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Most orgasmic Skyrim female?
(note: The r/skyrim subreddit is rated PG13 so word your replies accordingly)
Understand that this is not the same as asking "Who is hottest?" because the human female sexual response is NOT dictated entirely by high quality DNA. This is also not the same as asking "Who would you marry?" simply because many Skyrim players opt entirely for the pure gaming utility of the NPC with no regard for eye-candy visuals.
Your pick for most orgasmic Skyrim female would presumably involve her back-story and current circumstances, her health and diet and exercise and the influences on her day to day psychology and her overall self-image, just to name a few of the major factors.
So no credit if you just post a reference to Skyrim eye-candy girl X and comment "she's hot" without also arguing why she's the most orgasmic female in all of Skyrim.
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[–]eshonbel 35 points36 points37 points  (6 children)
Nazeem. He goes to the cloud district often.
[–]JDMJules 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
I rolled so many toons, killed him in many different ways, before I knew the Cloud District was just up the steps...
YOU SEE ME UP THERE ALL THE TIME YOU JACKASS
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-66 points-65 points-64 points  (4 children)
Fail. Not a female. Make your own thread.
[–]eshonbel 23 points24 points25 points  (2 children)
Oh, it took years,but I earned my way to the top. I own Chilfurrow Farm. Very successful business. Obviously.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-38 points-37 points-36 points  (1 child)
Hehe ... so yer sayin' Nazeem is actually a female under the hood?
[–]eshonbel 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
Yes, definitely.
[–]CoffeechipmunkPC 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
For someone so smart, you don't seem to understand sarcasm.
[–]Agandaur72 41 points42 points43 points  (13 children)
Weird fucking question
[–]Freezer_SlavePC 15 points16 points17 points  (11 children)
This guy's entire post history is /r/iamverysmart material.
[–]Jazshaz 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
You know you fucked up when you have negative karma after a year.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-62 points-61 points-60 points  (9 children)
:) Hehe so if I understand you correctly, you're basically demeaning the intelligence of the average Skyrim player, or you're dismissing the depth of effort that went into designing each female NPC and back-story. Any adult Skyrim player that has experienced most of the content should be able to answer and debate/defend their answer.
[–]dwarvesarebetter 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
/u/Freezer_Slave You're right! The guy's a fucking perverted narcissist!
[–]sesekriri 10 points11 points12 points  (4 children)
Not tha average Skyrim player, just you. I hate to say it buddy but you might be a psychopath. Go back to tumblr where people still say you're special
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-40 points-39 points-38 points  (3 children)
So you're either not mature enough to answer the question or you do not or cannot care about some of the Skyrim lore. I picked the Shor's stone miner chick and argued why. Is that problematic for you or is this topic just too mature for you?
[–]gunt_master 11 points12 points13 points  (2 children)
Do you write off any opinion as "not mature enough" anytime it disagrees with your own? That is immaturity itself.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-34 points-33 points-32 points  (1 child)
If the opinion has an unwarranted personal attack then yes I dismiss it. If the answer in this thread indicates that somebody didn't read the OP question or is ignoring it entirely then it fails.
[–]Lawley3 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
tip
[–]Derpy_Bird 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Dude shave your neckbeard and sell your fedora
[–]EpicRaptorflair 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
You're a fucking creep dude
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-31 points-30 points-29 points  (0 children)
pun intended?
[–]Paranoid_ParabolaPS3 14 points15 points16 points  (9 children)
You need to get laid, and soon....
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-47 points-46 points-45 points  (8 children)
Or maybe you do or the subject is just too mature for you.
I'm married ... two kids ... I understand the subject really well (thousands of times really well)
It's a simple question but maybe too much for you to handle at this point in your life.
[–]Hey_Martin 16 points17 points18 points  (7 children)
Too mature... You're trying to describe women as orgasmic lol. You are not mature at all. You seriously seem like the most socially retarded cringy person ever
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-43 points-42 points-41 points  (6 children)
Whether you're able to realize it or not, the OP question is actually a thoughtful Skyrim lore question, simply because you can't deliver any kind of worthy answer if you don't know some of the Skyrim lore (which includes back-story for the females). The question requires a level of maturity moreso than just the juvenile "My peepee gets hard when I look at her, so I pick her!"
