I was a full incel like you guys. Kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin. But then I developed a fail-proof strategy of obtaining a prime-age girlfriend, and I will share my conquest with you guys.

First, I made an account on Tumblr. I know I know, tumblr's gay and full of SJWs. That's true. But I didn't make the account to participate in it. What I did was search through the tags like "Depression", "Anxiety", "Self-Harm" etc. These were the girls that I would be aiming after. If you do this, it helps that you aim for the younger girls (because they're more precocious) but obviously don't do anything illegal, make sure to look to look up what the age of consent is in both her state and yours.

After searching through these tags, I found this prime 16 year old girl (legal where I am) who lived by me and came from a really broken home, no friends, and was really depressed and anxious. I would slowly start to talk to her through the chat feature telling her that she was actually beautiful and that I couldn't believe people in her life were treating her so poorly. A lot of these girls are really desperate for any attention they can get so they will typically respond pretty often. Talking is obviously difficult if you have autism (which I do) but you have some leeway because the girls are usually naive that they don't care about your social problems. I would sometimes buy her small things off of Amazon too, which is kind of beta, but not a big deal in the long run for what I'll be getting.

Eventually I escalated it to getting her number and then meeting with her IRL. Took her virginity (shit was so cash) on the first day we meet because she put out like nothing. I continued to send her attention and gifts, and now she stops by my place after school almost every day for sex and cuddling because her parents are absent and don't care where she is. All I have to do now is tell her I love her and that she's beautiful.

The best part is how obsessed she is. She wants to move out into my place and start having kids as soon as she graduates, and she tells me the names of the fantasy kids and what they will look like. Doubt it will ever get that serious, but it's still hot that she's that obsessed. She's even offered to drop out early just so that she can move in with me that much sooner.

But that's how I escaped incel hell and found myself a piece of prime teen pussy. We're all going to make it, I feel it.