (20子コメント)

It is reasonable to expect the mods of one of the largest subs on one of the largest forums on the internet to familiarize themselves with stated moderation guidelines, and to at least make a show of abiding by them, rather than a show of their willingness to violate them. I am familiar with them.

edit: words

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 7ポイント8ポイント  (19子コメント)

"Guidelines" are just that, unenforceable suggestions. You know the admins have specifically said they're hands-off about how subreddits are run a million times, right?

Guidelines aren't rules, bucko. No matter how much your autism makes you want to interpret the guidelines as a set of hard-and-fast rules, being rude isn't against site rules.

[–]MrMediumStuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (18子コメント)

This isn't about rudeness. This is about perceived threats of illegal and site-wide rule breaking activity, and a total refusal to enforce a variety of stated policies upon request. I have no other recourse but legal action. If I am going to be forced into a position that requires this, I plan on taking action in a manner that will be memorable, and also, highly entertaining, I'm sure. to onlookers.

edit: word pieces

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 8ポイント9ポイント  (17子コメント)

Petal, nothing that has happened here is illegal. It's not even clear whether Canada has a tort of breach of privacy, it's not IIED, it's not breach of confidence, it's not contrary to Canada's Privacy Act or PIPEDA.

But if you want to spend your money having a Canadian lawyer tell you that, go ahead. Please tell me how long it was before he started laughing. I'll take bets on the over/under. I give it 30 seconds. Particularly if you tell him you're wanting to bring a lawsuit against an American company under Canadian law that doesn't even apply. He'll be tickled pink.

[–]mircy_killings 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Nah we can release what we want as long as it's not nudes

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm sure you are technologically capable of it. Do you think the fact that you are somehow relieves you of personal responsibility for your actions?

[–]mircy_killings 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

My only responsibility is making drama and catfishing for nude pics as far as my moderator duties are concerned

[–]TNBK 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Catfishing? I give you guys photo updates on my genital herpes every week but apparently that's "an abuse of mod mail" and "fucking disgusting"

[–]justcool393 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its also illegal, and violates site wide rules. My lawyer can't wait to have a nice chat with you.

[–]TNBK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Boy I'm sure they can't

[–]I_did_naaaht 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is also a criminal violation of my right to privacy under Canadian law, and due to the explicitly stated policy,

Not even remotely. First off, interception of private communications means stuff like bugging, secret recordings, breaking into a computer system, etc.

Second, that never stops any intended recipients from disseminating the message themselves. There are other laws that do in specific situations (attorney-client privilege, healthcare privacy legislation, etc.), but that doesn't apply here. You send anyone on Reddit a message, they are completely free to tell the entire world what it says.

I don't know what exactly was said to you, so it's hard to evaluate your claims of criminal harassment and defamation. The snippets you provided weren't enough. They looked like classic opinion, so not defamatory. And there didn't seem to be a reasonable fear for your safety.

Interestingly, accusing others of crimes is one of the classic defamation per se categories.

[–]lando1138 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Canadian law

BAAHAHAHAHA

But, no seriously now. So this all started because, basically, people were teasing you? I saw somewhere you had made a (long) list of everything this has put at stake for you, including your safety and "lifes work". You do realize that if you had just ignored it, or at least not replied to every single comment on the matter, that it would just go away like it does for every other person this happens to? Sue me if I'm wrong, but, you seem to have created your own problem by making a way bigger deal out of it than it would have and stoking the fire. This is just an assumption on my part because as I said I did not witness the original "harassment" that caused all of this, but having read a bunch of your comments and the post you made announcing your intent to sue (which btw I bet your lawyer would tell you was a dumb thing to do before hiring him), I think it's a fair assumption...

OH SHIT! When I said "sue me if I'm wrong" it was purely intended as a figure of speech. This statement was not intended to be collateral in the case of my statement being incorrect. No agreement was made. This was not a request for legal action to be taken against me.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 22ポイント23ポイント  (35子コメント)

[–]MrMediumStuff [S] 1 point 2 hours ago
I was held hostage for several hours by members of a criminal gang who strongly implied that they were going to murder me. I do not rattle as easily as the average joe. Thank you. edit: more like an hour.

Nothing has ever happened more than this really, truly happened.

