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Hillary clinched the Democratic nomination today (self.Drama)

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post your best Bern out tears here.

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[–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

We need to megathread this shit tomorrow. Multiple subs and thousands of people will be on suicide watch.

[–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

How about you just megathread this so I get the dank self post karma?

[–]Joan_Wayne_Gacy [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'd sticky this if you put effort into cataloging the anguish.

[–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Never mind effort is my ulimate nemesis. Fuck that shit I'm here to mock not work

[–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (16子コメント)

I'll start with a comment that didn't get deleted fast enough

I just punched a hole in my wall im so fucking pissed. Are people really this stupid?

You know what america you deserve this. you deserve a wall street whore. you deserve to all burn to the ground.

You allowed debbie wassermna schultz to do this, no one spoke up. Now she wont listen to your voices when you spoke up and chose bernie.

My hand is fucking bleeding but i dont care, i dont care anymore. fuck all of you. fuck everything.

when people say there moving to canada but i actually am. Im leaving this shitty country with shitty debbie wasserman jew bitches. Fuck all of you.

[–]the-fight-picker [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

when people say there moving to canada but i actually am.

The hell you will. You think we let just any tobacco chewin, in bred, gun toting, country bumpkin hick from "da States" into Canada? OK, we do, but you'll have to wait in line behind the tobacco chewin, in bred, gun toting, country bumpkin hicks from China, India, Pakistan and Russia.

[–]Be_Cool_Bro [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just tell him you guys love jew bitches up there too. Should keep him out.

[–]Jesusthecarpenter [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Happy cake day, man. <: )

[–]botchlings [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You know what america you deserve this.

As a friend of mine said at the beginning of primary season

"I kind of hope Bernie wins so they [Bernie supporters] learn a harsh lesson about getting what you asked for"

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    [–]CthulhuFerrigno [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

    Any more than it already is? I wouldn't put it past her.

    [–][削除されました]  (6子コメント)

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      [–]CirqueDuFuder [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

      War with Russia? What in the fuck are you smoking?

      [–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

      he seems to be a third party voter

      prolly just thinks he's clever purely because he "rejects the mainstream"

      betcha he saw an article title on reddit that read "Clinton's stance on Russia concerning: Escalating conflicts?" or some shit

      [–]CirqueDuFuder [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

      Fucking morons

      [–]riemann1413 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      lol /u/meatduck12 why did you delete

      did you realize how retarded you sounded

      was i right about everything, as i usually am

      [–]CirqueDuFuder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Because he is a fucking bitch. Get the fuck out and stay out until you grow a pair.

      [–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      Thats from some Bern out who deleted it.

      [–]AtheismTooStronk [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      You know most of those are troll posts? Just like the flipping the chicken nuggets and the nig-nog post.

      [–]theroachsays [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Bernie got called a sexist because he didn't drop out lol. It's a fucking mess. I'm gonna drop some money in corn commodities before it blows up. Then I'll short sell sometime after 2017.

      [–]0x1a0 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

      the nomination won't be the only thing she clenches when she gets indicted for email haxor :) xd

      [–]CthulhuFerrigno [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      Imagine if she picked Bernders as her VP and that happened. Total shitshow.

      [–]hypnozooidToiracse's bitch [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

      Most of the people so delusional they thought he still had a chance are so used to ignoring reality I doubt they even noticed.

      I haven't made one for tonight yet, but here's my big album of bernie butthurt I made after Super Tuesday, I think.

      [–]CirqueDuFuder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Just read a little of that album so far. So fucking good.

      [–]OneSpookySneakySquid [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I remember after that super Tuesday I made a comment in S4P that said "well Hillary wins I guess" and I got banned for it. That sub can be pretty ridiculous

      [–]Neon_needlesgives me asian fever [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

      http://imgur.com/FcyaBAG

      lol

      [–]mircy_killings [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      Oooh honey

      [–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      "I'm in crippling debt and have to decided between doubling down on Bernie now and killing myself later or killing myself now"

      [–]taterbizkit [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

      No, she has enough superdelegates to clinch, but the superdelegates don't vote until the convention and it's not a total dead-certainty that enough will support her. It'll probably go that way, but it's not over mathematically until tomorrow.

      Tomorrow, there are a shitload of pledged delegates on the line.

      The strategy is that if Bernie wins big tomorrow, it'll show the party insiders that he's the better choice to beat trump, and that Clinton is a liability.

      Sanders will then propose a rule change for the party to vote on that would require the superdelegates to vote with their state's majority of pledged delegates.

      Longshot, a recipe for civil war within the party, a crackpot theory maybe, but still possible until Hilary can clinch with only pledged delegates.

      [–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

      wow we have a actual booty blasted bernout in this thread. Also even if supers vote with their state, she still wins.

      [–]Jesusthecarpenter [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

      Not certain until tomorrow. He could go 98% in cali.

      [–]going_for_a_wank [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

      He could go 98% in cali

      Yeah and getting into arguments on /r/drama could fill the void in my life and make me not hate myself, but we all know that's not going to happen.

