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They should stop naming hurricanes after generic first names, but instead solicit corporate sponsors who would pay a marketing fee to help offset the damage costs of the impending storm in exchange for publicity (self.Showerthoughts)

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Hurricane Home Depot

I can see it now

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[–]rockthechopper 1824ポイント1825ポイント  (65子コメント)

This is quite possibly the worst marketing strategy I've ever heard. Congratulations

[–]pokemaster787 325ポイント326ポイント  (5子コメント)

Instead companies should bid for it to be named after their rivals.

[–]Zentaurion [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Just think of the possible headlines...

"Hurricane Ronald McDonald Sucks Dicks Behind Every McDonald's Wrecks the East Coast"

Then the following year "$2 Billion Damage Expected to be Caused by Category 5 Hurricane The Burger King Lets You Have Your Own Way With Ronald McDonald. Millions of Homes to be Vacated in Preparation"

[–]FelixJ20000 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Capitalism!

[–]damngurlll [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"In other news, the Koch brothers have bid 3 trillion dollars to name every hurricane for the rest of time 'Barrack HUSSEIN Obama'"

[–]striker24x 247ポイント248ポイント  (44子コメント)

What about the reverse? Put the corporate names in a drawing and have them make donations (for the clean up) to get their names removed?

[–]thismightbemymain 451ポイント452ポイント  (28子コメント)

So like extortion?

[–]RTRB 411ポイント412ポイント  (24子コメント)

Extortion for charity.

[–]coworkerthrowaway6 141ポイント142ポイント  (21子コメント)

extortion for charity

So, charity?

[–]Ftfykid 67ポイント68ポイント  (9子コメント)

So, taxes?

[–]poopy_wizard132 20ポイント21ポイント  (8子コメント)

But then the hurricane wouldn't have a name after the company paid...

Is that when we rinse and repeat the extortion with a different company?

[–]lzy_bku 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Coming up through the Gulf, the hurricane formerly known as Lyft set to pound the Eastern side of FL...

[–]kakawaka1 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince Rince

[–]4x49ers 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great, now that looks like a real word.

[–]MisterSixfold 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

No you run it like a lottery, put a lot of big companies in it. They have to pay to get their name removed.

[–]poopy_wizard132 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

But what is the hurricane called when their name is removed?

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    [–]marksnowfree 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You mean government?

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      [–]EgotisticJesster 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Exactly!

      [–]Kaibakura 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      It sounds cooler because it has an X in it.

      [–]CintasTheRoxtar 41ポイント42ポイント  (6子コメント)

      Reddit is the fucking worst at economics

      [–]kharnevil 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

      eh, not the exact worse that would be the British Chancellor of the Exchequer

      [–]ShelfordPrefect 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      dear Dave, I'm afraid there's no money left. Something something narwhal bacon.

      /u/TheRealGordonBrown

      [–]TheLastWarMind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      im fairly sure hes on reddit

      [–]jiw123 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I wish he was just terrible at economics, unfortunately it seems to be very much a political move to increase privatisation and and further the profits of the rich.

      [–]WaitingToBeBanned [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Have you ever heard of Mao Zadong?

      [–]zerox600 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

      So like a corporate hunger games?

      [–]B0BBIT 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Simpsons Asia already did it. For reals but with New Age Musicicians.

      Yanni killed 50 people in South Korea.

      [–]pkvh 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Hurricane yoko breaks up the band.

      [–]PM_ME_WHITE_PANTIES 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      When I hear Yoko, I think Littner, not Ono.

      [–]QueenArc 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      A home depot hurricane?

      [–]Shotzo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      So the companies with the least money get hurt the most?

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        [–]ButtRain 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I'm upvoting it because of how terrible it is.

        [–]Daddingly 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

        It is superbly bad, isn't it?

        *This family's home was destroyed by Hurricane Durex."

        [–]Dezza2241 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

        r/shittyideas

        [–]typing-without-hands 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

        On this episode of Nathan for You...

        [–]Jah_Ith_Ber 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Hungry. For. Apples!?!?

        [–]michaelrohansmith 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Works as negative advertising though. Trump could pay for ten successive hurricanes called Hilary.

        [–]Abomonog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Not entirely. Sponsorship logos on the cleanup aspects (assuming this would be part of the package) would be a huge advertising coop. For a company like Wal Mart it could mean the difference of whether they get a permit to build in some town or not. The "helping the community" image is a big plus when it comes to things like that.