[–]MrMediumStuff [S] [score hidden] 4 minutes ago Yes, and then I testified against them, and they went to prison. It's an interesting experience, walking into a courtroom through a crowd of bikers when you are assisting in the criminal prosecution of one of their friends. It gives you a different yardstick by which to measure intimidation.

Prosecution witnesses walking through the public gallery to get to the stand in a criminal trial? Someone's been watching too many TV dramas :^)

Edit:

user reports:
1: criminal gang here, he rattled like one of them baby toys. go ahead, ask his sister not trial lawer.

[–]lando1138 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is my first visit to this sub, and I just wanted to say I think you are my favorite mod across reddit.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Why thank you! I hope you stick around.

[–]lando1138 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Of course you do, I just kissed your ass.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hahaha. If you came here looking to enjoy yourself rather than complaining bitterly about people who think differently from you, you're a welcome addition.

[–]lando1138 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

What if I enjoy myself BY complaining bitterly about people who think differently from me?

I don't

But so far I like the sarcasm and general vibe here so I think I'll stay awhile.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a place for it, but the sub is pretty good at cutting down people who come in here wanting simply to push an agenda.

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (21子コメント)

Nothing has ever happened more than this really, truly happened.

You are not good at determining the veracity of stated claims.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 16ポイント17ポイント  (13子コメント)

Pretty sure Crown witnesses don't walk through the public gallery, petal :^)

[–]MrMediumStuff -5ポイント-4ポイント  (12子コメント)

You are confident in your opinion. Good for you.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 14ポイント15ポイント  (11子コメント)

Trying to be smug and condescending when caught in a lie? Yet another reason no sane lawyer would take your case.

[–]MrMediumStuff -2ポイント-1ポイント  (10子コメント)

You didn't catch me in a lie.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 9ポイント10ポイント  (9子コメント)

Okay, Pinocchio.

[–]MrMediumStuff 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

Please, refer me to some reference material that supports your contention, and I will be happy to respond.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

"Please Mr Lawyer, explain why you know more about court procedure than I do". Ayyy lmao.

[–]MrMediumStuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

Try not to be smug and condescending when caught in an error. I look forward to your link. After all, mistakes never happen and people never get brought through the wrong door, due to miscommunication with bailiffs.

[–]paranoiainc 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

Well. how many bikers held you then? One or many?

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

I would rather not say.

[–]paranoiainc 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Actually you first said there was many and then said there was only one. Stop lying.

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can't. I would have to start lying to be able to stop.

[–]cuteman 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would rather not say.

Your wooden yard stick (or nose as we who have seen Pinocchio call it) by which you measure intimidation seems to be shrinking.

[–]MrMediumStuff -2ポイント-1ポイント  (6子コメント)

Additionally, take into consideration that this incident I mentioned may have something to do my mentioning that I am, due to the threat of public exposure, concerned for my personal safety.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

Hahaha. You have an incredibly inflated sense of importance.

[–]MrMediumStuff -4ポイント-3ポイント  (3子コメント)

You do not know me.

[–]TNBK 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

It uh, it isn't exactly hard to see how highly you think of yourself

[–]MrMediumStuff -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wasn't aware I was trying to hide it.

[–]Ardvarkeating101 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't know me

I wasn't trying to hide it

Ay lmao

[–]razzmataz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Learn better opsec and start taking Krav Maga classes.

[–]migvazquez 17ポイント18ポイント  (16子コメント)

Yo /u/mrmediumstuff what the fuck are you on about? This is some next level delusions

[–]MrMediumStuff 4ポイント5ポイント  (15子コメント)

What, specifically, do you find delusional about this?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 19ポイント20ポイント  (14子コメント)

Have you ever spoken to a lawyer? This would get you laughed out of their chambers. If you're lucky, they won't charge you for the initial consultation. If you're not, you'll be charged $200 and told that you're a stupid arsehole. If you're really unlucky, you'll find a lawyer who will milk you for everything you've got and then some to pursue litigation that will never, ever have a smidgen of a chance of success.

[–]HINDBRAIN 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

you'll find a lawyer who will milk you for everything you've got

Can you sue a lawyer that does this?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Where I live, you wouldn't have to, the professional body regulates lawyers fees and censures or even strikes off lawyers who gouge their clients.

