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Day 6: Would you rather? United edition. (self.reddevils)

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Last time I tried to do this, it didn't go as well but here goes nothing.

In case you do not know how to play, it's like this:

Would you rather, win the champions league and every competition but no league title for the next 10 years or win the league for the next 10 years consecutively but win nothing else?

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[–]92Grapes 33ポイント34ポイント  (18子コメント)

Would you rather, win the champions league and every competition but no league title for the next 10 years or win the league for the next 10 years consecutively but win nothing else?

Easy, win the league for the next 10 years.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 6ポイント7ポイント  (16子コメント)

This is the answer.

[–]mufcirclejerk 4ポイント5ポイント  (15子コメント)

Why? The European Cup is the most prestigious tournament in the world. Winning it ten times would make us the most successful club in world football, ever.

[–]BloodyMess111 14ポイント15ポイント  (11子コメント)

The question is poorly worded. He means win the Champions League once and then nothing else for 10 years.

[–]ibaRRaVzLaVenezuela's Nº1 United Fan 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh shit, that's a completely different thing...

[–]BloodyMess111 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, one comma would've tidied it all up.

[–]mufcirclejerk 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

Got it. No brainer then.

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Lol yeah. Its more or less being a Utd supporter anyway (last few years excluded) almost total dominance at home, relatively underperformed in Europe.

I maintain Utd should've won at least 4 CL's in my lifetime. 1997, 1999, 2004, 2008

[–]mufcirclejerk 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

1997 we weren't as good as Juventus. Agree we should have beaten Dortmund. 2004 was a great opportunity for a weak side.

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, but Dortmund beat Juve so I stand by it. That should've been ours.

[–]mufcirclejerk 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

The OT Dortmund game was one of the first matches I went to. So sad.

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was with my school on a week away. It was awful. We were all really young so a lot were a bit teary.

[–]yiyiyiyiHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

2010 was a big chance to win it as well. If Rooney didn't get injured we would have got to the final at least.

[–]quimbies_in_camo_PJs 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

OP never clarified and I still don't see how that's definitely what OP meant. It's awkwardly worded, you're right, but it'd be great if OP could clarify for sure instead of dispute over how it's interpreted

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's interesting, because if he meant win 1 CL, it's a no brainer and not worth even asking and if he meant win TEN consecutive CL's it's also a no brainer and again, not worth asking. The Champions League is the pinnacle of club football. If United won 10 in a row it would go down in the annals of football history. It would be talked about for centuries.

[–]ibaRRaVzLaVenezuela's Nº1 United Fan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Completely agree... As long as Liverpool doesn't win the league, it'd be fucking sweet to win the CL 10 times in a row! Nevermind the cups as well.

[–]31081995 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

thats not what the question said

[–]mufcirclejerk 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

win the champions league and every competition but no league title for the next 10 years

[–]Guaminator18Martial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Obvious answer.

[–]92Grapes 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

If you had to pick out new shirt sponsor would you pick 1 - LOCUM or 2 - A STYLE

[–]youreviltwinbrotherNobody fucks with The Peaky Woodwards 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Locum would be a better option because of the colours, could have plain text and the red heart. A style would just look ugly any old way you tried it.

[–]quimbies_in_camo_PJs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wood make a good FC United of Manchester sponsor

[–]wet4wet4sergioMartial 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Would you rather, Liverpool win the treble or United fail to make top 4 for 4 years consecutively?

[–]vauno 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would rather kill myself

[–]ibaRRaVzLaVenezuela's Nº1 United Fan 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Treble (FA Cup, Capital One Cup, Europa League).

[–]FeezbullGiggs 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd rather this evil question be changed.....

[–]rk_metalsnowManchester is RED 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Liverpool win the treble. Painful for sure, but United are my priority, my entertainment, and my love. Our success is more important than laughing at Liverpool for being shit.

[–]FlinkergutSchneiderlin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

if it didnt mean we'd lose out on big players because of cl, united to fail for 4 years

[–]summerincassiopeiaBlind 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Would you rather Ed sign a Nice 'n' Spicy Nik Naks sponsorship, or Pickled Onion Monster Munch sponsorship?

[–]MushroomBotHernández 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pickled onion monster munch

[–]digitagCarrick 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Asking the important questions

[–]HomelessSmurfMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nice n Spicy Nik Naks any day. Monster munch are disgusting

[–]reginaldukThere should be no conceit in victory and no despair in defeat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heathen. Stone him!

