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[–]Vincenthwind 1220ポイント1221ポイント  (52子コメント)

"Aw yes, I made the play of the game...wait shit it's not stopping..fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk"

[–]Rooonaldooo99 369ポイント370ポイント  (50子コメント)

No one is typing in chat because they are all busy fapping.

(The game is "Overwatch" btw)

[–]Alatain 695ポイント696ポイント  (38子コメント)

You sure it is not Underwatch?

[–]Flynx_Master 20ポイント21ポイント  (22子コメント)

pretty sure its overlook

[–]Chozoid69 21ポイント22ポイント  (19子コメント)

No, it's OnlyWatch

[–]Flynx_Master 16ポイント17ポイント  (17子コメント)

Undertale?

[–]TheCrowbarSnapsInTwo 19ポイント20ポイント  (14子コメント)

Undertail

[–]earldbjr 24ポイント25ポイント  (13子コメント)

Ducktale?

[–]raxitron 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You sure it's not Underlook?

[–]KeithKatar[🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]ExitMusic_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Haha I'm so glad Carbot started doing OVerwatch already.

[–]petEEy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see what you did under there

[–]GrigoriTheDragon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And because it's an Xbox clip. :)

[–]Good_Hunter 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like Overwaifu. Tracer 5ever

[–]infinitelynk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not baywatch? Or should I say Baewatch.

[–]punkdoctor1000 575ポイント576ポイント  (66子コメント)

I'm going to be honest. I thought I saw a butt in the thumbnail so I clicked. It was the dudes beard.

[–]Rooonaldooo99 240ポイント241ポイント  (60子コメント)

[–]SlapstickMojo 411ポイント412ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't see a single beard in that picture. Fail.

[–]boogersrus 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

I too clicked hoping to find beards that look like butts.

[–]MineDogger 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Screw HD, we need "Vector booty rendering" technology, STAT!

[–]trainercatlady 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

Is this a Wedgie PSA?

[–]Jucoy 12ポイント13ポイント  (8子コメント)

Thats something thats always bothered be about games in that they clearly don't understand how spandex works or that wedgies when they do happen are incredibly uncomfortable for both sexes so why do the women always have perma wedgies when wearing spandex?

[–]trainercatlady 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

And the boobs, too. Spandex doesn't perfectly form around each individual tit. Clothing doesn't work that way!

[–]Jitterrr 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

into the folder with you

[–]InvalidKoalas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone please shop Torbjorns beard in this.

[–]cosmicblob 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are nice butts. They are the same butts. I call butt discrimination.

[–]BoyceKRP 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are some nice dude beards

[–]Namlad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This would be a nice wallpaper if it was 1920x1080.

[–]shinobi791 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Title: The booty of Overwatch.

[–]Chief2091 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not gunna lie, same here lol

[–]TheThanatosGambit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alright I'll ask what everyone else is thinking...did you still fap to it?

[–]the_leprechauns_anus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was some type of eating ass glitch too, then it was him checking out the ass.

[–]Windows95fanclub 341ポイント342ポイント  (22子コメント)

I thought Torbjorn's moustach was Tracer's butt...

[–]Rooonaldooo99 422ポイント423ポイント  (11子コメント)

[–]ORGrown 52ポイント53ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my. Thank you for starting my day with this.

[–]Only_Sub_RicknMorty 59ポイント60ポイント  (5子コメント)

As someone who tries to grow a beard for half a year now I still got triggered by this unrealistic mustache standard, I think Blizzard should change that because my facial hair feels opressed.

[–]Punkmaffles 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well hair growth is dependant on your body tbh. If you can't grow a long full beard or mustache in a year its gonna be slow growing. Also grooming helps. Shaving to make it grow back full and thicker is a bunch of bs.

[–]THISAINTMYJOB 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wasn't it something like the easier you grow a beard the more likely you're going bald?

[–]kevbroski 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can confirm. Am bald, have beard. 100% correlation with my sample size of 1

[–]thenepenthe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Take some prenatals. Those help a ton in promoting hair growth.

[–]Will_drum_for_beer 24ポイント25ポイント  (4子コメント)

What am I looking at???

[–]tairal3nqa 92ポイント93ポイント  (2子コメント)

After each match in Overwatch, the game selects a "play of the game" to show you some excellent examples of multi-kills, shutdown of ultimates, clutch mass-res, etc.