But in other jurisdictions? Really depends on the place. The US is renowned for its terrible ambulance chaser lawyers who seem to get away with murder.

[–]HINDBRAIN 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is this legal advice?

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like a sovereign citizen: "ARE YOU DETAINING ME?!"

[–]MrMediumStuff -1ポイント0ポイント  (9子コメント)

I've spoken to my sibling a few times. They work in my provincial legislature.

edit: Additionally, keep in mind that not everyone lacks financial resources.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

So no, you haven't. And most lawyers will do a first free consult, which ought to be enough to slap some sense into you if you can ignore your terminal autism for long enough.

[–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes, I have. They are a lawyer. They work on the drafting of legislation.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hahaha, not a real one. Drafting legislation? Sweet Jesus, my liver would die if I had to do that day-in, day-out.

I'd be 110% sure that they haven't been inside a courtroom since they were admitted, assuming they're actually a lawyer and not just some rube who finished law school.

[–]MrMediumStuff 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Literally a real lawyer. Not a trial lawyer. They are one of the people who draft the language of the laws people like you argue about.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahaha, oh sweet Jesus, you actually think the PCO is impressive. This has made my day.

[–]willfe42 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've spoken to my sibling a few times. They work in my provincial legislature.

That is not a lawyer.

[–]razzmataz 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe autocorrect changed legislator to lawyer?

[–]willfe42 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

He wrote "they work in my provincial legislature", not "legislator." If his autocorrect somehow supports synonym substitution, it needs a better thesaurus.

As far as his sibling is concerned, this guy is his "special younger brother."

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I could totally believe that the sibling of a prolix autist would help draft legislation.

[–]AquaNetwerk 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

I am a fan of atheist activity and I dislike religion. That being said, I am an autodidact and an independent amateur researcher who has been searching for the answers to a variety of questions for the last 35 years, give or take. The relevant question in this case is "Does god exist?". I have had experiences considered by most people to be both objective and subjective, and the preliminary conclusion I have arrived at, after rigorous examination of the evidence and a great deal of effort applied to develop techniques to avoid the pitfalls of all cognitive biases that I am aware of, that the likelihood is roughly 75%, which is just a ballpark figure.

Translation: I am a neckbeard who has spent 35 years in my parent's basement sitting on the computer and have no real life experiences other than the random shit I read on a Internet forum that hasn't been updated since the twin towers fell. Paging /u/mrmediumstuff for confirmation

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    [–]MrMediumStuff 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'm on the ones that matter.

    [–]willfe42 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Heh. No. No, sweet child, you're not.

    [–]APE_CHRIST[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Check OP's history if you want to examine this fucking idiot's schizophrenic posting habits.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Feel free to link any examples.

    [–]cuteman 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Feel free to link any examples.

    Is that legal advice?

    [–]UncleSamuel-UncleSamuel 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    https://i.imgur.com/xM9gpl3.png

    I do not consent to have the National Secuirty Agency or any agency of the Federal or state governments of the United States of America view any post i make on www.reddit.com. Failure to honor my constitutional rights under the Fourth Amendment will result in civil penalties and render any evidence inadmissible in a court of law.

    -UncleSamuel

    [–]APE_CHRIST[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Here you look like an extreme caricature of the neckbeard stereotype. It's even funnier in the context of that thread. And the reply you got is the cherry on top. What is it about long rambling metaphysical fanfics that brings neets out of the wordwork to suck one another off? This is the epitome of neckbeard chuckle/cringe material.

    Well the first thing is that I don't really believe anything 100%. I will state things as facts often in casual conversation, but this is just for the sake of expedience.

    With that in mind, the best way to describe reality as I conceive it is that this is a simulation, we are not individual entities, but extensions of a central consciousness that itself resides both within and without the space time continuum, that who I am is essentially a character that I have decided after an LSD related subjective experience to continue portraying.

    I believe that the materialist worldview that serves, to whatever shifting degree, currently, as the dominant paradigm, will inevitably be supplanted by a new paradigm that I refer as the "three lens model", wherein the three titular lenses would correspond, in a somewhat oversimplified fashion, to Science, Magick and Art.

