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Slow news day fun: What Man United player, past or present, are you most like when you play football? (self.reddevils)

Lost_And_NotFoundJones が 投稿

Obviously I'm guessing none of us are quite as talented but what sort of position and playstyle do you have?

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[–]BloodyMess111 47ポイント48ポイント  (0子コメント)

Peter Schmeichel.

If played on the right wing.

[–]dunnie1982Schneiderlin 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lee Sharpe, I always get injured.

[–]Bob-HarrisKeano 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been told I play like a young Rashford.

[–]selotipkusutMartial 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Daley Blind. I'm not physically gifted and shit on offensive but I enjoy defending as CB/FB/DM.

If I had better passing vision I'd want to be Paul Scholes.

[–]Lost_And_NotFoundJones[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I played hockey I considered myself like Phil Jones in that I'd switch between CB, RB and DM.

[–]aggressive_dolphin 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

William Prunier. I'm shit

[–]SinferUnitedMAARTIALLLLLLLL 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually forgot he existed lol

[–]coolkillerpo 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

See myself as a Mata-esque player, great touch, good link up play and vision, but slow and weak and currently asked to play on the wing every game in Sunday league :( I feel the pain Juan

[–]GOLDSPECTRE94Paul Scholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can relate to this.

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eric Djemba-Djemba

[–]SpellofIndolenceSign Watmore 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Anderson

[–]Lost_And_NotFoundJones[S] 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bursts of brilliance or great at eating pies?

[–]wazzajay17Blind 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rafael. Incredibly passionate and aggressive on the field. A bit naive and prone to brain farts occasionally. Can whip in beautiful crosses too.

But few of my friends have told me that my play is akin to Lahm's. But I've always felt that I'm more like Rafael.

[–]Tob4Beckham[🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hybrid between Fellaini and RVP, my chestgame is unbelievable and my volleys are out of this world.

[–]krk_ka_baapDe Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

my volleys are out of this world.

Out of this world like Scholes or literally out of planet earth?

[–]AJMcCoy612The Special Juan 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Anderson, capable of the spectacular but more often than not painfully average. Could do with losing some weight too.

[–]scrantonic1ty 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha yeh. I was going to say Carrick but then I realise that even relative to my mates I'm vastly overestimating the consistency of my passing range/accuracy and vision.

[–]ReflectingGodMata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

In my much younger days I spent most of my time watching old Ajax videos (no idea why or how I came across them, I live in England and had no grasp of European football at the time). I was a forward so most of my inspiration came from the likes of Cruyff and van Basten. I moved into deeper roles as I got into my high school years and I'd say my role was quite similar to Beckham usually playing as a wide midfielder though I took all my inspiration from Kaka. Spent all my time practising my dribbling, through balls and improving my agility.

[–]CynicalDroidPaul Scholes 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scholesy..I've always aspired to be like him so i always try to copy his style..short passes, long passes,vision is good, shooting is a bit poor and my volleys are terrible but i can tackle well lol.

[–]Pizzaboy2 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Berbatov but with maybe lest than half of the class he had!

[–]TyperSniper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gary Neville, not the most technically gifted but work my ass off and love defending.

[–]v7znayMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

David Beckham, had the best free kick across the city.

[–]Lost_And_NotFoundJones[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Personally I consider myself to be like a first year David De Gea. Can pull of some great saves, got decent reflexes and prone to using my feet to save, but utter shite under a high ball. Helps that I've got a similar body shape and hair as well.

[–]selotipkusutMartial 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Have you got a singer girlfriend though?

[–]Lost_And_NotFoundJones[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

She wanted me to move to her hometown so I had to ditch her for my club obviously!

[–]BloodyMess111 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My girlfriend went to performing arts school. Does that count? I can lend her if it'll complete the picture.

[–]oikoik1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ruud

[–]YappisManchester United 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rafael. Running up and down the right flank, always ready to defend my teammates and the badge.

[–]gofod 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Want to be Keane but more in reality O'Shea jack of all trades even in goal

[–]RyanSorsbyMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been told I've got Phil Jones esque corners, but in general play probably Falcao.

