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[–]0_0mmmmmmm-NY 92ポイント93ポイント  (17子コメント)

No one likes my suggestions of Mexico or Liberia. Instead they're picking Canada or some white European country in their fantasies of moving out of the country.

None seem to realize it actually takes effort (a widespread allergy for Liberal whiners) to immigrate. They seem to think that they just show up at the border and utter the magic phrase "fuk drumpf lol" to become a full citizen of a foreign country.

[–]DumbScribblyUnctiousUSA 26ポイント27ポイント  (11子コメント)

I love asking them if they have a current passport and they say no.

[–]checkm8-AUS 14ポイント15ポイント  (8子コメント)

Even with passports, could any of them even afford to buy a plane ticket? lmao

[–]KinOfManyISR 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

I don't know, what's the current price of airline tickets to Canada in food stamps?

[–]PlebbitHaterAUS 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

In fairness Getting into Israel would be pretty easy Just gotta convert to Judaism then petition the embassy for right of return

[–]alphaheeb 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Israel has very strict policies regarding recognizing conversions. It has to be done by specific Orthodox Rabbis who r approved by the Chief Rabbinate of Israel. The conversion process is very long and very difficult.

[–]mortiphago -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

The conversion process is very long and very difficult.

pffffff, how hard can it be to learn hebrew

[–]KinOfManyISR 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Learnimg Hebrew, losing 10% of your manhood, perfecting the secret cabal handshake... It's kind of a hard actually.

Edit: shame about the guy who removed his comment. It was pretty funny

[–]KinOfManyISR 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the conversion part that's hard.

After you convert, the Chief Rabbinate of Israel has to review your case. This is the only authority (as far as I know) that's allowed to recognize Jews entering Israel. It's a hellish process unless you know a Rabbinate certified Rabbi, and even then, he's obligated to decline your request to convert three times.

[–]bigworm713TX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aside from the (((Hollywood))) crowd, most of these people are radically anti-Israel and the only reason they would go there would be to blow shit up on behalf of the Palestinians.

[–]Absolute_Wanker 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Then again, not having a passport is a guarrantee to getting into another country, isn't it Sweden?

[–]Desert2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only for non-whites though

[–]Vanmotorcyclegearguy 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a Canadian: We don't really want these people. Few have the skills we want from immigrants. If they did, we do have immigration programs for them already. Really, TN visas aren't that hard to get if you have in demand skills. And if they think they're going to find a higher density of white people in our large urban centers, they're going to be really disappointed.

[–]PadBan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a Canadian: We don't really want these people.

As a European, ditto.

[–]El_Capitalisto 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't generalize all liberals Clinton makes a great effort to hide her high-treason and genocide history and she votes liberal too!

[–]Dantalion_Delacroix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, that's about how our Canadian borders operate at the moment

[–]nightmancommethFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Canada white? You guys have never been to the big cities (Toronto, Vancouver) yet have you?

[–]FlippitySkippity 52ポイント53ポイント  (26子コメント)

I honestly hope they leave, but realistically where would they go? Canada?

[–]WSWFarm 35ポイント36ポイント  (17子コメント)

Not many white people left in the major cities of canada. Even the Guardian admits toronto is fifty percent foreign born, and vancouver is now about seventy percent asian. Lots to learn about the perils of immigration from examining canada.

[–]d3m0m4n 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

seventy percent asian

What the fuck Canada

[–]bitshifter 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah it sucks. I grew up on the prairies, where people are decent to each other and courteous (think of the Oklahoma stereotype for Americans), but after fifteen years in Vancouver I simply don't have it in me anymore. Why be polite and friendly when you just get stomped on by some culture that couldn't give any less of a fuck? Why should multiculturalism mean "fuck you, got mine"?

[–]RebinsCAN 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah. Markham, which is close to Toronto is so heavily asian that I completely avoid it like the plague. Not like I hate Asian people, but everything there has tiny english text and everyone looks at me funny.

[–]jav253 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Chinese are buying Canada. They are buying the USA too but at a slower rate. Canada even sold off it's gold reserves. It's barely a country IMO.

[–]killdieCOAL 10ポイント11ポイント  (8子コメント)

I went to New York and it's has more Minorities than Montreal. So imagine Major Canadian cities have a New York esque diversity rate.

But yeah we're getting stamped out by massive immigration. Throughout school we were taught that Canada is a multicultural country that welcomes people of all races and nationalities.

None of our political parties are against it, it will never stop.