[–]Hey_Martin 9 points10 points11 points  (4 children)
Here is the definition of orgasmic or·gas·mic ôrˈɡazmik/ adjective of or relating to orgasm. (of a person) able to achieve orgasm.
Now on the topic of asking about the females of skyrim while considering the above definition and how orgasmic they are, how is this a thoughtful skyrim lore question? It really does boil down to the juvenile what girl is hottest.
There is a worthy answer for you. If you want good answers about what woman would make a strong mate in the harsh environment of skyrim, maybe consider better wording.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-27 points-26 points-25 points  (3 children)
Note that the OP question is NOT about ("your") orgasmic response, which would be just another form of the "Who is hot?" question. The OP question is a Lore question that would require you to
  • Understand the medical truth of female sexuality
  • Understand some of the Skyrim lore and back-story
Read my response about the Shor's stone girl and you'll see a decent answer.
[–]Hey_Martin 11 points12 points13 points  (2 children)
I read it and all I saw was cringy neckbeard bullshit.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-30 points-29 points-28 points  (1 child)
Then I would say the subject is too mature for you or you have issues with the subject of healthy human female sexuality.
[–]redditcardfraud 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
I think calling women "human females" like a species to be studied and polling Reddit on which fictional character from a game is "orgasmic" would throw your definition of healthy sexuality in question.
[–]EpicRaptorflair 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
It really isn't
[–]gunt_master 16 points17 points18 points  (3 children)
The Anime Scrolls V: Waifu
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-46 points-45 points-44 points  (2 children)
Fail. That's not a Skyrim female. Get another thread.
[–]Francis-Hates-You 8 points9 points10 points  (1 child)
Okay, who the fuck says fail anymore? This isn't 2012.
[–]GuyWithPie 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
Fail. Not a dank meme. Get another sub.
[–]Packpinchdipnspit 15 points16 points17 points  (7 children)
Ok the night mothers mummified vulva looks pretty enticing. Right guys and gals ?
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-42 points-41 points-40 points  (6 children)
Fail. She's got no autonomic nervous system and thus incapable of any sexual response.
[–]Packpinchdipnspit 11 points12 points13 points  (5 children)
That doesn't mean I can't flick her bean
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-38 points-37 points-36 points  (4 children)
Fail. It doesn't exist.
[–]capitolHillbillie 9 points10 points11 points  (3 children)
Fail. You should be ashamed.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-27 points-26 points-25 points  (2 children)
Haha! ashamed of what? Actually arguing that a dead mummy does not have a nervous system or sex organs?
[–]GuyWithPie 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Fail. Not a dank meme. Get another sub.
[–]GrixusMUDCRAB 14 points15 points16 points  (3 children)
  • She has a great diet with access to mud
  • She was raised as a mudcrab so she is mud and crab
  • She was raised around mudcrabs who apparently respect her (she's a mudcrab)
  • She is slightly wounded physically/emotionally (she's a survivor)
  • Crab
  • She has well developed pincers (important erogenous zone)
  • She has great chitin (important erogenous zone)
  • She has a short shell exposing the legs (important erogenous zone)
[–]HexCubed 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
8/10 would bang
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-21 points-20 points-19 points  (1 child)
:) Hehe ... well played. I guess I didn't specify 'human' did I?
[–]dwarvesarebetter 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
The fuck is wrong with you?
[–]PM_ME_QUINN_HENTAI 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
I'm just hear for the comments.
[–]sesekriri 10 points11 points12 points  (8 children)
Seriously dude, you may actually have autism. I'm not trying to be mean, but read the Wikipedia page for a minute, you may get a revelation.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-15 points-14 points-13 points  (7 children)
Why? Because most of the replies are satirical and lack humor?
[–]redditcardfraud 2 points3 points4 points  (6 children)
Because you're a robot
[–]Riitoken[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (5 children)
Why?
[–]redditcardfraud 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
You speak very awkwardly, and it takes a certain type of lack-of-self-awareness to discount the majority's opinion of one's actions and instead dissonate that they're immature or otherwise not taking you seriously.