[–]MrD3athGiggsy 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Would you rather be a fan and watch United win everything or be a United player and not win anything?

[–]weirdlytwistedJosé Mourinho 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Be a United player and not win anything. Maybe I'd play 3 matches and get injured for the seaosn, while United win the league. I technically won't win anything, while United wins.

[–]nikolai426Memphis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

With the competitiveness of the league growing, especially with the new TV deal vs. the Champions League being the same big clubs, big factor of luck, and a odd potential finalist..

Answer: Win the league for the next 10 years

[–]MrBenLadScholsey 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Would you rather lose Martial to PSG or Rashy to Arsenal?

[–]TyperSniperKeane 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford, they'd do a Welbeck to him.

[–]rk_metalsnowManchester is RED 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Would you rather beat City in the CL final by a big margin (3-0, 4-0), or beat them in the last minute by a single goal?

[–]burnedgoatMemphis 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Last minute would be brilliant entertainment, but 4-0 coud be talked about for decades.

[–]ThommyGMemphis 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Easy choice for me, last minute goal, the feeling i get when scoring last minute to win it, especially against city is unreal.

[–]burnedgoatMemphis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can definitely see the argument either way

[–]mufcirclejerk 5ポイント6ポイント  (10子コメント)

Would you rather:

  1. Djemba-Djemba is starting MC for us next season for every game, or Taibi comes back in goal?

  2. Mourinho wins three back to back European Cups and then leaves to retire, or Mourinho wins 4 European Cups over the next 20 years?

[–]itsandercontrolSpecial[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

  1. Djemba-Djemba

  2. Winning 4 European Cups over 20 years with Mourinho, we wouldn't have a manager problem then for a while.

[–]Polar_Bear_CuddlesJose 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea, if he's stayed 20 years it would mean he had good league results and most likely brought youth through.

[–]pcomet235Who the fuck are Man United? 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

that second one is tasty. Fuck it give me the 3 in a row, restore the pedigree of the club, etc. Assuming he really retires and doesn't quit to take a Juventus job 2 years later

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. DJ-DJ

  2. Does Jose winning the over the 20 years include other trophies such as the league?

[–]teddiesteddiesDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. anything but taibi

  2. the latter. 4>3, even if it's 3 consecutive. in addition, he may have higher chance of winning more league titles with 20 years than 3 years

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

4 over 20 years. Means we've had him that long and he's probably won other stuff in hat time too.

[–]RedZipQBeckham 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sorry for ot, but was Eric so bad? I remember him as a good, maybe not talented, but so nice and passionate guy.

[–]hegoburuRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho retires after 3 back to back European cups, starting in 2033 ;)

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. Djemba-Djemba

  2. 4 European Cups over next 20 years

[–]TyperSniperKeane 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

Have Liverpool catch us on titles or sell De Gea and Martial.

[–]Guaminator18Martial 60ポイント61ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sell De Gea and Martial.

[–]JayTemplar 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Selling them would probably result in the first instance.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

We could sell De Gea and Martial and they would still suck.

[–]JayTemplar -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

We can't really boost about much after spending £250mil and not even getting CL. Liverpool have been closer to winning the league in the past 3 years than we have. Thank fuck Gerrard slipped

[–]macAaronEGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

And we have been transitioning away from the best manager ever and a bloated and old squad. And second place isn't a trophy. Also, it's banter more than a reasoned argument from me.

The 250 million is always brought up, but it's a weightless argument given the inflated state of the transfer market and the sheer multitude of players sold to offset that number in addition to the massive rebuilding that we had to do. Hell, City didn't buy their first title immediately, as it took a few years for their squad to mesh.

[–]JayTemplar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

City bought shit that's why, as soon as they had Hart, Kompany, Yaya, Silva and Serg they pissed over everyone! and before those players they instantly qualified for CL with their shit signings. Regardless of the £250mil, united will always have to pay over the odds for the players. But the players we did bring in didn't perform ADM, Memphis, Fellaini etc. Its very possibly we will enter another transition next season but I can guarantee that we make at least top 2

[–]92Grapes 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Would you rather have an official yoghurt sponsor or an official fake tattoo supplier?

[–]PatrickArchangel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yoghurt

[–]JayTemplar -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anything but that disgusting badge we have to wear atm

[–]XXX-Rx_RnRSir Alex 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Would you rather us sell Rooney and Mata for Pjanic, Griezeman and Wes Brown?