[–]OrangeJuliusPageFL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

New York and it's has more Minorities than Montreal

The thing is with the Quebecois, they do not eff around to accommodate you if you do not integrate. I have known many Canadians who grew up or lived in Montreal. Ethnically, many were Greek, Armenian, and A-rab, and all of them were forced to learn Quebecois French in order to integrate. Ditto for the Anglo Canadians and Americans I knew who went to McGill, a very excellent university. If you weren't pretty close to fluent en francais, good luck getting admitted to clubs or served in many restaurants.

As an aside, many of the Greeks I knew from Montreal were of Pontic Greek extraction (modern Turkey along the Black Sea). Great people and big community up there, and they, along with the Armenians, suffered tremendous persecution at the hands of our NATO "allies" from Turkey, the same folks flooding Europe with human parasites.

[–]LOLWATERUDOIN -1ポイント0ポイント  (6子コメント)

Why be against it? Why stop it immigration? Generally curious.

[–]killdieCOAL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never said I was against it or for it.

[–]BedriddenSam 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

White peoples voting power is what made all these places nice to live. That's why they are all going there, but when white people are a minority and all these new groups vote along ethnic lines like they do everywhere else it will be a total disaster and Canada will end up more like the countries they came from.

[–]FreeJerry 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's more than just voting power. It's lifestyle, and culture, and attitude. This is blatantly obvious but not allowed to be said.

[–]TyronequaviousVA 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

This 100%. Western countries were made great by white people and because of that they belong to white people.

[–]CuckSandersUSAF[M] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Both above Banned Under Rule III Violation

For assuming that all the non-white LEGAL Immigrants, and their Firstborn Citizens do not belong in the United States.

I am a Latino and my father gained his citizenship though Military Service and gave birth to 3 sons who of which all grew up to serve in the U.S. Military at one point in their lives.

Value the ones who come here for love of this country to find their own version of the American Dream, and get rid of your anger.

My American Dream happens to be banning uncivil people, so if you can disavow your comment and apologize to the brothers and sisters you didn't even know you had's service and hard work gained Legal Immigration, you will be unbanned.

I speak on the assumption that you are American.

[–]assucero 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Im a Canadian, born here in Calgary and its true, a large amount of citizen here weren't born here in Canada. but wtf man? "not many white people left"? thats the dumbest shit i heard all day... c'mon merica get your shit together

[–]twelvis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Canuck from Vancouver here. You're totally right. Also, most of the Asians here despise other Asians who come here and don't integrate.

[–]SemesterGamingIA 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

NOT MEXICO. MAGA

[–]ModernMonk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"if Trump wins I am moving to Mexico!" - Said no one ever.

[–]deathlyzero 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Canada doesn't have a greater white density. We have tonnes of people from all over the world living here. Vancouver is mostly asians.

[–]ColdBrewIrishCoffee 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

A friend of mine was looking into Ireland.

It's always super white countries, isn't it?

[–]flameoguyUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're probably just picking an excuse to move away, and know that Trump will win so they choose that.

[–]PadBan 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

A friend of mine was looking into Ireland.

We really don't need anymore left wing lunatics. Tell them to fuck off!

[–]ColdBrewIrishCoffee 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah he's anti Hillary so he can stay. I think he's voting Stein.

[–]PadBan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If SJWs move to Ireland because of Trump then they're in for a surprise. Abortion is illegal, 96% of schools are controlled by the church and they'll always be considered a foreigner.

[–]RedditJusticeWarriorNY 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ever notice how almost everyone who says shit like this aren't really providing any real value to society? Good. Get the fuck out and take your gender studies degree with you.

[–]bujweiser 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or that anybody ever moves?

[–]WafflesAndMarblesNY 32ポイント33ポイント  (9子コメント)

My sister everyone.

[–]browwiwKY 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

You're just offering her up?

[–]WafflesAndMarblesNY 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

Look. I love her but she's a teacher. Lived overseas in multiple places. Had visas run out and had to leave places. Then thinks it's wrong to kick out illegals..

[–]browwiwKY 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

But you're still offering her to everyone, right?

[–]WafflesAndMarblesNY 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Clearly I misunderstood the intent of your question.

[–]Killar-12USA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

send her to Sweeden and allah will welcome your gift to the needy people who are there.

[–]Donminator 41ポイント42ポイント  (1子コメント)

No! Please, stay here! We need you, we cannot live without you, (said no one ever).

[–]MAGA_HoosierIN 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're vital to our nation (you're not).

[–]baphometsayshi 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

if all the whiny youth liberals were to leave the country it would actually improve the economy since there would be less people leaching off of the system/their parents

[–]TOUGHGUYJEBPA 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bailed for a couple years once Obama started giving up on even pretending to even like America to a low-HDI brown country. Your dollar just goes much further in poor places.