    I also believe that direct communication is possible between an apparent individual, such as myself, and this central consciousness, by the means of interpretation of synchronistic events in fictional media. This methodology being described in occult terminology as the "green language" or the "language of the birds".

    I believe that I am, in some sense, conspiring with this central consciousness, in a somewhat complicated fashion, such as leaving clues for myself in the annals of Forteana. For instance, I believe that a historical incident in which a scientist claimed to detect a change in weight upon the death of a person, that they thought may be the soul leaving the body, was actually one of these breadcrumbs, which led me to invent a system in which either the transportation of nano-technological probes through a microscopic artificial wormhole or the construction [of these nanomachines] on the other side of said wormhole [via the means of remote projection of artificial atoms] could facilitate the implantation of an undetectable backup system for every complex lifeform that has ever existed on this planet. Essentially a retroactive artificial afterlife, including subsystems to allow for the retroactive absolution of fault for "evil" done in one's lifetime, thus allowing for the amusing and extremely complicated technological vindication of people who claim that the "devil made them do it", in that their bodies actually were temporarily hijacked by an artificial intelligence programmed to execute these "evil" acts, which I refer to as "the goat" and the retroactive erasure of conscious experience of suffering via similar means with the AI in this case programmed to react as if they are experiencing said suffering, a digital "stunt man", if you will, preferably engineered with strong masochistic tendencies, which I refer to as "the lamb".

    So that ... begins to scratch the surface.

    edit: I missed a few words. The brain is quicker than the hand.

    [–]i-forget-your-name 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Holy fucking balls I love this guy.

    [–]lando1138 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hooooly shit! I can't imagine the hell this guy must be living in after having fried his brain with hallucinogenics so badly!

    [–]MrMediumStuff -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Please note that this was a response to a request for a description of my belief system from a psychologist who's area of expertise is cognitive biases, and that I was specifically focusing on the more ludicrous sounding parts of my belief system. I am aware it sounds ludicrous. Please note my first paragraph, where I explain that these are not things that I believe 100%, this is simply the tentative worldview I have arrived at based on decades of research and personal investigation.

    edit: typo

    [–]sanderite_missionary 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He's like a mild-mannered frankenmine.

    [–]Ranilen 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This dude is exactly what I needed to make my lazy Sunday complete. I think my favorite part is that he thinks it's doxxing to release no more information than he himself wrote to a group of anonymous people on the internet. And that doing so is illegal.

    [–]willfe42 6ポイント7ポイント  (12子コメント)

    I am a fan of atheist activity and I dislike religion.

    God dammit (heh), people like this make atheists look really silly.

    I don't believe in any god. Apart from dodging the occasional religious stampede when a "ten commandments" display gets removed from a courthouse, there endeth my "atheist activity."

    You can totally be an atheist without being a dickhead about it. This guy's being a dickhead.

    [–]APE_CHRIST[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    If you look closely, he claims to believe in God in one form or another, takes the 'pantheist' label.

    [–]willfe42 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ah, gotcha. As indecisive as those damned dirty "pansexuals" :)

    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

    That is your opinion. I respectfully disagree.

    [–]willfe42 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

    You disagree that you can be an atheist without being a dickhead?

    I mean, maybe you can't, but plenty of others sure as hell can.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I am not an atheist.

    [–]potatoesarenotcool 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

    You're agnostic mate lots of people are you're not special. Even your autism is run of the mill.

    [–]MrMediumStuff -2ポイント-1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I believe that the existence of god is significantly more likely than not, based on the evidence I have seen. To my way of thinking, anyone with less than 100% confidence (within reason), of either belief in god or belief in the non-existence of god is technically agnostic. This is why I avoid that label, as I believe it lacks nuance and specificity.

    [–]potatoesarenotcool 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

    You are technically agnostic. Most people think like that.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I'm just explaining why I think of it as a useless description. I am closer to a believer than an agnostic by most people's definition of the terms. Think of it as a spectrum, with 0-20% being what I term Atheism, the belief in the non-existence of god, 21-40% being my concept of Non-Believer, the non-belief in the existence of god, 41-60% being Agnostic, 61-80% being a Believer, someone who believes for whatever reason, and 81-100% being a True Believer.

