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I finally found a boyfriend but there's ONE THING MISSING!

I finally found a boyfriend but there's ONE THING MISSING! Read More
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Marsha Mello
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Marsha Mello

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Once this campaign is funded and my boyfriend gets his penis we will face the risk of never leaving our bedroom.

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    Pledge $1 or more
    About $1.00 USD

    8 backers

    THANKS BOO

    I will blow you a virtual kiss!

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    Pledge $5 or more
    About $5 USD

    6 backers

    SNEAK PEEK

    Be the first to see the final penis when my boyfriend comes out of surgery on June 28, 2016 (one week before I post it on social media).

    And I will blow you a virtual kiss!

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    Pledge $25 or more
    About $25 USD

    2 backers

    THE BASIC PACKAGE - CHOOSE ONE

    Select either 10 custom gift tags (4.25" wide x 5.5" tall) or 5 custom wine labels (3"x 3"). Shipped every Friday because I love standing in long post office lines every week.

    And receive a sneak peek of the final penis on June 28, 2016 (one week before I post it on social media).

    And I will blow you a virtual kiss!

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    Pledge $40 or more
    About $40 USD

    2 backers

    DON'T BE BASIC - GET BOTH

    Receive both 10 custom gift tags and 5 custom wine labels. Shipped every Friday throughout campaign.

    And receive a sneak peek of the final penis on June 28, 2016 (one week before I post it on social media).

    And I will blow you a virtual kiss!

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    Pledge $100 or more
    About $100 USD

    1 backer

    SOMETHING TO READ WHILE YOU POOP

    Receive one autographed hard-cover photo book (8"x8"). Volume 1 of 3. The book contains 30 of my most popular memes. Shipped approximately 2 weeks after your pledge.

    And receive 10 custom gift tags and 5 custom wine labels. Gift tags and wine labels shipped every Friday throughout campaign.

    And receive a sneak peek of the final penis on June 28, 2016 (one week before I post it on social media).

    And I will blow you a virtual kiss!

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    Pledge $150 or more
    About $150 USD

    0 backers

    IN CASE YOU TAKE LONGER POOPS

    Receive two autographed hard-cover photo books. Volumes 1 and 2. That's a total of 60 memes. Shipped approximately 2 weeks after your pledge.

    And receive 10 custom gift tags and 5 custom wine labels. Gift tags and wine labels shipped every Friday throughout campaign.

    And receive a sneak peek of the final penis on June 28, 2016 (one week before I post it on social media).

    And I will blow you a virtual kiss!

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    Pledge $175 or more
    About $175 USD

    1 backer

    CONSTIPATION EDITION

    Receive three autographed hard-cover photo books. Volumes 1, 2, and 3. Volume 3 is an exclusive edition only available to backers who pledge at this level. That's a total of 90 memes to keep you entertained for hours (but you should probably eat more fiber). Books shipped approximately 2 weeks after your pledge.

    And receive 10 custom gift tags and 5 custom wine labels. Gift tags and wine labels shipped every Friday throughout campaign.

    And receive a sneak peek of the final penis on June 28, 2016 (one week before I post it on social media).

    And I will blow you a virtual kiss!

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    Pledge $500 or more
    About $500 USD

    0 backers

    THE KITTEN-CABOODLE (meow)

    Come to San Francisco and party with me and my hot girlfriends for a weekend! Why not?

    We will have a wild Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday brunch. You are responsible for your own accommodations and travel because I don't own a private jet (yet!)

    And receive three autographed hard-cover photo books. Volumes 1, 2, and 3. Books shipped approximately 2 weeks after your pledge.

    And receive 10 custom gift tags and 5 custom wine labels. Gift tags and wine labels shipped every Friday throughout campaign.

    And receive a sneak peek of the final penis on June 28, 2016 (one week before I post it on social media).

    And I will blow you a virtual kiss!

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