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Day 6: Would you rather? United edition. (self.reddevils)

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Last time I tried to do this, it didn't go as well but here goes nothing.

In case you do not know how to play, it's like this:

Would you rather, win the champions league and every competition but no league title for the next 10 years or win the league for the next 10 years consecutively but win nothing else?

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[–]92Grapes 20ポイント21ポイント  (8子コメント)

Would you rather, win the champions league and every competition but no league title for the next 10 years or win the league for the next 10 years consecutively but win nothing else?

Easy, win the league for the next 10 years.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_Flaps 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is the answer.

[–]mufcirclejerk -2ポイント-1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why? The European Cup is the most prestigious tournament in the world. Winning it ten times would make us the most successful club in world football, ever.

[–]BloodyMess111[🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

The question is poorly worded. He means win the Champions League once and then nothing else for 10 years.

[–]ibaRRaVzLaVenezuela's Nº1 United Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh shit, that's a completely different thing...

[–]BloodyMess111[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, one comma would've tidied it all up.

[–]31081995 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

thats not what the question said

[–]ibaRRaVzLaVenezuela's Nº1 United Fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Completely agree... As long as Liverpool doesn't win the league, it'd be fucking sweet to win the CL 10 times in a row! Nevermind the cups as well.

[–]Guaminator18Martial 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Obvious answer.

[–]summerincassiopeiaBlind 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Would you rather Ed sign a Nice 'n' Spicy Nik Naks sponsorship, or Pickled Onion Monster Munch sponsorship?

[–]MushroomBotHernández 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pickled onion monster munch

[–]HomelessSmurfMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice n Spicy Nik Naks any day. Monster munch are disgusting

[–]digitagCarrick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Asking the important questions

[–]nikolai426Memphis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

With the competitiveness of the league growing, especially with the new TV deal vs. the Champions League being the same big clubs, big factor of luck, and a odd potential finalist..

Answer: Win the league for the next 10 years

[–]wet4wet4sergioMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Would you rather, Liverpool win the treble or United fail to make top 4 for 4 years consecutively?

[–]vauno 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would rather kill myself

[–]FeezbullGiggs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd rather this evil question be changed.....

[–]FlinkergutSchneiderlin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

if it didnt mean we'd lose out on big players because of cl, united to fail for 4 years

[–]ibaRRaVzLaVenezuela's Nº1 United Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Treble (FA Cup, Capital One Cup, Europa League).

[–]rk_metalsnowManchester is RED -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Liverpool win the treble. Painful for sure, but United are my priority, my entertainment, and my love. Our success is more important than laughing at Liverpool for being shit.

[–]92Grapes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you had to pick out new shirt sponsor would you pick 1 - LOCUM or 2 - A STYLE

[–]TyperSniperKeane 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

Have Liverpool catch us on titles or sell De Gea and Martial.

[–]Guaminator18Martial 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sell De Gea and Martial.

[–]JayTemplar 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Selling them would probably result in the first instance.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

We could sell De Gea and Martial and they would still suck.

[–]JayTemplar 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

We can't really boost about much after spending £250mil and not even getting CL. Liverpool have been closer to winning the league in the past 3 years than we have. Thank fuck Gerrard slipped

[–]macAaronEGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And we have been transitioning away from the best manager ever and a bloated and old squad. And second place isn't a trophy. Also, it's banter more than a reasoned argument from me.

The 250 million is always brought up, but it's a weightless argument given the inflated state of the transfer market and the sheer multitude of players sold to offset that number in addition to the massive rebuilding that we had to do. Hell, City didn't buy their first title immediately, as it took a few years for their squad to mesh.

[–]mufcirclejerk 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

Would you rather:

  1. Djemba-Djemba is starting MC for us next season for every game, or Taibi comes back in goal?

  2. Mourinho wins three back to back European Cups and then leaves to retire, or Mourinho wins 4 European Cups over the next 20 years?

[–]itsandercontrolSpecial[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

  1. Djemba-Djemba

  2. Winning 4 European Cups over 20 years with Mourinho, we wouldn't have a manager problem then for a while.

[–]Polar_Bear_CuddlesJose 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea, if he's stayed 20 years it would mean he had good league results and most likely brought youth through.

[–]pcomet235Who the fuck are Man United? 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

that second one is tasty. Fuck it give me the 3 in a row, restore the pedigree of the club, etc. Assuming he really retires and doesn't quit to take a Juventus job 2 years later

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. DJ-DJ

  2. Does Jose winning the over the 20 years include other trophies such as the league?

[–]teddiesteddiesDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. anything but taibi

  2. the latter. 4>3, even if it's 3 consecutive. in addition, he may have higher chance of winning more league titles with 20 years than 3 years

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

4 over 20 years. Means we've had him that long and he's probably won other stuff in hat time too.