[–]0_0mmmmmmm-NY 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

A conservative in a foreign country like that would have enough sense to keep themselves safe and carve out a decent existence.

A liberal would be victimized non-stop by the locals, and then apologize profusely for triggering them.

[–]JumpyPorcupine 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

I love telling Liberals this. Honestly there are many countries south of the border that I would rather live in. Notably Chile and Costa Rica.

[–]Quetetris 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

Chilean here, the best part of being in a third world country is that since people have real problems to deal with the frequency of SJW shit going mainstream is like once or twice year

[–]JumpyPorcupine 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't it ironic that the people who complain about privilege are the among the most privileged in human history?

[–]OrangeJuliusPageFL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is your sea bass down there?

[–]FreeJerry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't Chile just about the most developed and well-off Latin American country, though? I was under the impression that Pinochet, despite his brutality, brought about lots of market reforms that pushed the country ahead.

[–]TOUGHGUYJEBPA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spent the last couple years in Costa Rica, was a good time but you haven't seen traffic or a commute that bad in your life.

[–]arcoolkaMI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Belize is supposed to be high-T as well.

[–]GenerationXFactorPA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is interesting that the majority of idiots always opt for Canada and not Mexico.

[–]mr_progo 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I wonder if one of these cucks could trade citizenships with me. :( Finland be so cucked (and so socialized Breadline-Bernie would be far right here)

[–]MAGA_HoosierIN 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is an amazing idea. Trump should institute a citizen exchange program. Each side could present his bona fides (loves freedom/hates self, etc.) and matches could be made.

[–]XxSCRAPOxX 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think we could just swap ids and passports right? How's your credit score?

[–]poopmeisterthe5th 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most sjws would never step foot in a poorer country

[–]DoctorDank 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

The people I always see saying this have absolutely zero skills that would allow them to legally emigrate to another first world country. Like, Canada doesn't need anymore bartenders, folks. You wouldn't be allowed to emigrate (legally).

[–]CornGunMN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think this is all a part of Trump's plan to MAGA. Let all the braindead cucks leave, and we are left with the best society has to offer.

[–]woodyboogie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

A person kept talking about illegals as if they were the best people in America right now. She said she was going to move to Canada if Trump wins. So, I asked why not move to Mexico where your money will go a lot further than Canada? I mean, you love these illegals so much after all and you work a job that pays low wages so you want to get the most for your money. They said "Well Mexico is hot and I don't speak Spanish." This person also advocates that illegals do not need to learn English and that we all should learn Spanish to accommodate them. Guess they don't practice what they preach.

[–]XxSCRAPOxX 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm considering leaving if Hillary wins, and yes to a country with a higher amount of rich white people.

[–]indecisive_sloth 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do you assume that these countries want American migrants?

[–]exShinraNAVY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you have any sort of capital, you might want to try somewhere rural. Escape from the world a bit.

Maybe some ultra poor South American country, in the rural areas, such as Chile.

[–]Typo-KignCA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump should deport all these cucks when he's elected.

[–]finalbauce 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't just move to another country. We are not the only country with closed borders. It's hard enough to get a visa in most countries, why do people think they can just pick up and move to another country. That is not how it really works.

[–]Feel_The_Trump 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE LOVE OUR COUNTER-SIGNAL MEMES

[–]Wolfs_ClawCA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

An LA radio show I hear coworkers listening to from time to time has morning hosts who shit on Trump every day, and talk about how they're moving to Canada if he wins.

Then, every commercial break at least half the ads are Ad Council, i.e. taxpayer funded.

[–]SickWattageFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a naturalized citizen, I hope a shit ton of people get deported when Trump wins.

[–]thatswhatshisaidTX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok serious question: What kind of meme is this and where did it originate? I've only seen this kind of meme on Facebook.

[–]rektingyou 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They should already leave if this is how they feel. At least the rioters are willing to fight for what they believe in, these faggots want to run away from any perceived adversity.

[–]maga_nrg_man 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do those cucks want to stay in North America? Be adventurous! Move to China or India or Congo.

[–]Glasg0wGrin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The "I'm going to move if X wins," claims have been going on for decades. Literally no one moves because a president they don't like is elected.

[–]moldy_cake 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

my only issue with this is, well, lots of americans speak only english, so where else would we move?

[–]Dr_VingerbanPA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn I love these.

[–]psychedelicsexfunk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yall acting like immigration issue is the only reason why people don't want to vote for Trump.

[–]iulica15 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

can someone tell me how are these memes called?