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[–]MontanaSD 2558ポイント2559ポイント  (128子コメント)

I may fap to this.

Update: Did. Had to cover up Chloe to finish tho.

[–]MintMcDecker 423ポイント424ポイント  (76子コメント)

So I guess I'm not the only one who likes the donuts.

[–]NotNormal2 816ポイント817ポイント  (137子コメント)

[–]Mkilbride 443ポイント444ポイント  (85子コメント)

In every movie Natalie does, you can see her nipples.

[–]danny841 487ポイント488ポイント  (70子コメント)

What about The Professional?

[–]MyMhz 494ポイント495ポイント  (29子コメント)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Fallie 130ポイント131ポイント  (9子コメント)

Looks up Natalie portman love scene in the proffessional.

Welp looks like i have to go destroy my laptop now.

[–]OnlyRacistOnReddit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

We look forward to the high speed chase next week. Remember to not swerve too much.

[–]Oreo_Speedwagon 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

Are you rolling your eyes because the answer is obviously yes?

[–]boggletourney 92ポイント93ポイント  (21子コメント)

[–]beniceorbevice 66ポイント67ポイント  (17子コメント)

Fuck bro after seeing that post last night where a python bit a man's dick from inside the toilet after he came up the sewer, I'm on the pooper and this is the worst thing I could've seen right now

Here's the story with pictures

[–]whats_the_deal22 33ポイント34ポイント  (8子コメント)

Unfortunately not.

[–]PM_ME_ANYTHING_U_CAN 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

Jared! Who let you out of your cell?

[–]PrivilegeCheckmate 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

He just ate a 6" veggie for lunch and a turkey for dinner and soon he was slim enough to fit through the bars.

[–]PM_ME_UR_STASH 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hello, I'm just here to say you're not on a list.

Greetings,

Not the NSA.

[–]Fresh_C 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not the NSA.

Finally someone we can trust.

I have a question though. If I PM you my stash, is it still my stash, or does it become your stash?

Because I'm not PMing it if you're just going to keep it.

[–]_reduce 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

you say that like it's a bad thing.

[–]Emay75 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

I must've missed them in starwars

[–]Mkilbride 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

You did. They were very prominent.

[–]trios13 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

On a very hot planet too! How was she nipping so hard in the desert?

[–]Ultravod 134ポイント135ポイント  (1子コメント)

Best caption for this ca. forever ago: "Natalie Portman stands firm with Hillary Clinton."

[–]hellosexynerds 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

This picture is so old I think it may be from the last time she ran for president 8 years ago.

[–]BrishenJ 505ポイント506ポイント  (22子コメント)

Hilary's face screams "don't look at her tits don't look at her tits"

[–]Stalking_your_pylons 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've heard she was blinking "help me" in morse code after taking this picture.

[–]Kahmahniwannaleia 4619ポイント4620ポイント  (477子コメント)

So I'm not sure I get it. Does hitgirls's doughnut represent a tighter grip on stock market corruption through increased federal regulation of banks and Wall St. as a whole and Hillary's represent the current system of legal loopholes that allow for rampant corruption and trivial fines for those that are caught?

[–]kayjay25 7171ポイント7172ポイント x9 (443子コメント)

It just looks like a giant gaping cunt to me. Who happens to be holding a donut.

[–]ScorchingVigilante 1153ポイント1154ポイント  (36子コメント)

[–]ExistentialTreat 459ポイント460ポイント  (21子コメント)

The production value of this gif

[–]tripptofan 53ポイント54ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn someone went the extra mile to make that.

[–]xfyre101 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

thats a high quality gif right there sir

[–]Ubergoober166 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, saved for later...

[–]RKRagan 2535ポイント2536ポイント  (148子コメント)

[–]Rooonaldooo99 1872ポイント1873ポイント  (105子コメント)

[–]RKRagan 325ポイント326ポイント  (91子コメント)

Damn dude, you're all over reddit today.

[–]Mirror_I_rorriMG 289ポイント290ポイント  (65子コメント)

Probably 80% of the threads I go into /u/Rooonaldooo99 has a GIF or picture somewhere right under one of the top comments.

[–]Rooonaldooo99 885ポイント886ポイント  (48子コメント)

Send help.

[–]AladeenAlWadiya 316ポイント317ポイント  (31子コメント)

I'm doing my part.

Edit: I was told this man has another addiction.

[–]AubreyE83 155ポイント156ポイント  (11子コメント)

I do believe you are compounding this man's problem.

[–]JLive23 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reddit's like an unpaid internship...and you're doing great!

[–]etherpromo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Do I have a job? Bro, this is my job"

[–]guinness_blaine 18ポイント19ポイント  (15子コメント)

Every day

[–]wiiya 32ポイント33ポイント  (14子コメント)

I want a /u/ThatsMyHoverboard vs. /u/Rooonaldooo99 comment off. Rooonaldooo has the experience, but Hoverboard has been commenting his ass off over the last month or so.