This particular character used his ultimate ability, which super-powered his turret, which went on a rampage and killed a bunch of people, which caused him to get play of the game. However since his turret was doing all the work, he was free to do other things. He chose to make use of his time by staring at the nearby sniper's ass. The game then showed his perspective to the 11 other people in his match.

So 11 people got to see him pressing Q, then doing nothing except staring at her ass while lots of people on the other team died.

[–]Jetstream_Sam 59ポイント60ポイント  (32子コメント)

Being short has its advantages

[–]hullmarch 213ポイント214ポイント  (31子コメント)

I have dwarfism, making 4ft tall as a grown man. Sure, it definitely has it's perks in the eye-level department, but then it can slap you right in the face sometimes.

Once I was walking behind this woman in yoga pants on a crowded pavement. She was deeply involved in a phone call and ended up stopping abruptly and I face planted right into her ass. I was mortified and froze, she turned round and screamed in my face. As soon as I came back to my senses I just ran. Fun times.

[–]Nickonthepc 149ポイント150ポイント  (15子コメント)

Not to be disrespectful but I'm getting a lot of enjoyment of out picturing a dwarf, petrified, then waddle-running away at about 4 mph.

[–]hullmarch 241ポイント242ポイント  (10子コメント)

How dare you. I can run at 6mph

[–]officepad 86ポイント87ポイント  (9子コメント)

With or without your axe?

[–]hullmarch 122ポイント123ポイント  (7子コメント)

With. There's these new-fangled fibreglass axes these days. Ideal for the modern day dwarf and his travelling needs.

[–]Legault_Revan 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

I hear dwarves are natural sprinters. Is that true?

[–]hullmarch 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

That is baseless slander sir. I only sprint when my life depends on it (or when a random woman is screaming at me apparently)

[–]pauix 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well... a random woman screaming at you could easily turn into a life threatening situation.

[–]OhGeez32 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or a porno. That's how some pornos start!

[–]unarmedcivilian 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

What character do you prefer in overwatch? Also, I play Tor a good amount and I've noticed that mercy is pretty damned tall.

[–]hullmarch 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've never played Overwatch. FPS games aren't really my thing. But as FPS go, it does look fun. I am a bit tempted to try it out!

[–]unarmedcivilian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I can't aim worth shit but there's plenty of things to do that don't involve aiming well. Healing, and the guy in the OP picture just builds turrets and lets them kill people while he stares at his super model team mates posteriors. Definitely worth a try, each round lasts like 5-9 minutes and in general every play style can help win. Blizzard made a good damned game.

[–]pixelprophet 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure as a dwarf they are required to always have their axe on them.

[–]Turtle_of_rage 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

I fell horrible about laughing at that.

[–]kingofvodka 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

How tall was she that her ass was 4 feet in the air? Wouldn't that make her like 7+ feet? Or are you talking about when you were younger?

[–]hullmarch 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah I would have been slightly shorter back then, but not that much. I guess it was more the small of her back (depsite her also wearing heels) but I have a feeling it made no difference to her in that moment

[–]cheesyaf 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Jesus dude, how close where you to her, you must've been sniffin that ass if you didn't stop fast enough when she did

[–]hullmarch 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pretty much. It was super packed with no space. Edinburgh during the Fringe is mental.

[–]smitteh 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

well, how was it? Was it the good kind of hot ass? or was it stanky hot ass

[–]hullmarch 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well considering that I couldn't smell anything....good? I guess?

[–]FlowersOfSin 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

To be fair, if a small guy would bump his nose in my ass then run away, I would find that very funny!

[–]hullmarch 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hah yeah I think she was just more shocked than anything. Even when people first see me from a normal vicinity they can be quite taken aback sometimes. Nobody expects to come across a dwarf I suppose lol

[–]FlowersOfSin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me at my old apartment, my morning routine was always the same and I was always exiting my place at 7:20 and every days at 7:20, there was a dwarf walking in front of my house. I kinda missed the guy when I moved. He was like my buddy! I never talked to him but he was always there for me! :P

[–]Hakim_Bey 31ポイント32ポイント  (17子コメント)

"Tueur Killer du 34"

<3

[–]OG_Pow 7ポイント8ポイント  (13子コメント)

What does that mean?