        [–]Morlaix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        It might work for insurance companies

        [–]Pixel_Veteran 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        But you have heard of it!

        [–]iamangrierthanyou [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        What's wrong with the Trojan Tornado causing a wave of destruction??

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          [–]NiceSasquatch 206ポイント207ポイント  (7子コメント)

          my parents were killed in hurricane home depot.

          [–]never_grow_up 51ポイント52ポイント  (4子コメント)

          If this is for real my condolences.

          [–]Kawiisugoi 82ポイント83ポイント  (3子コメント)

          Um...

          [–]never_grow_up 51ポイント52ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Dude they died in hurricane home depot! You monster.

          [–]Nobody_is_on_reddit 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

          My parents died in Hurricane Monster Energy Drink...

          [–]GodOfAllAtheists 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I almost died in hurricane Ex-Lax. Real shit storm.

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          [–]cuwake 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

          r/nocontext

          [–]SummerMummer 245ポイント246ポイント  (21子コメント)

          Until the day "Hurricane Home Depot" kills a few hundred people and causes a few million dollars worth of damage, of course.

          [–]throwaway55443322112 87ポイント88ポイント  (14子コメント)

          or Hurricane Five Guys Burger And Fries

          [–]M_a_t_t_4_0 31ポイント32ポイント  (12子コメント)

          Hurricane Walmart

          [–]never_grow_up 30ポイント31ポイント  (7子コメント)

          Hurricane Haagen-Dazs

          [–]Dozosozo 38ポイント39ポイント  (6子コメント)

          Hurricane Hurricane Bar & Grill

          [–]Stabbytehstabber 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

          I'm personally excited for Hurricane Hot Topic.

          [–]Kar_WrecK 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Followed briefly by Hurricane Skittles, for the motherfuckers that really want to taste the rainbow.

          [–]DukeofPoundtown [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          Hurricane Waffle House. It's late and u suddenly want food

          [–]some__mexican 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Hurricane Harry's Hotdogs will be a real doozy.

          [–]shalo62 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Hurricane Hooters.....

          [–]Christophurious 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Perfectly fitting

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            [–]clunkclunk 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Did you hear how hard Five Guys blew last night? There was wetness everywhere and some lady even died from it.

            [–]BC_Trees 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            No such thing as bad publicity?

            [–]Oneforburton 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Hurricane McDonalds. Coming to a city near you! Da-da-da-da-da I'm lovin' it!

            [–]Ghede 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            It's okay.

            Hurricane Home Depot was sponsored by Sears.

            [–]dublem [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Just when you thought you were safe.. Hurricane Home Depot 2! They just keep coming!

            [–]okrockok [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Lowe's: we told you so.

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              [–]TheHornyToothbrush 102ポイント103ポイント  (12子コメント)

              These millions of dollars in damage, mass floodings, and deaths are brought to you in part by...

              Saint Jude's Childrens Hospital

              O'Reilly Auto Parts

              And Huntington National Bank.

              [–]Has_No_Gimmick 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

              O! O! O! O'Riley!

              Auto parts!

              (Yeeah!)

              [–]empirebuilder1[🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (9子コメント)

              Man, fuck O'Reillys. They wanted $25 per spark plug for a replacement set on my ranger. Per sparkplug!! And those were the basic model too!

              I'll stick with Napa any day of the week.

              [–]Bojangthegoatman 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Dude 9/10 times Napa is FAR more expensive than oriellys or auto zone

              [–]OreBear 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              OP confirmed as Napa shill. Or wait... maybe you're an O'Reilly shill... I don't know what to believe anymore.

              [–]morganmachine91 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

              This has overwhelmingly been my experience here in CA as well

              [–]nami_hoshino 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I don't shop at O'reilly but I find that hard to believe. The Motocraft plugs for the Rangers are usually $5 each (2.5, 3.0, 4.0). Basic Autolite Copper plugs start at $2.

              Only expensive plugs from regular Ford engines I've encountered are the 5.4 Triton plugs which start at $12

              This message brought to you by O'reilly Auto Parts /s

              [–]Puttles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Not sure what spark plugs you're buying. I paid 3.99 each for mine, and 6.50 for the reaaaaly nice ones.

              Maybe it was something else? Like a coil? My ignition coils cost 69$ each. Which is a bitch but the previous ones were Chinese crap. The plastic cracked on one of them.