[–]Riitoken[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (3 children)
Dude it's simple. I don't like thread hi-jackers (ever). It's not like I put a giant sign on the OP that said "Hey come hi-jack this thread with every kind of depraved reference possible." However, given the subject matter and the nature of random internet users at large, it is to be expected that many would see the thread as an opportunity for beavis-butthead humor.
So just for the record, I really was interested in doing a nerdy Skyrim lore thread where intelligent gamers argued about which of the Skyrim females were most orgasmic (logically - not because you think they're hot).
[–]redditcardfraud 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
That was a terrific non-answer. Good luck with your thread.
[–]Riitoken[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Ok let me try it this way ... since you really have an issue with my style how 'bout you write the words you'd like me to say because that appears to be your only motive (i.e. to get others to write the words you want).
[–]redditcardfraud 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Okay. Sure. "I realize that maybe the skyrim subreddit might not receive my desire to talk about 'orgasmic females' as much as I might have hoped"
[–]PasurojitiPC 6 points7 points8 points  (2 children)
Well, obviously it's the Spriggans. I mean, they're like made of leaves, and...
Oh. I thought it said "organic".
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-19 points-18 points-17 points  (1 child)
Spriggans are shy so you need to ("leaf") her alone.
[–]EpicRaptorflair 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
You're autistic so you need to ("kill") yourself
[–]arwenosPC 4 points5 points6 points  (5 children)
Holy shit this entire thread is a trainwreck. Every single response OP gave made me cringe.
[–]GuyWithPie 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
Fail. Not a Skyrim female.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-19 points-18 points-17 points  (3 children)
Dude you cannot be serious ... my responses made you cringe?? Did you actually read all the idiot responses about child abusers and child vampires and dead mummy's and crabs and flying gay black man? All I can say is that if my responses made you cringe then you're seriously twisted.
[–]ColaBunny 6 points7 points8 points  (2 children)
Fail. Those were obviously satire, and you missing the satire entirely just shows how "immature" you really are.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-15 points-14 points-13 points  (1 child)
No, did not ("miss") the satire dude ... just didn't want it ... most of it isn't even remotely close to humorous. But it's typical for reddit so as normal you just wade thru the dozens of crap replies waiting for anybody to say something intelligent and interesting.
[–]EpicRaptorflair 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Fail. Not a (dank) meme, get another thread.
[–]SeganaBanana 4 points5 points6 points  (2 children)
Any dark elf chick because they are sloots
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-14 points-13 points-12 points  (1 child)
Why? What part of the lore indicates that? And what makes you think ("slutty") girls are more orgasmic than the purer kind?
[–]SeganaBanana 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Dark elf females have extremely high sex drives in their youth. Read "The Real Barenziah."
And obviously if a girl is really fucking into it then she's more "orgasmic." Dark elf all day
[–]waffle247 10 points11 points12 points  (4 children)
Me in a tutu?
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-37 points-36 points-35 points  (3 children)
Fail. Not a Skyrim female. Get another thread.
[–]GuyWithPie 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
Fail. Not a dank meme. Get another sub.
[–]waffle247 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
You don't know my life!
[–]EpicRaptorflair 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
1) You lose a tremendous amount of credibility when you claim that 100% of my posts are obnoxious. I claim that NONE of my posts are obnoxious. I've asked you to falsify this and you refuse.
2) Judging by your posts, you are a CS student looking at the big world trying to find your place.
3) For reasons I do not understand, the UVOX project is threatening to you. That just doesn't make sense to me. I don't get it. If you don't need the UVOX source code then why would it matter? If you do need/want it then why don't you just request a copy?
4) You claim that you are part of the Farcraft™ demographic when you probably are NOT. I don't know, it just depends on the quality of your PC.
The Farcraft™ demographic is composed of high-end PC gamers (like myself) that would be interested in playing a cube based game from a AAA studio like Blizzard or EA. Farcraft™ was researched and designed and built for WoW fans and Diablo fans and Starcraft fans.
I don't get to decide whether or not you choose to be in the Farcraft™ demographic or whether this idea appeals to you. You alone have the authority to decide this for yourself. You have zero authority to speak as a focus group member because you are not part of any of our focus groups. So I am NOT understanding why I should care about your opinion? If you think I should be caring more about your opinion then help me understand why.