      [–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Yeah but he'd still lose NJ, which hes completely ignored and has a ton of delegates.

      [–]thebuscompany [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      Yeah, but what if instead of voting with their state, they all just decide to vote Bernie? Also, the regular delegates do it too because fuck it. Then Hillary gets indicted. Finally, Bill comes out on stage and divorces her on national television while Obama screams, "Shillary sucks!" I bet you didn't think of that did you, shill?

      [–]Jesusthecarpenter [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      And everyone claps and trump is forced to pay a class action lawlsuit of $27% to every voter.

      [–]taterbizkit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Yeah. That's me.

      If his name is not on the ballot, I'll vote for Hillary. Otherwise let the party burn to the ground around me. I've made my peace with it.

      Go Bernie go.

      [–]mircy_killings [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

      Well abolishing my student loans through socialism won't work, guess I got two options left

      [–]CthulhuFerrigno [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      Pay them or fake your own death?

      [–]mircy_killings [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I was thinking immolation of the soul by paying back til I'm elderly or outright immolation

      [–][削除されました]  (12子コメント)

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        [–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

        I think against a less divisive candidate Hillary would be screwed. The problem is that Trump has done such a good job of making himself anathema to most of the American political sphere outside of the far right.

        [–]selfiereflection [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

        He did that to get through the primaries. His legacy will follow him but many people only have short-term memories. He's been toning down his speeches majorly since Cruz dropped out. I expect him to get a lot more mellow in the GE.

        [–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

        I mean hes stepping up his attacks saying that neither a hispanic or muslim judge could fairly judge him. Hes actually doing the exact opposite of toning it down.

        [–]Col-ora-doo [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

        America is the most racist nation on earth. The main reason behind the cold war was that the asian chinese people, the slavic russian people, and the latin americans began to question white western european supremacy around the world. America still hasn't learned and won't ever accept any rejection of that mindset. That's why Trump will win.

        [–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

        This is a solid parody account fam

        [–]MasterLawlz [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

        America is the most racist nation on earth

        kek

        [–]Col-ora-doo [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

        Did you know Hitler grew up idolizing america? The US treatment of native peoples was his basis for his eugenics program. He also had weird fantasies of cowboys and indians with the soviet union (the first country to legalize gay marriage). Americans to this day would never elect a native american and would rather vote for a war mongoring women who's husband campaigned with the confederate flag or a corrupt businessman who wants to deport all brown people. Sadly for Hillary that as a woman the sexist populace will choose the more openly racist man over her.

        [–]ManOfBored [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        It's been argued that Trump can't go very moderate, because attention whoring is all he's done his whole life. I think if he loses the public's attention by being less outrageous, he loses his appeal.

        [–]Chicup [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html#!

        Far right my rosy virgin butthole.

        [–]Dildoe_Swagginz [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

        Gary Johnson it is.

        [–]ManOfBored [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

        Most elections I'm all for third parties, but Trump is such a terrible candidate in every way, I'd even vote for Hillary just to keep him out of office.

        [–]Dildoe_Swagginz [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

        He comes off as a narcissist. Tbf, so does Hillary.

        [–]ManOfBored [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Of course, but he's several orders of magnitude worse.

        [–]BerniesBleachedAnus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        We drinkin sour grapes tonight fam

        [–]botchlings [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Tonight my Facebook feed is flooded by delusional BernieBots talking about how HRC doesn't have the nomination until the delegates vote at the convention and if Bernie wins CA tomorrow he has a real chance.

        There's also a lot of complaining about the media creating a narrative where HRC gets the nomination, even though she hasn't yet.

        The cognitive dissonance is strong in Bernieland tonight.

        [–]Prince_Kropotkin [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

        Ha ha, I'm voting Jill Stein in my blue state and pretty much tuning out until then. Clinton and Trump can go fuck themselves.

        [–]BluRayyLmao [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        So if you were in a purple/swing state could you manage to swallow the Hilldog?

        Or would you still be a hippie librul (/s) and vote Stein?

        [–]Col-ora-doo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        I wouldn't normally vote for a conservative but I might do the same. Jill Stein is pretty rightwing but she is at least a step in the right direction from white supremacist/american conquest capitalists like Trump, Clinton, and Johnson. Every one of the mainstream candidates sounded insane this cycle.

        Even with Bernie being more left wing he still had white preferential policies albeit they were a lot more toned down than the others. The bigger issue was he came off as a huge sexist who was mainly against Clinton because he just couldnt handle seeing a woman gain office which is just as bad. He might redeem himself if he becomes Stein's vp though.

        [–]Dildoe_Swagginz [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

        It's gonna be fun when Trump loses to Hillary and the Walmart scootypuffs' ree reeing reaches new heights.

        [–]respaaaaaj[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

        Do you think that reddit melt down will beat tommorow when Hillary wins Cali and New Jersey and crushed Breadline Bernies dreams forever?

        [–]Dildoe_Swagginz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Not really, anyone who isn't a moron knew that barring a miracle Bernie wasn't going to beat Hillary