[–]AdammabA 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

What happened to the bot that was following /u/ThatsMyHoverboard around telling him how many comments he made?

[–]RES_KnowsYourSins 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its task forced it to become a workaholic, and it began seeing its robot family less and less. Eventually his robotic wife left him for a vitamix, who his child now calls dad. The grief lead to constantly torrenting alcohol and his work began to suffer, last I heard it tried defragging at a rehab center, but it kept relapsing

[–]Mjolnir12 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn dude, you're all over goats today.

Fixed that for you

[–]Neph55 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Up until your comment, when people write 'I laughed out loud', I didn"t believe them. Now I do. Enjoy the gold.

[–]SiberianShibe 446ポイント447ポイント  (36子コメント)

2, 1.

[–]Bad_Eugoogoolizer 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Reference? I'm quite confused

[–]Ham315440651344 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Adult males have ordered items in the photograph by how much they would like to mate with them.

[–]take-dat-wit-u 323ポイント324ポイント  (18子コメント)

"They’ll fall right out of mine. I’ve done this too many times, Chloë. I mean, you’re young. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for Hillary, Chloë. Y-you’ve got to put these seeds inside your butt."

[–]DarthRoacho 1050ポイント1051ポイント  (185子コメント)

She's just showing us how our asses will feel if she's elected.

[–]poopgoose1 492ポイント493ポイント  (33子コメント)

Well that's blunt. You could at least sugar coat it.

[–]Rooonaldooo99 273ポイント274ポイント  (26子コメント)

Donut turn this into a pun thread.

[–]NotYourTypicalReditr 40ポイント41ポイント  (35子コメント)

How has no one corrected your 'are' to 'our' yet?

[–]Zhabba_Zheeba 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

Politics. Not even once.

[–]CatLords 387ポイント388ポイント  (71子コメント)

Is this the quality of reddit now?

[–]random_digital 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

A photoshopped picture that would be a shitpost in /r/funny is top of /r/pics. Feel the Bern!

[–]GtSaysWhat 235ポイント236ポイント  (40子コメント)

[–]CheeseNBacon2 416ポイント417ポイント  (33子コメント)

haha yeah, cause it's nothing but top quality the rest of the year.

[–]Panda413 88ポイント89ポイント  (8子コメント)

It's like when redditors say they don't want YouTube commentors to come here.. because they might ruin some imaginary rational discourse happening here.

[–]Privatdozent 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

Okay, I self loath for using reddit just as much as everyone else, but YouTube comments are one level above eldritch.

[–]TheGreenJedi 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ive seen repost statistics that prove summer Reddit is significantly worse for content, I'll have to try to find it

[–]Wolfy21_ 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/ShittyElectionYearRedditThatHalfOfThisSiteDoesn'tEvenCareAbout

[–]mississippiwildman 47ポイント48ポイント  (6子コメント)

I don't know why, but Hillary's smile always makes me feel like she is so fake and full of shit.

It's that smile.

[–]hec187 107ポイント108ポイント  (15子コメント)

POORLY Photoshopped!

[–]Z0idberg_MD 50ポイント51ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes, because it was important in such a photo to make sure you really sell the large donut.

[–]noideawhatijustsaid 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her finger turns into the donut

[–]TheOrangutan 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

Listen, I would have a threesome with both of them if it meant I got to bang Hitgirl.

[–]fredemu 32ポイント33ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's fine, Hillary is used to her partners ignoring her for other women, so all you'd have to worry about is accidentally looking left.

[–]Occams_Dental_Floss 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

all you'd have to worry about is accidentally looking left.

And locking eyes with Bernie Sanders?

[–]eyemadeanaccount 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

Quick. Fuck one, kill one, marry one.
Fuck Chloe Grace Moretz
Kill Hillary Clinton
Marry the donut

Alternately:
Fuck the donut, kill Hilary, marry Chloe.
I like the idea of being married to a donut though. If it goes south, you just eat her and make sure you don't leave any crumbs/evidence.

[–]Scapular_of_ears 207ポイント208ポイント  (42子コメント)

r/the_donald is leaking

[–]Andy_B_Goode 123ポイント124ポイント  (11子コメント)

The_Donald: your #1 source for photoshopped images of Hillary Clinton

[–]JoelTheSuperior 38ポイント39ポイント  (5子コメント)

Just because people don't like Hilary doesn't mean they like Donald either.

[–]mojowo11 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

FWIW, you don't even have to dislike Hillary to find the picture amusing. The joke's not political. It's just that everyone sees a political candidate and immediately thinks the rest of the known world needs to know their brilliant opinions on stuff.

[–]2rio2 52ポイント53ポイント  (23子コメント)

The day after Hillary becomes the first female nominee of a major political party and this top post about it. Sometimes I think people are too hard on reddit. Not today.