[–]Hakim_Bey 47ポイント48ポイント  (12子コメント)

"Tueur" means "Killer" in French. 34 is the ZIP code for a county in South-East France. It's a quip on typical rural teenagers pseudonyms on social networks, so it would be the equivalent of "EdgyKillerFromArkansas" or something like that.

[–]OG_Pow 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

So is his name literally "killer killer" just in 2 different languages? That's hilarious. Thanks for the explanation.

[–]Hakim_Bey 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

:) French Countryside represents :)

[–]JohnWinthrop 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was a great post thanks!

[–]TheDutchCoder 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is that Marseille by any chance?

[–]Hakim_Bey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, that's Montpellier, which is not very far (about halfway between Marseille and the Pyrénées).

[–]PinguRambo 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Couldn't help but notice.

I'm not proud. (or am I?)

[–]Pompilop 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

French gallantry, obviously. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Flare_I_am 115ポイント116ポイント  (4子コメント)

Uploaded 7 hours after it got on /r/overwatch with no credit.

[–]Factions 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

OP you cunt, you better reply to me with an explanation for this.

[–]greendiamond16 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Got to take this shit to karma court.

[–]marathon 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Help me out - non-gamer from /r/all - What is this about? The creepshot? Where is the 'caught red handed' part?

[–]jordanzzz 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pretty much. It's called play of the game and shows to all 12 players at the end of the match. It just so happens that the play was his turret killing everyone while he looked up her skirt.

[–]Ilyak1986 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bwahahaha. I get it now. I'm like "huh, what's so special about this? His turret's killing people, big deal?"

[–]jordanzzz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah that character gets it a lot and it's usually just the turret doing things automatically. Half the time the player dies and the rest of it is just watching his corpse while the turret kills things in the background.

[–]indoorhorizon 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

from the thumbnail, his beard looks like a butt.

[–]binet 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

TUEURKILLERDU34 tout est résumé

[–]Shinodacs 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

J'avoue que pour le coup, tu sais tout de suite a qui tu as affaire.

[–]FlowersOfSin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Il devrait se renommer Voyeur Peeper du 34.

[–]derage88 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

We caught this reposter redhanded!

[–]Torock_ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would hardly call it reposting when it's from a different subreddit, its cross posting, OP should have stated that in the title but doesn't make it a repost

[–]Hunterr010993 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

I watched this 5 times before realising it was to look at an animated butt.. Not worth the time.

[–]Foxhack 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you finished after looking at it five times.

[–]wookiee42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was to look at the clip that was shown to all of the players at the end of the game.

[–]bogyoke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, I assumed that there was something happening that I didn't understand. Just the low-detail, cartoon arse though, eh? That's a little bit pitiful, Reddit.

[–]Trojanbp 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Put the name of the game in the title OP.

[–]RRettig 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Op stole this from the /r/overwatch subreddit

[–]Doom_Net 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

He was just showbutting...just using someone else's butt.

[–]HCJohnson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was booty blind. It's like being snow blind, but with a fine piece of ass!

[–]Alexio247 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Viscido come pochi il ragazzo :P

[–]Genkai-Senpai 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

here name litterally means "killer killer from the 34 (french department)"

[–]spencethechef101 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like your if you watch the order of the scenes in reverse then its him checking out the panties then later looking at his hand and thinking

[–]EchoSolo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is post-worthy? Maybe if I was 12.

[–]iaruoksid 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reddit, y'all are really pathetic. Make your own "overwatchbutts" sub for this shitposting.

[–]throwaway-account-47 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anita Sarkeesian just got triggered.

[–]RyanTheDrummer1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I mean Torbjörn does have a red claw for a hand.

[–]wildlyoscillate 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Noob question: which character is that?

[–]tairal3nqa 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Torbjorn is the player, Widowmaker is the sniper.

[–]wildlyoscillate 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thanks. Not her usual getup though right?

[–]tairal3nqa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope. Probably a legendary skin. Haven't played her enough to know for sure.

[–]Doc_Lewis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anytime I play as Torbjorn I feel like I'm crouching, and have to hit the control key a few times to figure it out, he is so low to the ground.

[–]Spiritenemy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even in the victory pose screen he knew he fucked up, so he turned his gaze lol.

[–]drkrelic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This hurts so good. XD

[–]Kazandaki 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really wanna play this game but i am almost certain it won't run on my laptop even with the lowest setting sigh

[–]Jafacacke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The thumbnail looked like tracers butt.