For the record, this is my only account. I don't use alt accounts on forums. The reddit admins know who I am and they know the identities of the other Farcraft™ associates. I sent the information myself to circumvent those that like to make false accusations (like you).
Lastly, as the primary owner of Farcraft™, is there anything I can do for you?
[–]sirnathanq 4 points5 points6 points  (5 children)
Can we archive this somewhere? Like r/malefashionadvice's penis post? This whole thread is head and shoulders weirder than anything I've seen here. From the thirst of the question, to OP's persistence and writing style, everything about this thread is original and bizarre.
[–]Squirtle_TurtlePC 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
What's the /r/malefashionadvice penis post?
[–]mudafukamatt 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Not sure but he might be referring to the post where the op was asking how to make his balls look bigger in underwear, seen here
[–]mushinnoshit 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I looked for it but all OP's posts were deleted, did anyone preserve that cringe goldmine?
[–]username1993 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Seriously, what's the penis post?
[–]Riitoken[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
It might be that you've just never been exposed to the true nerdy underbelly of real fantasy RPG. I can assure you that anybody, who grew up with the pen and paper D&D generation like I did, would see this topic is just plain and normal. Have you ever seen any episode of Big-Bang where the nerds passionately debate some arcane comic book lore? This thread is just a real world instance of that kind of thing.
[–]LosGrak 6 points7 points8 points  (12 children)
Grelod the Kind
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-35 points-34 points-33 points  (11 children)
Fail. She's bitter and hateful and evil. Hate and anger kill the sexual response.
[–]LosGrak 8 points9 points10 points  (7 children)
Maybe for you it does.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-35 points-34 points-33 points  (6 children)
Correct, for normal healthy humans, anger kills the libido and anybody that tries to point to make-up sex as a rebut is failing to mention that the moment the angry love-spat turns to boom-boom is the moment they're no longer angry but simply riding the hormones released during the fight.
[–]LosGrak 6 points7 points8 points  (4 children)
What you fail to realize is that my answer is completely satirical because this is a fail post created by a fail user.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-24 points-23 points-22 points  (3 children)
Ok well I took you seriously and why shouldn't I given the OP question and the somewhat depraved nature of random internet comments. For future reference if you really want to guarantee that readers see your tongue-in-cheek tone then use some kind of tongue-in-cheek emote. And you have to agree that my response would be normal in the case you were serious.
[–]LosGrak 5 points6 points7 points  (2 children)
Nothing about this thread is normal.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-22 points-21 points-20 points  (1 child)
I guess ("normal") is subjective. The OP question is actually a Skyrim lore question because you simply can't deliver any kind of valid answer to the OP question if you ignore the lore or you try to answer the "Who's hot?" question. Is it normal to discuss the sexual ability of mummies and child-vampires and child abusers and hot Nordic girls? Well it depends on the context. In normal casual subway conversation the subject is probably not normal, but in a forum about a fantasy RPG video game that has all of the afore-mentioned NPC's, it seems perfectly fine. Is there something preventing you from offering your serious best answer to the OP question?
[–]EpicRaptorflair 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Fail. Not a dank meme, get another sub.
[–]EpicRaptorflair 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
implying your a normal healthy human
[–]Packpinchdipnspit 9 points10 points11 points  (2 children)
Maybe for you it does op. Your not accepting of other people's opinions
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-26 points-25 points-24 points  (1 child)
Correct. I am judging the replies based on the wording of the OP. If your reply fails then it is what it is.
[–]redditcardfraud 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Fails by what measure? Is this a poll or a quiz?
[–]Alchemist27ish 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
Rip ops karma
[–]FriedJesus 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
What the fuck did you just make me read with my own eyes?
I've never seen something that embodied both /r/justneckbeardthings and /r/iamverysmart in such a magnificent way.
And before you say "Fail." let me just respond with "get help, you absolute psychopath"
[–]Packpinchdipnspit 7 points8 points9 points  (6 children)
Bebbette from the dbs. She has the body of a 5th grader with the brains of a 10000 year old vapmire. I would bury my hog in that any day
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-20 points-19 points-18 points  (0 children)
Describing why you think Babette is hot does NOT answer the OP question does it? Try explaining (in the lore) why a 300 year old child vampire is the most orgasmic Skyrim female. Or is that beyond your ability to argue lore like this?