[–]OTownTrillaFoRilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I try to be Berbatov. Cool as a fan with a silky touch... And kinda lazy

[–]OldManTraffordJanuzaj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to be an aggressive striker and never stopped running and my nickname was... Tevez. Ffs.

[–]legojs 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who's the equivalence of Jesus Navas for us? I'm all about that pace and poor shooting accuracy

also I try to shoot like ibrahimovic - with all sorts of ways; i also did the taek-won-do- who isn't our player....yet

[–]Lost_And_NotFoundJones[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Obertan maybe?

[–]legojs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

sick, then im Obertan with zlatan esque shooting style (even though none of them go in)

[–]I-Candy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Carrick. Can hit a decent pass and fill in at cb. You won't find me doing much in the way of running though.

[–]TheReplacerLegends 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kanchelskis at RW.

And Brown at RB

[–]Jakobsen7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dimitar Berbatov, brilliant in one game, lazy and shit in the next.

[–]Italianjobe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Roy caroll, but a 5ft 9 version. So not only do i drop a clanger i also get chipped very easily.

[–]tready93 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Di Maria, tons of speed but I lose the ball a lot.

[–]Dave1711Januzaj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vidic I do love a good slide tackle and just wrecking attackers. No mercy haha.

[–]badgarok725SAF 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somewhere between Berbatov, Jones, and Carrick. I play rather slowly and I like being the one in the middle. When I defend I make a lot of rash tackles. Throw in a bit of Bebe too because I'm shit

[–]curlyswineDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to play LW kind of like Anderson would've cause I was stocky but after a season I realized I loved Scholes and what he was doing, so I kinda started practising my passing and vision. Next season I had like 14 assists in 10 games, from midfield.

[–]nickc98De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

De Gea... Except not quite as godly

[–]MylesVEGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scholes. I can ping a pass and a shot, and am decent at dealing with pressure.

Can't tackle for shit.

[–]maverick7025Lindegaard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wazza

[–]SHOW_ME_YOUR_TIDDIES 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Big vid, well I hope so haha

[–]arthurvettuShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shot like Rooney, height like Smalling, passing like Carrick and agility/speed like Fellaini. Makes up for the speed with strength.

Main position is GK, tho, and I have the same physique as Romero, though I'm more like De Gea in terms of saving. Better shot stopper than anything, really.

Either play as a ten or CF outfield.

[–]rdzzlPowell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Davide Petrucci. Strong technically - especially with passing and shooting, a good eye for the game, but constantly fucking injured. Also not a player that ran a lot.

[–]ubergorpSchweinsteiger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably Beckham. I played RM, but am tallish, slow and can't dribble, but can deliver a mean corner, cross, or long pass, and I used to be a pretty decent free kick taker

[–]hoochiscrazy_Giggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Djemba Djemba

[–]JimmyKet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Left back Darmian, not the paciest nor the slowest but I read the game well

[–]is-an-ant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

falcao if he played as a centre half.. I used to be really really fuckin good, no one and I mean no one could get past me, but.. ya know.. now, it's hard even to just walk let alone play football

[–]whowantstoknow11 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a good guy to have in the squad, I'm position agnostic, and I put I put in a good shift. Most my team mates are faster and more skilled than me, so I generally focus on picking the right pass to my team mates.

I have a decent goal scoring ratio purely by virtue of getting into good positions.

I feel a kinship with versatile squad guys like Daley Blind, John O'Shea or Nicky Butt.

On my best days, when I'm able to pull of some more creative passes I like to see myself as Paul Scholes, but arguably not quite as good.

Also, who would you say is the worst header-er we've ever had? Because I would compare myself to that person. I cannot header for shit. I just dont understand how it possible to accurately direct the ball with any force using ones head. If anyone could explain I would be obliged. I'm not convinced its physically possible.

[–]Markkhaw4245Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dong Fangzhuo. Cause I'm shit and asian.

[–]JayDevilK1993 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fosu Mensah / Antonio Valencia. Absolute tank yet surprisingly fast.