[–]mapguyAs Tony Martial scores again 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or?....

[–]XXX-Rx_RnRSir Alex 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

My bad. Thought I posted it underneath. Or... Pick up Vardy but no Ibra, obtain Reus, sell Carrick, move blind to CDM and pick up Kompany

[–]House_Of_LannisterAnd who are you...? 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Would you rather beat the scum in the CL final or Beat City on the last day of a season due to GD?

[–]marcodjHerrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

City in the last day of the season by a mile

[–]itsandercontrolSpecial[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (17子コメント)

Would you rather have the country where you are from, win the World Cup or see United win the quadruple?

[–]Ivanator13Mata 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

United winning the quadruple, easily. Club over country.

[–]ballsywallsyBerbalove 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd make the sacrifice. Win the World Cup, bring football back home and United win the treble instead of the quadruple.

[–]Guaminator18Martial 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry, but I would rather see my country win the WC than United winning the quadruple. I'm Mexican, so winning the WC would be INSANE.

[–]MrD3athGiggsy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

World Cup definitely. Can you imagine India winning the WC? Leicester's run would be nothing in comparison

[–]teddiesteddiesDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

People from WC favourite countries will likely choose the latter, and people from countries that will probably never win the WC will choose the former. As such, I'd love Singapore to win a WC. Mate, imagine Shahril Ishak blasting home the winner against fuckin Lloris/De Gea/Buffon/Neuer, stuff of dreams man

[–]reginaldukThere should be no conceit in victory and no despair in defeat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Easy. Club > country.

[–]nikolai426Memphis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

United winning the quadruple any day... I'm sure there are die hard U.S. NT supporters, but I'm personally not (club over country)

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ireland winning the World Cup anyday. United throughout time would eventually make up for the quadruples but the WC is a once off thing.

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

World Cup. England winning a World Cup would be insane.

[–]Jack_FIFAScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kinda hard. I mean I love United but I'm Canadian

[–]ibaRRaVzLaVenezuela's Nº1 United Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Venezuela winning the World Cup hands down. Hilarious to think about it, imagine the global meltdown if it happened!

[–]rossco9Ooh Aah Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scotland win the World Cup, sorry not sorry.

[–]itsandercontrolSpecial[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

In reply to this, would you rather score the winning goal in the 120th minute to win your country the world cup, or score the winning goal for United to win the CL for the quadruple in the 120th minute?

[–]ElocOfTheNorth 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gotta say the opportunity to score from a Kroos pass and celebrate crazy farmer style with Müller over another WC is pretty tempting...

Edit: Just reread and saw quadruple. Ill take the celebrations with Dave and Tony!

[–]labtecozaRonaldo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Easily the world cup goal

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Country where I am from.

Northern Ireland.

Imagine the scenes.

[–]maydaybomberHerrera's #1 fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Champions league and every competition

[–]TimmyBashSchweinsteiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

Going to keep it simple, keep one; Martial or Rashford?

Edit: sorry guys I deleted my original one because it wasn't related or appropriate. For the curious, it was would you rather drink a litre of your dad's cum or 500mls of your mother's period?

[–]HuzaifaElahiBig Boy Basti 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial, easy

[–]JayTemplar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial. pretty straight forward

[–]FeezbullGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go on, what's really on your mind Timmy?

[–]92Grapes 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

lol what the fuck! - dads cum I think.
Martial, not seen someone with that much talent at united since Ronald.

[–]House_Of_LannisterAnd who are you...? 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

WTF???

[–]92Grapes 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

what you would rather drink your mums period and I'm the strange one...

[–]House_Of_LannisterAnd who are you...? 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would rather not answer and keep that decision as far away from my mind as possible.

[–]92Grapes 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

from someone with the username House_Of_Lannister I would have thought you were into that shit, bunch of imbreds.

[–]House_Of_LannisterAnd who are you...? 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, if the question was regarding sisters....

[–]19Dan81Tempo 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

This isn't a game or a contest. It's like asking if you'd rather support Arsenal or Manchester United.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Manchester United.

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    [–]simplyevertHerrera 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What do you mean was? He is in is prime right now

    [–]RedZipQBeckham 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He could still may be in his prime.

    Please?

    [–]vnzo2299Olmstead 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Or?