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-28 points-27 points-26 points  (4 children)
I assume you meant "Babette"
Fail. She's a 300 year old vampire who cares about blood a hundred times more than anything sexual.
[–]LordBrontes 3 points4 points5 points  (3 children)
So any answer that is not your answer is a responded to with "Fail"? If he finds Babette orgasmic who are you to disagree? It's a subjective opinion. There's no objectively "orgasmic" female in Skyrim who outstrips all the rest.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-13 points-12 points-11 points  (2 children)
No. Any answer in this thread that appears to be "I think she's hot" is NOT a valid answer to the actual OP question is it? The orgasmic ability of 300 year old child vampire has nothing to with whether or not any Skyrim player thinks she's hot, does it?
Read my pick for the Shor's chick and look at the uesp image. She's probably not the hottest female in all of Skyrim right? Note that my reasoning was "logical" (and lore based) and had nothing to do with my natural personal visual bias toward "hottest."
The OP question is a harder question than just "Who's hot?" - probably requires more effort to word a decent answer.
[–]LordBrontes 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
But Babette isn't hot. She wasn't picked because she's attractive. She's got the body of a kid. But the knoweldge of a 1000 year old woman. So she must have a lot of experience with seduction, she demonstrates as much when you first meet her and she recounts her seduction of some meal she had.
Note that this has nothing to do with a natural personal visual bias toward "hottest."
Also, this is reddit. You can't really expect long worded eloquent answers on a post about Skyrim females.
[–]Riitoken[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
Ok well said, but you're making the case for her skill at seduction which is a skill that females can acquire independent of their orgasmic bent. Read the response I wrote about the seductiveness of Serana. By your measuring stick, Serana qualifies but the question was about actual orgasmic ability. Babette adapted her seductive narrative out of forced necessity - orgasms are not on her radar.
[–]SirAndrewLloydWebber 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
This question embarrasses me
[–]Riitoken[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Why?
[–]porcelaindragon 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
For anyone interested, I think I have narrowed OP's condition down to asperges.
[–]porcelaindragon 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Wtf, I posted this comment on a different thread. Oh well, i'm just going to leave it here, sorry OP!
[–]Riitoken[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
No you haven't. It's all in your mind - which is normal for the internet when anybody encounters something out of their box. You don't know me, never met me and your mind is just flailing for a profile. If this is your first nerdy RPG lore thread then welcome ... you're not in Kansas anymore.
[–]bruschette 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
Ok OP, you really seem to care about having this discussion, so I am going to do my best to give you my honest response. I think the most orgasmic woman in Skyrim is probably going to be a wood elf, an argonian, or a khajit. I'm going to go with Wujeeta because she seems the most prone to hedonistic indulgence.
I argue that it will be a bosmer, argonian, or khajit because of inferences about their general physiology based on their base skill attributes. They seem to have the most ability in reflex related skills and they are prone to chemical dependency on drugs that I assume affect their neurochemistry, possibly in a way that is similar to how orgasms can affect parts of the brain.
Honestly, this thread is the best thing I've read tonight, so this is just my way of repaying you for this gem, OP. I don't know a lot about Skyrim, but I've done my best.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-11 points-10 points-9 points  (0 children)
!!! Finally a decent answer to the nerdy OP question. Honestly my short list was all humans and I hadn't even considered the other semi-humanoid races but you make a good case for the Reptile and Feline and their penchant for chemicals. But I'm not as inclined to agree in the case of the Elves - they seem too frigid compared to the human females. However, I might be bias because the only followers I've tried are human females. The most catty was Serana - who was my 2nd choice. Bethesda did a great job designing her idle pathing - very cat like - and very seductive but logically not for sexual reasons - she's a vampire so she keeps brushing you on all sides because she can smell the blood in your juglar - she could care less about sexuality.
[–]darklordx123 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
This thread...
[–]gingerbeast124 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
This is retarded
[–]Riitoken[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Why?
[–]porcelaindragon 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
For anyone interested, I think I have narrowed OP's condition down to asperges.
[–]SiGTecanPC 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
I know people like to say it as a joke, but you may genuinely have autism OP.
[–]Riitoken[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
Why? because I showed no interest for some of the depraved attempts at humorous satire? Or because I grant no respect for thread hi-jackers?
