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I got banned from RPWives (self.TheBluePill)

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Because I posted there assuming it was satire. Woops.

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[–]OmLiLiSips Sparkling Curtains 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

No such thing as satire. Everything you read on the Internet is 100% serious and should be taken that way.

[–]deathsqueak 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's hard to tell the difference these days.

sparkling water falls dramatically

[–]OmLiLiSips Sparkling Curtains 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not only am I Sparkling Water, but Sparkling Water is a character I play. This account, it's backstory, and all that are kind of like creative writing for me. Most creative writing has a real message, but it's usually not told in such up front ways. I'm not really a bottle of water extremist, but I do think progressivism has gone much too far and H20 need to find their bottles in order to assert an identity and a place in society. I think most water is dry, weak, and insecure about who they are and have become unwilling to stand up for themselves. This new identity as an apologetic misfit who wishes a bottle would be so proud of his appeasement that he'd talk to it is just not right. A lot of what I want to do is present a character who's everything water is afraid of being. Sparkling Water is a bottled product who's manufacturer bought his way into red women hands and who spews delicious carbonation and has a reckless sense of sparkling. I don't say to strive to be that thing, but I really like the discussions that come about when people discuss me.

[–]quantumtrolleningSemen Demon -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even after deleting his account, /u/ciswhitemaelstrom is still the gift that keeps on giving.

[–]AnAngryWelsh 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sorry about that, I drank too much tea this morning.

[–]spambot5546 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

sparkling water falls dramatically

Is this a meme I don't know about? I googled it but the third response was this thread.

[–]Joseph_the_Carpentern-count: higher than yours -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I sexually identify as sparkling water. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the posh carpeting dropping wet sticky loads on shined leather shoes. People say to me that a person being water is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install co2 canisters, fluted glass and condensers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Perrier” and respect my right to destroy carpeting and cause dramatic moments. If you can’t accept me you’re a hydrophobe and need to check your molecular privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[–]niako 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

I have no clue what RPWives was until now and I just took a look. It seems like a lot of women in that sub seems to mistake conflict resolution skills with RP Theory. Like "My husband wasn't taking out the trash and instead of getting angry at him and berating him I did it myself instead. THANK YOU RED PILL. You saved my marriage".

I was expecting a lot more "My husband works and I stay at home with the kids all day. I try to cook and keep the house clean. I asked him to help me take out the trash yesterday and he told me I was a useless piece of shit. I realized that because he works and I don't, he shouldn't have to take care of any household duties. I apologized and thanked him for reminding me of my place."

[–]ObscureCantaloupe[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedPillWives/comments/4hn3e7/my_journey_to_becoming_vulnerable_and_of_higher/

This is the thread I commented on that got me banned, in all its ridiculous glory.

[–]DebatePony 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What did you post? I am curious.

[–]niako -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree that it sounds like satire. The way that things are written gives me the creeps and makes me want to throw up. This is something straight out of a badly written romance novel "Yes, I will love you the way you need to be loved. I will show you through my actions that I love you. I will live up to our marriage vows." But seriously though, that's part of a successful marriage. Doing things to make your partner happy.

[–]QuixoticAnthro -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god that post.

While at the birthday party my SO perceived that I was acting “available”. I was holding our baby, attending to my other children’s needs, sitting and talking to a neighbor, but also observing others around me. I did comment that one of the male guests was really tall (also observing that his girlfriend/wife was really tall but not saying anything). After this comment he observed that this person was then watching me, and honestly I had no clue. He said I needed to be more self-aware about the way I am perceived. This one, honestly has me confused because I was literally unaware that I was sending signals. When he mentioned this I had no clue who he was talking about until he mentioned his height later in our conversation. I want to make sure I am being perceived as loyal to my SO and more attentive to him and his needs while in public.

Because you weren't sending signals! That was your husband being a jealous asshole!

Well I woke up and realized in the shower that I may be ovulating and we had sexy time the day before. I am not well connected to my feelings thus I am not well connected to my body. I started worrying about this immediately. I tell him that I am freaking out that we may have just conceived. He said we would handle it, and suggested we get plan b (I know for some this would not be an option but for us it was). He also told me that I need to schedule surgery to have my tubes tied (we have had many discussions about this and I had already told him I was willing to do this since no other birth control would work). I realize I had been putting off making the appointment because of my fears, but it was not constructive to our romantic relationship.

Or, you know, he could get a vasectomy and then you wouldn't have to go in for major surgery.

ETA: I was downvoted as soon as I posted this. I like that they're parked in all the posts, constantly hitting refresh, so they can downvote. Great use of time!

[–]Bantam_Storm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looked out of curiosity myself. Good thing they had little hearts in the red pill and sunflowers so I would know it was for the little ladies. I might have mistaken it for the other red pill that didn't have wives in the title.