[–]RedZipQBeckham 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sorry for ot, but was Eric so bad? I remember him as a good, maybe not talented, but so nice and passionate guy.

[–]hegoburuRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho retires after 3 back to back European cups, starting in 2033 ;)

[–]itsandercontrolSpecial[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (11子コメント)

Would you rather have the country where you are from, win the World Cup or see United win the quadruple?

[–]ballsywallsyBerbalove 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd make the sacrifice. Win the World Cup, bring football back home and United win the treble instead of the quadruple.

[–]Ivanator13Mata 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

United winning the quadruple, easily. Club over country.

[–]Guaminator18Martial 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry, but I would rather see my country win the WC than United winning the quadruple. I'm Mexican, so winning the WC would be INSANE.

[–]MrD3athGiggsy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

World Cup definitely. Can you imagine India winning the WC? Leicester's run would be nothing in comparison

[–]Jack_FIFAScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kinda hard. I mean I love United but I'm Canadian

[–]TyperSniperKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ireland winning the World Cup anyday. United throughout time would eventually make up for the quadruples but the WC is a once off thing.

[–]nikolai426Memphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

United winning the quadruple any day... I'm sure there are die hard U.S. NT supporters, but I'm personally not (club over country)

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

World Cup. England winning a World Cup would be insane.

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Country where I am from.

Northern Ireland.

Imagine the scenes.

[–]itsandercontrolSpecial[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

In reply to this, would you rather score the winning goal in the 120th minute to win your country the world cup, or score the winning goal for United to win the CL for the quadruple in the 120th minute?

[–]ElocOfTheNorth 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gotta say the opportunity to score from a Kroos pass and celebrate crazy farmer style with Müller over another WC is pretty tempting...

Edit: Just reread and saw quadruple. Ill take the celebrations with Dave and Tony!

[–]Z1964De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Would you get Zlatan when he was in his prime, but you can't develop any youth players.

[–]RedZipQBeckham 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He could still may be in his prime.

Please?

[–]simplyevertHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What do you mean was? He is in is prime right now

[–]vnzo2299Olmstead 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or?

[–]92Grapes 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Would you rather have an official yoghurt sponsor or an official fake tattoo supplier?

[–]JayTemplar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anything but that disgusting badge we have to wear atm

[–]MrD3athGiggsy 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Would you rather be a fan and watch United win everything or be a United player and not win anything?

[–]weirdlytwistedJosé Mourinho 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Be a United player and not win anything. Maybe I'd play 3 matches and get injured for the seaosn, while United win the league. I technically won't win anything, while United wins.

[–]MrBenLadScholsey 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Would you rather lose Martial to PSG or Rashy to Arsenal?

[–]TyperSniperKeane 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford, they'd do a Welbeck to him.

[–]XXX-Rx_RnRSir Alex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would you rather us sell Rooney and Mata for Pjanic, Griezeman and Wes Brown?

[–]House_Of_LannisterAnd who are you...? 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would you rather beat the scum in the CL final or Beat City on the last day of a season due to GD?

[–]rk_metalsnowManchester is RED 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would you rather beat City in the CL final by a big margin (3-0, 4-0), or beat them in the last minute by a single goal?

[–]19Dan81Tempo 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

This isn't a game or a contest. It's like asking if you'd rather support Arsenal or Manchester United.

[–]TimmyBashSchweinsteiger -2ポイント-1ポイント  (9子コメント)

Going to keep it simple, keep one; Martial or Rashford?

Edit: sorry guys I deleted my original one because it wasn't related or appropriate. For the curious, it was would you rather drink a litre of your dad's cum or 500mls of your mother's period?

[–]HuzaifaElahiBig Boy Basti 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial, easy

[–]JayTemplar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial. pretty straight forward

[–]FeezbullGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go on, what's really on your mind Timmy?

[–]92Grapes 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

lol what the fuck! - dads cum I think.
Martial, not seen someone with that much talent at united since Ronald.

[–]House_Of_LannisterAnd who are you...? 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

WTF???

[–]92Grapes 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

what you would rather drink your mums period and I'm the strange one...

[–]House_Of_LannisterAnd who are you...? 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would rather not answer and keep that decision as far away from my mind as possible.

[–]92Grapes 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

from someone with the username House_Of_Lannister I would have thought you were into that shit, bunch of imbreds.

[–]House_Of_LannisterAnd who are you...? 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, if the question was regarding sisters....