[–]EpicRaptorflair 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
1) You lose a tremendous amount of credibility when you claim that 100% of my posts are obnoxious. I claim that NONE of my posts are obnoxious. I've asked you to falsify this and you refuse.
2) Judging by your posts, you are a CS student looking at the big world trying to find your place.
3) For reasons I do not understand, the UVOX project is threatening to you. That just doesn't make sense to me. I don't get it. If you don't need the UVOX source code then why would it matter? If you do need/want it then why don't you just request a copy?
4) You claim that you are part of the Farcraft™ demographic when you probably are NOT. I don't know, it just depends on the quality of your PC.
The Farcraft™ demographic is composed of high-end PC gamers (like myself) that would be interested in playing a cube based game from a AAA studio like Blizzard or EA. Farcraft™ was researched and designed and built for WoW fans and Diablo fans and Starcraft fans.
I don't get to decide whether or not you choose to be in the Farcraft™ demographic or whether this idea appeals to you. You alone have the authority to decide this for yourself. You have zero authority to speak as a focus group member because you are not part of any of our focus groups. So I am NOT understanding why I should care about your opinion? If you think I should be caring more about your opinion then help me understand why.
For the record, this is my only account. I don't use alt accounts on forums. The reddit admins know who I am and they know the identities of the other Farcraft™ associates. I sent the information myself to circumvent those that like to make false accusations (like you).
Lastly, as the primary owner of Farcraft™, is there anything I can do for you?
[–]Squirtle_TurtlePC 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Heimskr seems to be pretty orgasmic most of the time. Like in a perpetual state of orgasm.
[–]Crocodilefan 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
I dont wanna belive this is real but i know the internet well enough to know it sadly is
[–]Riitoken[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
You've obviously never been exposed to nerdy RPG lore discussions. I can assure you that this topic is very normal and plain to those types.
[–]bigdaddycruiser 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
The fact that OP mentioned he had kids in one of his responses deeply worries me.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-33 points-32 points-31 points  (7 children)
I'd pick Sylgja, based on the following factors:
  • She has a great diet with access to meat which elevates testosterone
  • She was raised as a miner so she is strong and healthy
  • She was raised around men who apparently respect her (she's confident)
  • She is slightly wounded physically/emotionally (she's a survivor)
  • She has a sense of being lonely (so she's ready for love)
  • She has well developed mammories (important erogenous zone)
  • She has great skin (important erogenous zone)
  • She has a short haircut exposing the neck (important erogenous zone)
[–]ProfDandruff 13 points14 points15 points  (2 children)
What the fuck
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-24 points-23 points-22 points  (1 child)
What the you? Is my answer not ("logical") ?
[–]sirnathanq 5 points6 points7 points  (3 children)
Click on that link and look into her eyes OP. What you just stated is creeping the hell out of that poor woman. Do you talk to real people this way? Reading that shit was so bad in Bethesda logic it was about 200 RADS a second. If you write this about a woman and she finds out, she's legally obligated to move to another state and change her name. Reading this cancer out loud is actually an incantation that will instantly end all sex within five miles of its recitation.
[–]Riitoken[S] comment score below threshold-9 points-8 points-7 points  (2 children)
Hehe ... ok I gotta admit that if you read my bullet points and then click on the uesp pic, your description of her reaction is priceless ... good job. But hold on now ... my bullet points are on target don't you agree?
[–]sirnathanq 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
"on target" is a funny way to spell "fucking terrifying." Seriously man, if you told a woman that you found her "orgasmic" because she's a lonely abuse survivor with prominent "erogenous zones" I'm pretty sure she could go ahead and legally kill you in self-defense.
[–]Riitoken[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
:) Hehe ... well first off, this isn't the Dr. Phil show where we hand out life advice. Secondly I never said the Shor's stone girl was abused by the men, in fact I implied the opposite - that they loved her like a daughter and protected her. It means she has a very healthy attitude toward men (i.e. she's not a man hater). Look at the uesp pic again, she looks rather pure and somewhat innocent even covered in cave dirt. But to your point, you're right, it's probably a bad idea for any male to approach a female and iterate my bullet points. But keep in mind man, the thread topic is not "How to get a date with an RPG girl."
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