Hello, you SLUTS (Smart Ladies Utilizing Their Sexuality)! Today, I'm going to give a brief seminar about how a good slut spins her meat (fucks multiple dudes at once). I will go through the process of the "types" of men (AMALT, but you have to cater to their fee-fees in certain ways), the pros and cons, and an example of how one might approach this archetype. Get your sparkling water ready girls, this will surely educate you lot.

TYPE 1: THE OMEGA

The Omega, despite the name, is first on my list. They are considered low-hanging fruit, and if a slut was just looking for a quick bang and didn't mind the aftertaste, the Omega is the one for you.

PROS

• Very Low-Maintenance Meat, will mostly be taken care of by Mommy.

• Is adamantly loyal. He might spout some anime quote about how betrayal is wrong, but face it, he couldn't cheat even if he wanted to.

• Personal GameStop. Rent vidya and anime tat for free if you're into that.

CONS

• Not much in the way of a sluts' other favorite thing, MONEY. Any money would be hastily spent on Amazon buying anime figurines or added to his Steam Wallet.

• Hygiene is second place for the Omega. Nests are in varying degrees of dismay. If you are easily squicked by piss bottles, pass this one up.

• His Mom might not like you.

THE APPROACH

The Omega is hard to approach, because he's unlikely to come out of his nest. I recommend going to a card shop. Implement your damsel in distress routine, and express to the store owner that you wanted to get into [whatever TCG is popular in that store], but you don't know how. There will be some Omegas who shift their glasses like they do in the animes and say, "Hmph, a girl." But the Alpha Omega of the pack will be sure to grab your hand and say he'd love to show you how to play. If he sweats in nervousness, you know you got him. Casually ask him if you could come over to his place sometime to see his [video games, body pillow collection, binders full of Pokemon cards]. The Omega, desperate for any feeemale approval, will accept graciously.

PUSHING PAST LMR

Guys just want pussy. AMALT. However, a lot of guys are resistant to sex because they don't want to be seen as a player. It's your duty to ignore their body signals saying they aren't ready for that, because men can't be raped. And that isn't our feminazi shrills saying that, it's said by the truest of alphas over at r/TheRedPill, which you know is 100% troof in the biotroofs. Anyways...

The Omega is a bit difficult at first. He can go on tangents about how he "knows how to treat a lady", and "chivalry is dead". Yuck. Not only is he massively uninformed about medieval times, but he's going to make it difficult for you to get your N-count (nag count, how many men you now nag for sex) up. You should watch a few animes with loli girls and adapt their mannerisms. As moe as possible, ask him if your first time can be with him. Tell him that you have never met a guy so nice, that you can only imagine being with him forever and ever. You actually don't, but sex game is amoral.

CAUTION: Be sure to track your Omega's Reddit history! If he starts posting on r/ForeverAlone, pity sex him immediately. Good sluts fuck for the greater good, and only you can fuck to prevent school shootings.

TYPE 2: THE BETA CHUMP

The Beta is a pretty broad brush; but generally, the Beta is a man who is certainly better looking than the Omega, and has the $$$MONEY$$$ you want. Some are even feminist, which you can use to your advantage.

PROS

• Money

• Money

• Money

CONS

• Might develop feelings for you. Only men can romance, so this is pesky to deal with being aromantic and all.

• The Beta leaves the house, unlike the Omega. It can make spinning multiple meats difficult.

• He might share some personal stories with you, or cry. Women are psychopaths making it difficult to feign giving a shit.

THE APPROACH

Approaching the Beta is similar to approaching the Omega. My personal recommendation is faking car troubles and pretending to know what I'm doing.. Pretend to break down on the Interstate/Motorway. According to u/satintintintintin, women should express gratitude for any kind of help they are given by a man. Have a Beta come to help you fix your car, and politely decline, making sure to blush. The Beta will help, maybe ramble something about the alternator or something, and miraculously fix your car. Thank him so much for the trouble, and proceed to get on your knees and suck his cock. Slide him your number and tell him to call you any time he is the one in trouble. ;)

PUSHING PAST LMR

There is really no LMR to get past with the Beta. They are as hungry as the Omega, but are more willing to get some. The more pussyfied (see: feminist) ones might keep asking you if you're alright, and if feels good for you. If it becomes too bothersome, introduce that you're into light BDSM and ballgag them.

CAUTION: Betas get offended if you spin meat. If caught, claim they are misogynists for not letting you fully express your sexuality. The more feminist ones will agree and adapt, questioning how they have been deluded by the patriarchy for so long with monogamy. If your Beta still cries, do a soft next until he comes around to the idea of polygamy.

TYPE 3: CHAD

I have to be honest. Chads are a lot of work in some departments for such little output. Still, if you wish to spin Chad's meat, here's how.

PROS

• Ripped

• More money than Betas.

• Might not give a fuck if you spin meat.

CONS

• Can be whiny man-babies if their pee-pees don't get touched.

• Surf manosphere sites.

• You have to degrade yourself to be with them. Sluts degrading themselves, ugh. Barf.

THE APPROACH

The approach is difficult, because the Chad has read r/TheRedPill sidebar and is onto your feminazi wiles. You must game his game to make yourself come out on top. Remember, no matter how much they go their own way, they are controlled by their biological impulses. AMALT.

Go to a nightclub to meet Chad. It will be dark in there, but you can use the Axe bodyspray trail to find him. Start dancing with him, being sure to be slutty, but not too slutty. Since he's dying to make a field report, he will do anything to get amused mastery over you. To properly game a Chad is a teeter-totter game. You must be smart, but not too smart. Pretty, but not too pretty.

Claim you have only been with one guy before. TRP likes to apply the 3x rule, so 3 cocks is a safe measure for a Chad. DO NOT CLAIM TO BE A VIRGIN. TRP tells them unicorns are impossible. Once you have a lot of fun with this guy, he'll take you back to his place.

PUSHING PAST LMR

Again, sluts, to properly game him is to pretend to have him game you. Your proper responses should be "I'm usually not this type of girl..." and "I've never done something like this before." I know as a slut, you want to just jam his thundercock in you, but you must resist, if only for a minute. Congrats, you'll get some jackhammer sex.

There you have it, sluts. A basic guide to help you spin some meat. Get out there and make the matriarchy proud.