    By this standard, I am a Believer. But there are sub-types. I believe what I do based on the evidence I have seen and the events I have experienced. I have no interest in proving my beliefs, as I believe that an individual's relationship with god is a personal matter, also due to the aforementioned reasons.

    People say that god chooses people. I believe that, but I believe that god does not play favorites. All have been chosen. But you have to meet god halfway. People choose god. They do so, by searching, everywhere in their experience, with an open mind and an open heart. I do not know if that would guarantee contact, but I can't imagine anyone willing to do less being considered as ready for this.

    Again, this is not proven, this is simply the way things seem to me, based on what I have learned. It's just a working theory.

    [–]potatoesarenotcool 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    You can't make up arbitrary standards. In reality, with the set definitions, you're agnostic. Atheist means 100% belief in no God, Agnostic means not sure. You cant redefine things. You're doing exactly what the tumblrinas and their fake genders do. Making up non existent labels to feel special.

    You're agnostic and not even good at it. Your disconnected from reality. No one has told you otherwise for so long and now you think your special snowflake thinking is okay. You know you're mentally ill, why else go to 7 professionals? So logically you must know your logic is flawed.

    You're not very smart. Do you have any education? Serious question. Because you seem super ignorant. Like thinking you can sue a website that makes 100x as much as you could hope. For information you yourself freely sent to a group of anonymous people. It's like suing a knife company because you stabbed yourself. Dumbass.

    The fact you think that's a possibility should already show you just how flawed your mind is. How extremely below average it is. Consider working on it before spewing bullshit all over the Internet.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You can't make up arbitrary standards.

    I just did.

    to feel special

    I don't need to feel special. I am special. We all are.

    [–]DeptOfHasbara 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Seems like an elaborate troll.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I am aware of this.

    [–]cuteman 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It would seem to be the only thing you're aware of

    [–]BoiseNTheHood 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    NECKBEARD FIIIIGHT!

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    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (14子コメント)

    Please see here, where I am beginning to lay out some elements of my overall hypothesis.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/4mx800/have_you_ever_had_a_parallel_universe_experience/d3zn2wo

    I also ask that you reserve judgement until I am satisfied that I have covered the basics of my hypothesis. This is not going to be a constantly shifting goalpost, I expect to be able to cover all of the bases over the course of the next week, give or take a day or two.

    Additionally, there are certain things that I must, in my judgement, omit, for a variety of reasons.

    edit: r/TheTranslucentSociety

    [–]APE_CHRIST[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Dude. Here's the thing, assuming you're dead serious. You've clearly become obsessed with mental masturbation. And naturally, it's gone to your head a little bit. Look, nobody can accuse you of lacking imagination. If you want to put this hobby to good, potentially profitable use, start sketching out some science fiction stories. You're never going to be taken seriously as a philosopher metaphysician unless you put in real work. You're not nearly as exceptional as you seem to think. My advice is this: first, humble yourself and ground your thoughts. Second, read the greats, Brian Greene, Max Tegmark, Nick Bostrom, Leonard Susskind (my favorite) are some that come to mind. Figure out how they built their careers and set goals. Godspeed.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (10子コメント)

    That being said, you should start believing in SF stories.

    You're in one.

    edit: end Epilogue.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

    (possibly, based on the evidence I have seen that is to varying degrees specifically meaningful only to myself without translation and shared understanding of the appropriate domains in which to apply this symbolically encoded information, whether it's source is from an in-context person or avatar or an out-of-context being or intelligent system.)

    edit: Punk, chew Asian!

    [–]APE_CHRIST[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Word salad.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

    A pun about punctuation. Do you require more specific explanation of any of the words I have used?

    [–]APE_CHRIST[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

    I wasn't talking about your cheeky edit, and no, don't care.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    If you don't care, why did you make your original post?

    [–]APE_CHRIST[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I don't care enough about your goofy ramblings to have them spoon fed to me.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And as for the "cheeky edit", do you even whimsy, brah?

    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I am perfectly grounded. I have no ego that I am not in sufficient awareness and control of. I am doing what I am doing because I believe it is my purpose.

    [–]MrMediumStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There is a reason I sound like I am trying to impersonate the speech patterns of the character The Architect in The Matrix: Reloaded.

    That is what I am doing. It is a tool to foster rational calm discussion.