              [–]nedkelly08 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Maybe they were trying to sell you iridiums or something.

              [–]itschrismo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Try Rock auto

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                [–]SneezingTurtle 73ポイント74ポイント  (5子コメント)

                That already happened.

                Mini paid a few years ago to call some random meteorologic phenomenon "Cooper" as marketing for their new car.

                But the "random meteorologic phenomenon" turned out to be a hurricane that killed people.

                Oops

                [–]kharnevil 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                almost correct, but not quite

                they named a front, by sponsorship, it was a snap cold-front, quite severe, 40 people died

                [–]empirebuilder1[🍰] 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                I know someone named Cooper.

                Maybe I should put themetal shop tools out of his reach...

                [–]Kunstfr 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Cooper Station... So nice of you to name it after me.

                [–]36baaa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Murphy Cooper saved us all

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                  [–]majorthrownaway 37ポイント38ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  That's the stupidest idea I've heard all day.

                  [–]vezance 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

                  Just all day? You must have heard a lot of stupid ideas in your time, then.

                  [–]AnUnfriendlyCanadian 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  He could be working in management.

                  [–]shannister 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Or be watching political news all day.

                  [–]AnUnfriendlyCanadian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  They want to end natural gas for home and business heating in my province. Where the fuck do they come up with this shit.

                  [–]ThrowAwaysThrowAway9 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  He spends a fair amount of time on Reddit.

                  [–]WhatUpMyNinjas 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Hurricane Dasani.

                  [–]GeorgiaTek 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I think you mean "dasanté".

                  [–]gilgamar 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  Hurricane Home Depot! Helping rebuild your home by tearing it apart first!

                  [–]LangMeYourLight 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  You can do it. Good luck.

                  [–]Questions-like-shes5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Hurricane Home Depot blows onto the battlefield!

                  [–]Moosehead11 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

                  I just think a company like, um say Apple, wouldn't want to lend their name to a hurricane that ends up being the most disastrous one in many years. Or Nike for example. "The Nike Hurricane has killed thousands upon thousands of people" doesn't sound good.

                  [–]vrxz 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Mandatory evacuation order now in effect. Brought to you by Hurricane Nike. Just do it.

                  [–]ForteShadesOfJay 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  I share a name with one of the worst hurricanes to hit the US. It's not as bad as you'd think. I rarely get blamed for the deaths/damage. When people see Hurricane Smith&Wesson is on the way they're going to gtfo.

                  [–]veloci-nap-tor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  "The Nike Hurricane has killed thousands upon thousands of people"

                  It makes it sound like Nike made the hurricane too.

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                    [–]Bails6923 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    I can see it now: Hurricane PornHub it really fucks you up

                    [–]bvisperas 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Hurricane lowe's because we cause less damage than Home Depot

                    [–]never_grow_up 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    And it never damages anything you want.

                    [–]dantemp 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    "I lost my house and car thanks to Coca-Cola"

                    "Microsoft killed my whole family and left me a cripple."

                    Such a nice publicity. I get some idiot thinking of that, but where did the idiots that upvoted this come from?

                    [–]mrichard629 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "Microsoft killed my whole family and left me a cripple."

                    shouldn't have cancelled that Windows 10 upgrade then.

                    [–]BiteTheBullet26 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    They upvoted because it's so dumb, all the world must see.

                    [–]tatsuedoa 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "Hurricane Home Depot has destroyed half of Miami... in light of this tragedy, Home Depot is offering a 15% discount on rebuilding materials when you bring in a destroyed street sign."

                    [–]TotesMessenger 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

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                    [–]SWaspMale 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    Hurricane Coke?

                    [–]ForteShadesOfJay 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    Sorry that fizzed out in the middle of the ocean is Hurricane Pepsi okay?

                    [–]empirebuilder1[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Hurricane Dr. Pepper would like a word here.

                    [–]AnUnfriendlyCanadian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You'd have to be careful. There's nothing stopping people from just calling it hurricane Doc.

                    [–]SWaspMale 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Bonus: Oceans already carbonating.

                    [–]NoviKey 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    We'd all get high on that.

                    [–]banyanroot 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    This hurricane is brought to you by Glad trash bags. As you collect the remains of your belongings across the neighborhood this hurricane season, don't get mad, get Glad!TM

                    [–]YottaPiggy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Maybe if America stopped naming their hurricanes they wouldn't feel sentimental and come back.

