IGN: "It's pretty good. 8/10."

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Gerlado you IGNorant bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Witcherito School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on r/fallout, and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in brigading and I’m the top fucker in the entire Temerian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another sidequest. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the world, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Witcher 3 over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Northern Kingdoms and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of silver that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. With help of fast travel I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my steel sword. Not only am I extensively trained in fencing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of dank memes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internetz, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” review was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.