gamers, get ready
this is our final showdown
THE TEN CALLMANDMENTS
I. I am the Leeduh, who brought you out of the land of Poverty, into the sheltering of Rii. You shall have no other leaders before Me.
II. Thou shalt spend most of thou's freetime on various social media ogling women you'll never get any from.
III. You shall not take the name of the Leeduh in vain, Leeduh gives not a thought to slanderous naysayers.
IV. You shall never insult, harm or take holy land of FEDEX in vain. Always remember to use this as your prefered shipping method, even if it costs extra. Behead those who would dare take up a false postal service, be it UPS or USPS.
V. You shall only play games from the land of the rising sun, Nippon, thou's Guilty Gears, thou's BlazBlue, thou's UNIEL.
VI. You shall never come to ill intent over another unless thy Leeduh instigates it first.
VII. The Secret Chat is a privilege, not a right. They who leave shant never return.
VIII. Thou must never bring up Leeduh Spanish skills. Thy lord has mastered the language to the level of the greats such as Peggy Hill.
IX. Thou shall never KAPOW the Leeduh, that's an automatic 9999999999 second timeout.
X. Always take at least 3 minutes out of the hour thanking your Leeduh Callcollectplz and his son, David_Hayter, for inviting you.