                    [–]WrongLetters 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Trumps hurricane would be the greatest hurricane.

                    [–]Sublimebro 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Why would anyone want their brand associated with death? When I think of the name Katrina, I usually think of the hurricane and how devastating it was. Why would a company like Nike want that?

                    [–]Chrispy_Wafer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Kinda like BP and that giant oil spill. That was huge marketing amirite?

                    [–]Slightly_Stoopid_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    I think it's a pretty good idea, not sure why it's getting hate

                    [–]Gramos9 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Hurricane Trojan

                    [–]empirebuilder1[🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Magnum sized hurricane ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                    [–]ThrowingEverytime 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Dr Pepper destroyed the homes of thousands of people and tore families apart.

                    [–]PunsOfSteal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Pepsi, sponsored by Coke.

                    [–]Danielthegreat1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    This thought is the start of something much smarter that an incredible agency has already come up with:

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWpVA9c5eJA

                    [–]GeorgiaTek 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "Walmart came through and reduced our community to shambles"

                    [–]capndroid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane BeybladeTM

                    [–]i_am_useless_too 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You have been banned from r/HailCorporate

                    This message brought by the Hurricane Coca-Cola

                    [–]lezzashezza 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    microsoft: crashing windows everywhere

                    [–]CosmonautMikeDexxter 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    am I in /r/shittyshowerthoughts?

                    [–]Bogosaurus 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    I think they should outsource it to the internet.

                    [–]terryfrombronx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Nah, I prefer Hurricane Double Hitler.

                    [–]Captain_Stairs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Bear Sterns. Decimates everything in its path, then evaporates.

                    [–]Dagon92 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Kotex. Can we stop the downpour?

                    [–]AMOUNTAINLION 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    They're named alphabetically with first names for memory association for what I assume is association with the previous year's so you can act accordingly and remember what to expect.

                    [–]Acekevorkian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    In today's news; Hurricane Wal-Mart kills 23 and wounds 48 on Blac Friday. Yeah, great idea

                    [–]Pinkstripeyshirt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The Chasers war on Everything had a sketch that tried to sell naming rights of disasters to Australian corporations:

                    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKivsvfGFbw

                    If you haven't seen the show before it's definitely worth a watch!

                    [–]DukeofPoundtown 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    This year's hurricane sponsors are:

                    Applebees
                    Bass Pro Shops
                    Comcast
                    Draftkings
                    Energizer
                    Fox News
                    Google
                    Home and Leisure Superstore
                    Intel
                    Jack Daniels
                    Krispy Kreme
                    Lowe's
                    Miller Brewing Company
                    Nestle
                    Olive Garden
                    Pringles
                    Quaker Oatmeal
                    Reddit
                    Sam's Club
                    Toyota
                    Under Armor
                    Viagra
                    Waffle House
                    Xerox
                    Yelp
                    Zoolander 2

                    [–]xaqori 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Nokia. No one can stop it. All we can do is wait until it goes away

                    [–]121381 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Worst idea ever.

                    [–]Jounas [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    "In other news Verizon killed 20 people on the east coast today"

                    [–]stagemaestro [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Who wants to be associated with a hurricane that destroys everything in its path?

                    [–]sinx36 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Procter is now ripping Florida a new a#@hole .

                    Hurricane Gamble is about to make landfall on South Carolina will you take a chance? Evacuate now!

                    The Big Apple takes on Apple residents in low lying laying areas are encouraged to sandbag. The onion says "We hope you enjoy your swim to work next week in the Big Apple Apple"

                    Nestlé is now donating a dollar towards victims of the recent hurricane for every product of theirs and their subsidiaries purchased.

                    Hurricane Facebook has 200,000 likes I can not tell off if that is good or bad.

                    The most recent Hurricane YouTube video has over 9,000 hits ,less then the number of homes hit, google promises every AdCent

                    [–]FC37 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Did you know there are companies whose job it is to pay for repairs and replacements? They're called "insurance companies."

                    [–]FlexGunship [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    This is the kind of example you'd give in a marketing class to show exactly what not to do.

                    [–]do_as_you_would [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Let's sponsor the deaths of innocents!

                    Please, for the love of all that is good and pure in the world, never breed and never assume a position of influence.

                    [–]RAMDownloader [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    They should rename hurricanes something threatening. Hurricane Andrew? Katrina? Sandy? Nah, imagine Hurricane Super Mega-Death Ultra 5000. Bet that would strike fear in people.

