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He just can't take the hint... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]allnamesfckintaken 46ポイント47ポイント  (18子コメント)

my mom used to say i was found in a dumpster as a kid so i would cry so she can console me. it's so fucked up.

edit: women get a huge dose of dopamine when consoling children. that's why they're good at it. so some women end up making the kid cry so they can indulge in that high.

[–]MBManaBreak 69ポイント70ポイント  (2子コメント)

wut

[–]the_undine 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seriously. I'm cracking the fuck up right now.

[–]ThatDrunkenScot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What did the fuck do to you to deserve to get cracked?!

[–]smokeweedfosho 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

wtf

[–]RabbiVolesSolo 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used to tell my little brother we found him in a dumpster. I didn't console him though, because he was a pain in the ass.

[–]Igivekarmaforfree 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

so you finally got rid of him? nice

[–]werobamexicanloki 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

...

Wat

[–]LostClaws 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you meant to say "twat"

"Wat" is also acceptable, I guess.

[–]Kuwait_Drive_Yards 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Beating your kid with jumper cables must give a similar dose...

[–]VeritasWay 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop

[–]Drunkyoda5 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Silly, you're not u/_vargas_

[–]finmajor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine used to tell me I had a twin brother that she left behind a dumpster in Mexico. Pretty sure it's one of the reasons I'm dead inside today.

[–]Johnnie_CockRing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine always said they found me in a cabbage patch. I never believed it, as I didn't believe cabbage patches were real.

[–]cooperJEDI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

excuse me?

[–]Norgenigga 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/theredpill

[–]farfang -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean women are manipulative.

[–]ChristopherChance1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm crying in laughter