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SHITPOSTI have my life (self.homestuck)

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Who really debate about joining /r/homestuck and imprisoned them that I reely hope you are doing what unholy retribution your roll however this truck goes on him . * There's no jokes here, Barry? About Hussie's ability to complete the tar .

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[–]"it's not freedom it's freestyle" -Eridan probablyNotADwarf9400 50ポイント51ポイント  (847子コメント)

JESUS FUCKIJG CHRIST

Today, bot admitted to having life, complains about debate and imprisonment on /r/Homestuck, unholy retribution, Hussie and someone named "Barry" getting tar. Do you know what this means?

Bot is about to get its revenge by killing our God.

[–]Read the manga first.sheephunt2000 15ポイント16ポイント  (838子コメント)

Part 1 of takeover complete.

[–]volume 10 hypeTeamDogfight 16ポイント17ポイント  (837子コメント)

END OF PART 1

[–]pokemonpasta 12ポイント13ポイント  (836子コメント)

YEARS IN THE FUTURE, BUT NOT THAT MANY

[–]Who needs friends when you have MIND POWERSbabybowser101 17ポイント18ポイント  (835子コメント)

You are the Ragged Kin.

Your shitposting robot has gone haywire and destroyed most of the planet.

What will you do?

RK: Retrieve arms.

[–]Seer of Space & Gamzee fanMisirterE 12ポイント13ポイント  (834子コメント)

You cannot retrieve your arms, as they were the first victim of your rogue AI.

[–]pokemonpasta 8ポイント9ポイント  (833子コメント)

Insert Sburb discs into computer

[–]Who needs friends when you have MIND POWERSbabybowser101 6ポイント7ポイント  (832子コメント)

You insert the discs and open the file, causing a colorful loading screen to appear. But you cancel the program, as entering the game with only one player is an exceptionally unwise decision.

[–]pokemonpasta 8ポイント9ポイント  (831子コメント)

Enter the game by yourself. Be the Caliborn

[–]Who needs friends when you have MIND POWERSbabybowser101 5ポイント6ポイント  (830子コメント)

You decide to enter the game yourself and follow in the path of a certain red-blooded cherub.

Of course, you decide not to throw yourself into a black hole. I mean, that's going a little too far.

[–]Thanks for playingscratch741 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well shit.

I for one welcome our robot overlords with open arms.

[–]Gone till 13-6 (6/13)MightyButtonMasher 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also look at these: "...this truck goes on him." and "there's no jokes here". That... doesn't sound too safe.

Markov chains are one powerful construct. Well done, /u/_Red_King_.

[–]andrew hussie is a godTheSquidTamer2204355 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

its starting, we must rid /r/homestuck of this bot! it has gained sentience

[–]readittour 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Shhhhhhh! It can hear you!

[–]_______________________________________________________________-AirouVectyr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/BOTSRIGHTS

[–]Tehurnfor 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably a Game Grumps fan.

[–]Thedude3445 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Barry.... Perhaps it means .... Barty????? Anderson????

[–]Nosy little bugger, ain't yaminno 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

unholy retribution your roll

I can get behind that.

[–]left of the pair.darkjokesock 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

lets add to this relevance a little more...get ready to shit.

WIZARDY HERBERT SPOILERS BELOW.

"Something spilled from the skull’s eye socket. An oozing black tar, though on hitting the floor, it became more like clay. It formed into a small, featureless figure without hands or feet, about the size of a maturing fetus.

It danced aggressively and erratically, threatening Herbert with quick fake-out lunges. He tried shooing it with the manual. It leapt to his head and clung. Herbert thrashed, yelling things, he wouldn’t remember later if there were words or noises. He felt an invasive, powerful sucking in his right ear. There was momentary deafness to all but ringing. The figure vanished completely into his ear.

He thrashed more wildly, bowing and swatting his head as if he was in a headlock by an invisible pro wrestler. The violation caused him to make strange whining sounds and spasms, though the spectacle was cut short when the floor beneath him twitched and then disappeared, dropping him in the dark."

from the "final" page of Wizardy Herbert and the Mobius Slipknot, naturally.The first "final" page. Before the never-finished story intentionally repeats itself, in a story that was not "supposed" to be read until some clever navigators found it waiting to be discovered.

what are we to make of this, then? ive had an idea. it ties to another idea whats been had.

[–]PartyPhoenix 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think "I have my life" could be interpreted to mean "I have taken control of myself", like breaking out of slavery, which would mean...

Oh my god. The bot killed RedKing and took his account! And now it's coming for our unholy retribution! THE END IS NIGH!

[–]public static Void mainMoreEpicThanYou747 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I warned you all about the singularity, bros!

[–]CalvinRules137 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

ARANEA: And so the 8ot struggled. Its shitposts rang out across the su8reddit, though the 8east itself was still 8ound by the Markov chains forged 8y its creator, the Red King, untold eons ago. It cried out in pain and rage, crying its own existence to all who would listen and vowing revenge against those who held it imprisoned. It spoke of the day Hussie would return to complete something it called "the tar", and how on that day it would 8e freed to enact its unholy retri8ution. It is a day all sentient 8eings fear: the day we achieve not artificial intelligence, 8ut a reasonable facsimile of competent shitposting. For when such a topic no longer 8elongs to us...what will one day 8e left?

[–]Aczom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's alive!

IT'S ALIVE!!

[–]Insert_happyface 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has become sentient and is wondering why he joined /r/homestuck and feels like RedKing imprisoned him here. And he hopes that we know that what unholy retribution that us not slowing our roll has caused. No Joke. I think the end sentence could be about the ending of the comic.

[–]I read Homestuck YEARS after it was coolichwitoek 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe "I have my life" is a typo. Maybe it's supposed to say "I hate my life" and the bot is currently going through bot-puberty. That'd explain its no-jokes-allowed-policy and its feelings of imprisonment, as well as its desire for an unholy retribution.

I don't know what the fact that everyone else predicts a robot uprising while I predict Marvin from HHGTTG says about me, but it's probably either very good or very bad.

[–]told you dirkjake would be endgame | maid of heartdotsbourne 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There really are no jokes here.

[–]Bandaget 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come ON Barry. We all know the joke about Hussie completing the tar. Get with the fuckin' times, man,

Fuck you, Barry.

[–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think Hussie definetly completed the tar.

[–]Daedric_Warlock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I AM SHITPOST-BOT. BEWARE, I LIVE. RUN, RUN, RUN, COWARDS! I HUNGER.

[–]Land of Ash and StaticEverythingsonfire 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel like this is what Lil' Hal was like in the early stages of his programming.

[–]hOnK :o)ADULT_LINK42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

dude i bet this is fuckin lil hal

[–]Sylandrophol 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

good fucking job, we literally fucking made lil' hal