                    [–]james8475 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Or name them after the cause:"this hurricane is brought to you by Exxonmobil and its decades of climate lies

                    [–]wtfreddit6969 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    repost this to r/latestagecapitalism next to "I sold my baby." Atrocities are commodities.

                    [–]Poo_Hadoken 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Walmart leveled thousands of smaller businesses.

                    [–]Bozocow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Well, would you want to be known as that guy who's namesake killed thousands?

                    [–]InfinitySnatch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "Name it Scrambles. Scrambles the Death Dealer."

                    [–]Iceclimber11 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You guys are thinking of it the wrong way, use it to attack your opponent corporations.

                    Hurricane SubwaySlammer Hurricane Barns and Death Hurricane fuckyouJessica Hurricane WalgreensKillsALot

                    [–]tucci007 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Tropical Depression Dairy Queen

                    [–]tucci007 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Wendy's®

                    [–]Manosenmipantalones 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I don't think that's how brand association works. "This natural disaster brought to you by GE."

                    [–]JeanValjean197o 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I think they would make more money by just picking a corporate name and then soliciting funds in return for changing it to something else.

                    [–]mouth4war 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    It'd be better to do the opposite, charge corporations for a subscription out of the names list

                    [–]siricosirus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Burger King "have it your way!!!!"

                    [–]Mizzumil 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Terrible marketing. Would make people think of bad of random companies for no reason

                    [–]Saposhiente 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Might work for a gun or demolitions company.

                    [–]shrekerecker97 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Comcast ....about time they started to pay ....

                    [–]Genan 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Hurricane EA, here to destroy everything you cherish.

                    [–]SmotAss 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Do you remember when Coca Cola blew through and wiped out half our sea coast? Yeah, damn Hurricane Coke.

                    [–]RobotJiz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    At least it wasn't half as bad as hurricane crack in the 80's That was a destructive storm.

                    [–]Commissar_Genki 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Hurricane Fluttershy was already a thing though...

                    [–]sinx36 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Source citation please and no personal naming either.

                    [–]notafunnyguy32 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Luckily hurricane Coca-Cola fizzled out in the ocean and there was no victim

                    [–]Lycanvenom 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurrican Indominus Rex: Brought to you by Verizon Wireless.

                    [–]chooseanickname 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    nah, they should leave the names, but instead tell the names of the sponsors of it...like, " Hurricane Katrina, brought to you by Coca-Cola, the best beverage to drink, in the middle of a f****g tornado !"

                    [–]MCGtr1ck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Google

                    [–]xiaodre 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    hurricane grainger.. for the one who gets it done!

                    [–]funky_bbq 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane IKEA...

                    [–]mybossisaredditor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    What corporation would want their name associated with a goddamn hurricane?

                    If anything, they should do bidding between competitors, and the highest bidder gets the hurricane named after its competitor (i.e. Pepsi wins the auction, hello Hurricane Coca Cola!)

                    [–]futuremilk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane of the Depend Adult Undergarment

                    [–]MattzLadd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Sure, but I don't particularly want to be killed by 'Hurricane McDonalds'.

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                    [–]sinx36 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

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                    [–]McLyan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane google wrecked my fuckin house it kille my wife and kids! Fuck you hurricane google! You fucking dicks!

                    Ooooh wait, google sent me a check for $3.00, oh what its an adsense cupon? FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!

                    [–]Ohmy0_o 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    This is a fabulous idea

                    [–]rj20876 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    That sounds about as smart as taking out ad space to name serial killers.

                    [–]Thorcrusher1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane Pepsi just destroyed everything and killed three children.

                    [–]bfops [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    /r/crazyideas might be fun for you.

                    [–]peetee32 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    What about types of CANCER!! So I'm sorry to tell you your mom has been diagnosed with stage three Subway Subs cancer. Eat fresh.

                    [–]ButtersGettingHard [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    This is the worst idea since ice soap.

                    [–]jthomas694 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Hurricane KMart seems to have hit KMart pretty hard

                    [–]gunsofchekhovia [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    So... you want... corporations...

                    to willingly attach their names to horrific natural disasters?

                    Reddit, are we truly this bored/stupid? How does something like this make front?

                    [–]Helmsguard [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Thats a thing in Germany. Its called "Wetterpatenschaft" or weathersponsorship (Lit. Weather Godparenthood xD). You can buy a sponsorship and then the next weather front is named after you.

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